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this is the funniest peter dutton meme i have ever seen

she was an sbs and abc girl and he was a 60 minutes and a current affair boy could i make it any more obvious

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

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the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

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my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

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dogs are very nostalgic creatures and oftentimes try to recreate childhood memories

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A baby elephant at the zoo got a box of hay for her 6 month birthday and she got so happy that she fell over. ☺️☺️☺️

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people from australian capital cities

sydney: loves either the beach or the opera house or both; probably a hipster; thinks sydney should have been the capital of australia

brisbane: lives at queen street mall; will fight anyone 2 uphold the honour of brisbane; will fight anyone in general

melbourne: “hi i’m from melb”; emo; thinks melbourne is hot in the summer

darwin: literally has to deal with crocodiles and 40°+ heat; in touch with nature or some shit

perth: likes rocks and politics (?); i’m still not entirely convinced western australia exists actually

adelaide: needs to shut up about adelaide being “australia’s shopping hub” or whatever shit fuck; probably wears scarves all year round; definitely a hipster

hobart: full of suffering; either loves or hates apples there is no inbetween; bitter

canberra: knows either too much or absolutely nothing about politics; definitely at least a bit pretentious; acts like they live in the art museum or some shit; never actually been to questacon

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Ideal date

Curling up on the couch together, watching QandA, and shouting ‘fuck off!’ at every self righteous narcissistic asshole who spouts something racist/homophobic/ableist/etc.