majaa

meowmeowmeow ostensibly a horizon blog she/her lezzie! twenties

[maja-paja]

meow meow bitch

[smute]

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

[fairycosmos]

i often have every intention of doing something. which means nothing

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

do you currently outfit have pockets

yrs

no

Remaining time: 19 hours 35 minutes

[meowmorials]

2005

[kosmogrl]

[maja-paja]

[targetedknowledge]

[demilypyro]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[apolladay]

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

701-900

901-1500

1501-2000

2001-3000

More than 3000

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

701-900

901-1500

1501-2000

2001-3000

More than 3000

Results

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

[maidslime]

Starting this at 100 is insane. I have one tab.

[horus-oneechama]

has anyone figured out how to say "no" to little sisters yet

[slimeimei]

not allowed

[internethistory]

[emnesoi0]

Where were you when Biden died?

jorking my shit crazy style. im talking a different onahole for every stroke.

[recoveredcombatsister]

Woah!!! What can't bees do?

sadly bees hands are too small for. ice cream cone

[whalesharkcat]

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

[gazeldhazel]

lifting up an embarrassed trans girl's tented skirt to reveal her wet neopussy