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meowmeowmeow ostensibly a horizon blog she/her lezzie! twenties

[maja-paja]

meow meow bitch

[bunniope]

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

[sweet-marie]

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

[pangeen]

" Eurasian (northern) Lynx " // © Brian Matthews

[nyancrimew]

your pinned has a dni for basically everything and yet i don't see one for murderers #whatdatmean

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[transgenderer]

I practice a lifestyle I call "stupid hedonism" where instead of axting to.maximize my pleasure I mostly just do wharver j want and then face the consequences :/

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[jinlian]

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

[self-loving-vampire]

I am serious. We can't keep doing things like "curiosity = bizarre male quirkiness"

[tofu-rebecca]

seeing "protect the action figures" as a response to "Protect the dolls" is maybe the most insulting thing I've ever seen, to both trans men and trans women.

[tofu-rebecca]

First of all, the term "protect them dolls" exists because trans women, and especially trans women of color, are killed disproportionally. you are literally "all lives matter"-ing this. Secondly, can we stop this stupid fucking trend of giving gay/trans men the worse version of something that already exists for women?

[tofu-rebecca]

I still remember having to explain to a lesbian that the term sapphic comes from a real poet who was a lesbian and had droves of love poems about women and is so influential her home is what lesbians are named after and "acheillian" comes from a guy from a story who might've fucked his friend.

[tofu-rebecca]

"The mlm flag is only so ugly because its the lesbian flag but with boy colors" ok well that's lame as fuck actually

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[mousegirlheart]

Legit question for rural Unovans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral Swinub that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[sapphireh3arts]

the only difference between me and my gf is she got different hormones in utero. i wish people could see that being trans was really more of a medical thing. your brain Literally feels relieved and balenced once you get hrt into you- it's not just that it starts changing the physical aspects of your body that make you feel better! and its because its really a hormone disorder and your brain and body medically need the correct hormones!

[nonstickbrain]

It really blew my mind how immediate and stark the effect of starting HRT was on my brain, even more than my body.

My executive dysfunction got better, intrusive thoughts all but disappeared, I'm so much more social and outgoing, I can feel my emotions. It's almost like my body had the wrong chemical my whole life

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

We're many years away from good research on the topic, but sex hormones are neuroactive steroids, it's entirely believable that HRT tangibly improves the state of your brain on a biological level.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

HRT… made my brain… feel like it was mine. Didn’t fix all my problems… but I’m just a girl whose brain and body was trying to run the wrong biochemical protocol for 20 years.. of course shit sucked ass before then.

It made fixing my problems… possible. Made my brain feel… like part of me. Or me more at home in my brain? Idk. But I like that I laugh when I cry and that strawberries taste super good now.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.