They Call Me Doctor Wyrm

Opal ♡ Nonbinary ♡ 28 ♡ Somebody's Gotta♡

[glamourslime]

Time for everyone on planet Earth to look at my dragonsona forever, as drawn by the excellent @friedunicornstudio

You Will Look At Them

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.

[theterribletenno]

Sorry, I JUST realized this too is a Guilty Gear character

[crabussy]

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

[crabussy]

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

[hexabeast]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tim-official]

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[anneemay]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

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imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[matrix-quote]

TRINITY: Dodge these bullets, from my gun’s.

- The Matrix (1999)

[undying-princess]

back during the Uncle Wars my buddy Fogart got shot by a sniper. miraculously he survived but the medics had to remove his whole nephew, now he's just some guy's brother

[triplesixmafia]

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[leoalvarez-clowncarcommittee]

I think Chase would make a good candidate for piloting the Psycho Gundam

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[were--ralph]

Genuinely, what happens in those games?

[dungeonlust]

Art by • Nobuteru Yūki

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well