Announcement
Hey, long time no talk, logged on to give a somewhat unfriendly PSA;
Yes, I aged Gladion up.
I did NOT do it for smut purposes despite the resurgence of insistence that I have that’s been brought to my attention today. I did it because when I started this account for-fucking-ever ago, I was an adult and I wasn’t comfortable writing Gladion as a teenager because I wasn’t a teenager.
This does NOT make my ship partners of past and present fucking pedophiles and everyone jumping on this fucking purity culture train needs to go touch some fucking grass. My Gladion is an ADULT. A CONSENTING GROWN ASS ADULT. SO HE’S GOING TO BE SHIPPED WITH OTHER CONSENTING GROWN ASS ADULTS. And if you have a PROBLEM with it, kindly direct your cross clutching ass to ME instead of fucking harassing and THREATENING my god damn ship partners like a pearl holding suburban Christian middle aged white mom.
If you’re a minor, consider going and coloring some coloring book pages instead. Because I, as an ADULT, don’t have time to deal with literal children trying to BULLY people. And if you’re an ADULT, how does it feel to finally have the false power trip you always dreamed of having in high school? You having fun? Consider going and paying your bills instead.
Love and Regards,
Alistaire ( Alice )















