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Santana Lopez. 24yrs. Makeup Guru. Serving up looks and saving you from looking like shit.

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cohen2playgames:

I’m always gonna keep that in mind.

That I know I easily could do without so much missing a button. They always seem to judge me on my gender rather than my skill but I know my gaming worth over their sexist butts. The only kinda violence I need are the ones where I know I can respawn. If it ever gets too much, feel free to go into the comments session and have words with a few. I wouldn’t  say it is all men but sadly it has been the later with them.

Do, my advice is bulletproof and my words brutal but honest. I don’t sugar coat and that’s why I give the best talks. People seem to trust me way too much when it comes to that stuff, despite my resting bitch face and lack of censor. 

Knowing your worth is always the most important step to being a badass woman, so from one to another, congrats on that realization. Don’t mind if I do, I’ll do that next time I need to expel some of my poison. Or maybe I’ll have to try out your little handheld handjob thing, see if I can take out my rage on some pixel people instead. 

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verifiedhunter:

I think that’s only 1% and honestly, can I blame those people? That would be quite amusing to watch. Unfortunately for them, I am mentally stable. Whether that’s the case for you doesn’t seem to be so certain, considering your ability to imagine someone’s face as a ballsack. I saw you were outed, which is truly something no one deserves. Though, feel free to come onto my channel so you can tell my subscribers about all the ballsacks you have seen in your closeted life. I can think of a few horror stories of my own. Also, I do not have wrinkles. You’re free to come and look at my face from upclose. That something is crooked in my face in unavoidable and I can promise you there’s something crooked in yours, unless you don’t and I expose you for your many plastic surgery operations. Anyways, I’d be very down for a drag queen make-over. Can you do it?

Sure about that? Nobody that’s selling their own mugshot on a cheap sweatshop t-shirt is ‘sane’. Expose me? Ha! Sorry you’re a little late on that front, try again. I know it’s hard to believe because I am smoking hot, but I haven’t had any plastic surgeries done to my bod. Just makeup to enhance it so it looks like my cheekbones could slice open something. 

Duh, of course I can do it. I’ve binged watched too much Rupaul’s Drag Race to make a look that is anything short of fabulous.  Actually that’s that not a bad concept for a video. Congrats. 

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glitzygurusnix little tease of what’s to come. Gonna be spilling all the hot deets you’ve been dying to know. 

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Snixxsangels Does this mean you’ll be on #fonduefortwo ???

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TEXTS | | Brittana

Brit: I was starting to think you'd added me to that list of yours.

Brit: I'll do whatever I can to help. We can get together beforehand and talk about what you do or don't want discussed. I won't treat it like a joke, I promise. I wouldn't do that.

Brit: When I came out it was in my own time and on my own terms and I hate that you didn't get that chance. My channel is a shitshow most of the time but I don't take this lightly San and I'm really sorry it happened to you. But I know you're going to show everyone how little it defines you.

Tana: Never. You are one of the few people that not only tolerate me, but actually see's a shred of good in me. Not many people look that deep.

Tana: Okay, that would reassure me. I need to feel like I'm back in control of my own life.

Tana: You better, I trust you. I'll try, I'll be damned if I show to anybody just how much this effects me. I won't give anyone the satisfaction.

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cohen2playgames:

You’re right like you seem to be about most things, there is no right or wrong way to deal with it. Just a step at the time. You’re welcome truly.

Those will eventually die down over time since it would become old news because you know how rapidly things change online. Honestly…with difficulty because there is a lot bad stigma attached to girl gamers and sexualization too, I really just ignore them.  Pretty much I scroll replying to the good comments that are worth my time because it is the real fans that are worth my time. And you’re right again, it is more than likely because they don’t have a woman to make them a sandwich. I just…there is a silver lining to everything. So I keep telling myself.

I am almost always right. 

That’s bullshit. You could kick their ass at their little games while blindfolded, and they know it. It sounds like you are at least handling it better then I would, I would of dragged some of those mutha’s  to hell and back by now. Well if you ever need someone to go off on your haters, you have my number. I tolerate men even less now, and handle verbal mudslinging. 

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JULY 31: @glitzygurusnix has uploaded a new video

RETRO GLAM HAIR/MAKEUP - GLITZYGURURUSNIX

What’s up Snixettes? Pretend that I wasn’t gone for a hot sec (sorry not sorry), but I needed a break so I could keep my sanity in order to bring you more looks that will make men and women either want to be you or fuck you. For my first tutorial back I decided to do a very retro feeling look, Shout out to T-Swift for bringing back vintage. 

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Coolgurl95 1 hour ago

This is neither retro or hetro.  

FUCKMEUPSNIX 23 minutes ago

Anyone else see the elephant in the room? Santana I love you, please make a video about you being gay! Maybe a gay makeup look? #Loveislove #sobrave

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TEXTS | | Brittana

Brit: You're allergic to a lot of things. I'm going to have to start making a list, lol. Midgets, spray tans, etc.

Brit: I wondered if maybe you might like to answer some questions via Fondue for Two? If not that's totally fine, I won't ask again. And if you ever want to talk off the record I promise you it'll stay that way. Just say the word.

