They Call Me Doctor Wyrm

Opal ♡ Nonbinary ♡ 28 ♡ Somebody's Gotta♡

[glamourslime]

Time for everyone on planet Earth to look at my dragonsona forever, as drawn by the excellent @friedunicornstudio

You Will Look At Them

[sandmandaddy69]

[maja-paja]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[fernicenty]

two bear sitting on the edge of katmai river

[glamourslime]

I accidentally missed an interview because I fucked up putting it on my schedule. So maybe I should go live on the moon alone forever

[glamourslime]

Okay it got rescheduled and is over now. So i dont feel like running headfirst into a wile e. Coyote painted-wall tunnel anymore

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[glamourslime]

I accidentally missed an interview because I fucked up putting it on my schedule. So maybe I should go live on the moon alone forever

[glamourslime]

I accidentally missed an interview because I fucked up putting it on my schedule. So maybe I should go live on the moon alone forever

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[beardedmrbean]

[pangur-and-grim]

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact