majaa

meowmeowmeow ostensibly a horizon blog she/her lezzie! twenties

[maja-paja]

meow meow bitch

[transgenderization]

i dont use chatgbttb because its not like a useful tool for anything i want to do right but like. '[new technology] is making people dumber/lazier/evil/etc' is a statement thats never. like they said this about the smartphone and they said this about the pc and they said this about the typewriter and they probably said this about the flour mill in rome or w/ever right like. its like when everyone on this website convinced themselves that people voted for trump because of long covid youre just not going to get anywhere looking at the world this way. you forgot matycon again

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[bunniope]

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

[dykesis]

i deserved to grow up with a lesbian older sister who never understood why she felt so weird about her little brother until i tearfully confessed to her that i think i might be a girl. i deserved a sweet older sister who saw me for the gorgeous, perfect girl i was, who tried so desperately to make sure that all the support she offered was enough, and decidedly appropriate. i needed an older sister who, in every little moment she could, tested her luck. just because she couldn’t stop herself. an older sister who loved seeing me in her handmedowns, who made sure to teach me everything a girl should know, who taught me makeup and skincare and watched cheesy girl movies with me late into the night. an older sister who got exceptionally good at hiding every exploratory glance, every searching look, who noticed how her sweaters fell off my shoulder, every outline and hint at just how perfect i might look under the pyjama pants she gave me. an older sister who celebrated every change. how long my hair had gotten, how clothes had started fitting differently on me, how much happier i seemed.

i want to have had an older sister who faltered when i told her how much softer i’d gotten. who’d try her best to steady her hands when i offered my face for her to feel, since it’d gotten to smooth. i want her to have cupped my face in her palms, brushed her thumb over my cheek, i want her to have realized right then that there was just no way around it, around how she felt. i deserved to have a big sister who pulled me in and finally just kissed me, like we were always meant to .

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Foxgirl giving you the worst paw job you've ever had and it hurts a little but she's being cute and the pain is kinda getting you close anyways

[radio-jupotter]

ottergirl giving you a nice pawjob with her soft paws that heals you from the awful pawjob you just got from a foxgirl

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll get the foxgirl paw job and you'll tell her she's doing great

[themostdesperatehoney]

Sorry for having a cute tummy and grabbable thighs and a constant wet spot in my underwear. As if its my fault

[lisafrankzane]

[zerosuitsammi3]

[lusamine-deactivated20200722]

i just realised that with this new laptop ive lost all my reaction images

[wretchedbitch]

I save all my reaction images on a flashdrive just for these reasons 

[lusamine-deactivated20200722]

noone cares

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[goatstrogen]

[dragongirlsnout]

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

[dragongirlsnout]

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

[cannibalchicken]

[transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla]

[transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla]

also just so we're clear on what kind of manga this is, this is followed by the other girls forcing misora to show off her own in solidarity

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[mossbawn]

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

[mossbawn]

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

[colonthreedotexe]

the reaction when someone is misogynistic to a cis woman: "wtf that's not ok you can't treat women like that"

the reaction when someone is misogynistic to a trans woman: "hahaha that's so funny, you're treating them- i mean her, like a woman. gender affirming misogyny am i right hahahaha"

[colonthreedotexe]

something something, women you're allowed to abuse. women you're allowed to abuse