Tana: It'd be easier to name the things I'm not. What can I say, I hate the world.

Tana: [read]

Tana: [hour later] Okay, thought about it. I'm in. People will keep bugging me until I nip this in the bud.

Tana: I'm so terrified Brit. At least this way you'll be there to help me right? I don't want this to turn into a shitshow for views for you. If anything happens I swear...i will be done with you, and our whole arrangement.

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TEXTS | | Brittana

Brit: San don't even worry about it right now, you've got a lot going on. I get it.

Brit: Speaking of that I've been meaning to ask you something. I just wanted things to die down a bit.

Tana: I know you know, out of anyone. Well maybe 'it get's blanderson' too, but I'm allergic to midgets.

Tana: Okay, shoot.

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kurturehummel:

I suppose I just have to wonder how much backlash would he have to face to admit to what he did? It is nice to have an understanding of your audience though, losing subscribers but ultimately it’s like bring cleaning. Out with the negative and open to the new and positive.

Let’s not throw the word love around just yet. But yes, I do like Marley a lot. More than any other girl I’ve had the honor to have been with. I don’t know, you have to have very little sense to do a prank channel.

I hope they eat him alive, leave it at that. I’m not missing them, although I am concerned about youtube jacking my money for ‘inappropriate videos’. Youtube’s trying to demonetize me, and I ain’t playing when I make my videos, so I wants to get paid for them. 

Easy to say when the list only has one person on it. But whatever Kurt, if you are really happy, then I am pacified. Who be it me to judge. Clearly I don’t have any room to talk, yet I still do. Basically, I never found what he called his ‘sense of humor’ rib tickling like his subscribers do, and to keep in a hundred, some of the ones that actually have some laughs to them are one’s I planted the idea’s in his head. 

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TEXTS | | Brittana

Tana: Hey Brit, sorry I haven't really been a good informant lately. Just with everything going on.

Tana: Even though ruining someone else's life would probably be a big mood.

[verifiedhunter-blog1]

What’s up fellow attention lovers? I hope your social blade is as green as can be. Mine, surprisingly, is. Who would’ve thought getting arrested was great for subs? I reccomend it. Literally hit me up right now if you want to be exposed to my now over a million subscribers. I need more collabs in my life. Oh, how I love helping out the smaller ones.

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Congratulations on your millions of people who just want to watch you pull a Britney and lose it and shave your head so your face looks like a hairless ballsack. If you’d be willing to collab, I could try to hide the wrinkles in your eyes that look deeper then the Grand Canyon, and contour your crooked chin straight. 

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cohen2playgames:

That’s true. Well, at least you know it is from a caring place but I’ll stop cause the last thing I want is to be that person but it isn’t a permeative ally, I actually care. You didn’t have a choice but you’re handling it well is all.

You know there is nothing saying that you have to do a video like that or anything. It is your channel, after all, you should post the content that you want to create. But hey what I say doesn’t seem to count for much.

Maybe, maybe not. I don’t think there’s really a right way to handle this, and there’s nothing in the gay handbook about this. But thank you, I mean it.

I know, but I have a feeling until I address it, all people will be commenting is about that damn livestream. How do you handle unwanted comments? I know you get a ton of bullshit from sexist pigs that feast on Doritos and Mountain Dew and their hatred for women. Must be because they don’t have a women of their own to make them a sandwich. 

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hello, tumblr!

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lavieenmarley:

This is the first time I’ve ever been part of the cool kids, so I’ll take it, kool-aid or not. It’s nice to know I’m not alone on this, though, since I was experiencing some major FOMO.

Oh…well, I didn’t know there was a remix, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. I owned that Bed Intruder song all those years ago, after all. Yeah…yeah, I’ve heard about that, if I’m thinking of the right thing. I’m truly sorry that happened to you. You’re handling yourself well, though, if that makes you feel any better.

Don’t worry, Playlist is like a lamer vidcon anyways. I’m assuming you’ll be going to that?

Everything on the internet either has a remix, or a porny version of it. Yes, if you are talking about me sharing hot lady kisses on a livestream, then you would be correct. This fall’s into the pornier version I was talking about. I’ve already got so many messages from guys saying they beat their rancid meat over the fifteen second snipet, and they must be desperate and single, though I don’t know why since they sound like such a catch.  It doesn’t, but thanks anyways. Ignore me I’m just bitter. 

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TEXTS || Pucktana

Santana: I would but I feel like you'd get more pleasure then that, then me. Hello, I'm gay remember? Or do you need to walk in on me again for the message to sink in. Sad to think I wasted my one gay beard on you though. Oh well.

Santana: Okay, I'll be here.

Puck: ill follow the path of ice

Santana: [read]

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TEXTS || Pucktana

Puck: do u wanna like peg me live on messy monday or something so we're even??

Puck: i found it, i can drop it off tonight

Santana: I would but I feel like you'd get more pleasure then that, then me. Hello, I'm gay remember? Or do you need to walk in on me again for the message to sink in. Sad to think I wasted my one gay beard on you though. Oh well.

Santana: Okay, I'll be here.