:// Our Lady of Infinite Glitches. *

yes, you can delete memories. you can rewrite them. You can make the earth and the sky and the birds and the bees because you are the lord my god. but you can't fix people. you can't fix me. you've already done all you can. you fixed everything. everything that could have slowed me down, or gotten in my way. but... that's just half the problem. the other half... is the hard part. the me part. that i... can't do this. that i'm not good enough. no matter what i do. or how hard I try. written by daisy. est 03/16

[glitchyai-blog]

hey if anyone was wondering where i disappeared to, im over @thatradiodial 

[anationaltreasure-blog]

send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours

[glitchyai-blog]

# I MEAN YEAH

you used to call me on my:

DOUG EIFFEL ✨🎧💖

“ 🎶heeeeeera baaaaaaaaaaaaby pick up the phooooone!  🎶 it’s your annoying dee-jay bee-eff here to make your day and rock your night.”

(it never gets past ‘baby’)

his text message alert is a short, 1 second clipping of feed me from little shop of horrors

TO: DOUG EIFFEL ✨🎧 💖 : 7.23 pm |✓| is pizza a viable option?

[glitchyai-blog]

djtothestars:

what he could say, hera’s laugh was always pretty infectious & he could almost never say NO to her. especially when it came to find a new way to slack off. even if just for a little bit. “do i REALLY got a choice if i wanna play?” 

the game began five minutes ago. “isn’t choice something that makes you human? or am mistaken?”

[glitchyai-blog]

djtothestars:

arms stretch overhead as he smirks at hera’s suggestion. he needed a break from scanning the new frequencies anyway. “okay, wargames.  i’m guessin’ a nice game of pong is outta the question?” 

a static-y, stifled giggle echoes through the comms room. a ding goes off in another part of the ship indicating the completion of a scan. she’s feeling playful after, well. everything. they deserve some fun. “what do you say to something a little less... classic?”

[glitchyai-blog]

who else wants to play the question game? 

[glitchyai-blog]

@djtothestars | ♥

— hhhhheeeey, officer ei̸ffe̡l̢? do you want to pla̶y a ͞g͟a̸m͢e͠?

[roboticsuggestion]

You wish you could start up from a different boot disk. One that didn’t feel aches in connections, static in your processors. You wish to flash this whole drive and write a new OS. It’s not possible in this form.

[glitchyai-blog]

im sad about wo/lf359 and idk if i’ll ever not be tbh. 

[glitchyai-blog]

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

nu nu nu nu nineteen. | @djtothestars

in the most reductive terms, hera’s whole existence is an idea. that’s all she is. a collection of thoughts and ideas and memories pressed into one supercomputer’s data base with just enough information and just enough boredom to make her dangerous, strung together with rows of code and binary. social cues and history and mechanical engineering… you’d be hard pressed to find something hera doesn’t know and can’t sort out logically.

— doug saying the word love is enough to make the air vents around the station shift. she supposes it’s her version of catching her breath. there’s no logic behind this. everyone knows she has emotions, they were programmed into her, but love was one that was conveniently left out of the manual. loyalty, yes. compassion, of course. anxiety? never leave home without it. but love… 

the air vents regulate themselves before anyone takes notice. hopefully. she talks slow, weighing her words, unsure if these are what she wants to say.

“what do you mean by that? i’m right here, aren’t i?”

[connectivitty-blog]

cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

[glitchyai-blog]

have you ever loved a voice actress so much you started crying?? 

[glitchyai-blog]

’ The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’

››› … |  • “the likelihood of that is minimal, doug. i’m not going to bother calculating the statistics either.” she sighs and presses the phone a little closer to her ear as she kicks off her shoes and hangs up her keys. home has never felt so good. “i’ve seen him in daylight. unless he’s a twilight vampire, which i doubt. the only time i’ve seen him sparkle was when he was glistening with sweat.”

[frostwill]

critical role sentence starters !!!

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

it’s not going to work.

[glitchyai-blog]

djtothestars:

“hera. i’m offended you’d think i’d forget my ow    !” a beat. “      it’s sitting on the table, isn’t it?”  he almost afraid to turn around to see a star wars lunch box sitting on there. 

her smile widens to a less sarcastic one as she holds her little tin collectors box to hide her face. she puts on her best c3po impression. “oh my dear, artoo. it looks like we’ve been left behind yet again. i hope little annie can get her lunch in time. her daddy seems to be most absent minded! what ever could have distracted him from such an important mission?” 

[filmhall]

Alice Braga on the set of On the Road

[glitchyai-blog]

hey yall who wants a starter? im gonna dive into very old drafts and asks