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Dependent Borgatabent Kanaya Maryam

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grimAuxiliatrix posted a STATUS:

Just a reminder Karkat that you can come to my parlor whenever you are upset.

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glittery aura orb

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CHOCOLATE WALNUT BRIOCHE BABKA

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grimAuxiliatrix posted a STATUS:

It seems someone is here... someone I had hoped would not show up.

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https://instagram.com/p/BNjXskWjw_8/

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Jack Off Jill - Strawberry Gashes

Watch me fault her You’re living like a disaster She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over

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I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.

Meg Rosoff

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grimAuxiliatrix posted a STATUS:

Went outside for less than an hour and a rude gent deemed it fit to tell me to get back into the kitchen. I do not own a kitchen.

And even if I did my business was outside.

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greensharpshooter:

Quarters, and it does not. I just made observation.

How do you know I am a female in the first place then? Assumptions are not wise Quarters.

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grimAuxiliatrix is ONLINE

Karkat has gotten me a computer. It is interesting. And has registered me to all the other members. Many of whom I have never even met.

Hopefully this will be worth the raised cost of my electricity bill.

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:oD Bonswa, petit, I do hope you find it enjoyable.

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What interesting symbols. It has indeed been a very interesting time having a computer. Who are you?

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beatconductor:

oh

geez

i almost fell asleep reading this

like trying to read some upper scientific wiki entry

the stick you got up your ass gotta be stiffer than karkats

Excuse me.

There is nothing up there, nor in Karkat’s.

You are a rude person. Goodbye.

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MY MUSE CAN … REPOST DON’T REBLOG

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language |dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive / calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

tagged by: loop zoop zoop tagging: @eggsadozen @sixoclockandtimetodie @ashnvoodoo @fouramour @greenbeanthirteen @rifleshotsandflowerpots @umberbull @itsjacktheknife @beatconductor and yoouu

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bold the ones your muse has done - repost don’t reblog!

TAGGED BY: took this from my other blog

TAGGING: @corrosivegambler @ashnvoodoo @orangetrails @misscuttlefishfeferi @catnipin n the others or anyone who wants to do this

1. HAD SEX 2. BOUGHT CONDOMS 3. GOTTEN PREGNANT 4. FAILED A CLASS 5. KISSED A BOY 6. KISSED A GIRL 7. USED A LITTLE PAPER BAG FOR LUNCH 8. HAD A JOB 9. MISSED THE SCHOOL BUS 11. LEFT THE HOUSE WITHOUT YOUR WALLET/PURSE 12. BULLIED SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET 13. SEXTED 14. HAD SEX IN PUBLIC 15. PLAYED ON A SPORTS TEAM 16. SMOKED WEED 17. SMOKED CIGARETTES 18. SMOKED A CIGAR 19. DRANK ALCOHOL 20. WATCHED “THE BREAKFAST CLUB” 21. BEEN OVERWEIGHT 22. BEEN UNDERWEIGHT 23. HAD AN EATING DISORDER 24. BEEN TO A WEDDING 25. MADE FUN OF SOMEONE FOR BEING FAT 26. BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT 27. WATCHED TV FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT 28. BEEN LATE FOR WORK 29. BEEN LATE FOR SCHOOL 30. KISSED SOMEONE IN THE RAIN 31. SHOWERED WITH SOMEONE ELSE 32. FAILED MY DRIVERS TEST 33. RAN A MILE IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES 34. BEEN OUTSIDE MY HOME COUNTRY 35. BEEN ON A ROAD TRIP LONGER THAN 5 HOURS 36. GOTTEN MY HEART BROKEN 37. HAD A CREDIT CARD 38. BEEN TO A PROFESSIONAL SPORTS GAME 49. BROKEN A BONE 40. BEEN UNHAPPY ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT 41. WON A TROPHY 42. CUT MYSELF 43. HAD AN STD   44. GOT ENGAGED 45. BEEN ON A DIET 46. TRIED OUT TO BE ON A TV SHOW 47. RODE IN A TAXI 48. BEEN TO PROM 49. PLAYED IN A DRINKING GAME 50. STAYED UP FOR 24 HOURS OR MORE 51. BEEN TO A CONCERT 52. HAD A THREE-SOME 53. HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX 54. BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT 55. HAD BRACES 56. LEARNED ANOTHER LANGUAGE 57. KILLED A BUG 58. BEEN AT A YARD SALE 59. BEEN TO A JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 60. WORE MAKE UP 61. TALKED TO SOMEONE VIA WEBCAM 62. LOST MY VIRGINITY BEFORE I WAS 16 63. HAD MY WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT 64. KISSED SOMEONE A DIFFERENT RACE THAN MYSELF 65. SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE 66. BOUGHT PORN 67. HAD A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER 68. HAD ORAL SEX 69. DYED MY HAIR 70. CHEATED ON A PARTNER 71. GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE 72. WORE SOMEONE ELSE’S CLOTHES 73. VOTED IN AN ELECTION 74. RODE IN AN AMBULANCE 75. RODE IN A HELICOPTER 76. CAUGHT THE STOVE ON FIRE 77. GOT IN A FIGHT 78. BEEN ON VACATION 79. BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE 80. BEEN ON A BOAT 81. HAD SURGERY 82. BEAT A VIDEO GAME 83. FOUND SOMETHING VALUABLE ON THE GROUND 84. MADE A SURVEY 85. STALKED SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK/MYSPACE 86. PRANK CALLED SOMEONE 87. BEEN TO A LIBRARY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL 88. SPENT OVER $100 SHOPPING IN ONE DAY 89. CUT YOUR HAIR AND HATED IT 90. PEED OUTSIDE 91. WENT FISHING 92. HELPED WITH CHARITY 93. TAKEN A PREGNANCY TEST 95. BEEN REJECTED BY A CRUSH 96. BEEN SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL 97. BROKEN A MIRROR 98. FAKED SICK FROM SCHOOL 99. OWNED A PET 100. BEEN TO SIX FLAGS

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grimAuxiliatrix is ONLINE

Karkat has gotten me a computer. It is interesting. And has registered me to all the other members. Many of whom I have never even met.

Hopefully this will be worth the raised cost of my electricity bill.

[greensharpshooter]

It seems many new troll women are showing their faces tonight.

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Yes I am a troll and yes I am female but I am not sure what that has to do with me getting a computer. Who are you?

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grimAuxiliatrix is ONLINE

Karkat has gotten me a computer. It is interesting. And has registered me to all the other members. Many of whom I have never even met.

Hopefully this will be worth the raised cost of my electricity bill.

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so youre crabcakes aunt or something

nice meetin you

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By Crabcakes I presume you mean Karkat, of whom is not a crab and I am not his aunt. In fact we have no biological relation besides both being trolls. Our blood colors are not even close on the spectrum.

But I am Kanaya. Who are you.