Cute, but unsettling

[glitterordeath]

Do you have a ouija board? Have you ever used one?

Why is this anon?

[glitterordeath]

Book 13 done.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[glitterordeath]

@morbid-scientist THE WHOLE FUCKING SONG

[glitterordeath]

To be a cat napping and sunning her belly...

[glitterordeath]

Tooth fairy tried to make a turtle.

[glitterordeath]

You'll all be shocked to know that there was a noise coming from the woods this morning and I did NOT go looking for it.

[glitterordeath]

Can we have an extra weekend?

[glitterordeath]

You have sexy legs 😉

Duh.

[glitterordeath]

Book 12... done

[glitterordeath]

Good Lord, am I out of my mind?

I swear I didn't smoke, and I'm off the wine

But every time you're with me

I feel a little dizzy

Goddamn, now I'm out on a limb

Trying to hold steady 'cause as down as I've been

I'm afraid I'll take you with me

So, are you stronger than the whiskey?

[glitterordeath]

I'm hungry.

[knightofleo]

Cats by Léo Forest

[glitterordeath]

Another day... Another animal to relocate

[glitterordeath]

Ah... memories

[glitterordeath]

It's nighttime walks with Murph season

[glitterordeath]

Please know that if you're telling me a story and talk too slow and pause too long, too many times, I'm not listening anymore.

[glitterordeath]

Wearing a Dungeon Crawler Carl shirt that @morbid-scientist got me today and went to therapy.

My therapist: That's not Harley Quinn but.... ? Who?

Me: Oh. It's Samantha. From Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Him: Is she a vampire? Or...?

Me: Uh... she's a decapitated head of a sex doll that's possessed by a demigod?

Him: 👀 Kay....