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KURT ELZABETH HUMMEL twenty-four. youtuber. straight. Hello, you've reached the blog of one Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. Kurt is a fashion blogger on YouTube who talks about fashion, reviews high name brands, and helps the everyman put together looks. Please direct any business inquires to the submission box and fanmail to the inbox.

[kurturehummel]

verifiedhunter:

A lot of interesting things happen to me, it’s a fact. I’m an iconic person, honestly. I’m enjoying it too. Well, thanks. I sure tried to make it look good. That sounds like a plan, Kurt. Oh, we’re going that far?

Well, you made the mugshot look effortless. I’m curious, have you ever considered modeling? Well, I usually like to take it there. But I can also do alterations myself, as long as you don’t mind me getting in your personal space. Part of the Kurt Hummel brand is a perfectly fitted suit. 

[kurturehummel]

text ✉ PRINCESS ⇆ PUCKZILLA

PUCK: i just don't know what tf i would say for an apology video, but i mean it's worth a shot.

PUCK: im not usually this open with guys. sometimes it's worth the risk, tho. for guys im really into.

PUCK: seriously tho fucking #exposeme public humiliation is my g-ddamn kink

KURT: "I'm sorry" is a good place to start.

KURT: I have a girlfriend.

KURT: That's...disturbing.

[kurturehummel]

bicornbrit:

Woo! I’m (fashionably) late to the party but I finally decided to get a Tumblr and be with the rest of my favorite people! If you don’t already know me go check out my channel on YouTube–Fondue for Two.

Nice to see you finally decided to join the club, I’ve been missing my favorite gossip channel’s face around here. Any new stories that I can get a little sneak peak at?

[kurturehummel]

verifiedhunter:

Did you think I wasn’t serious? Good to hear you’re a fan. I try my best.  Do you really own it? You definitely have to wear it at some point in the collab. I like the ‘Boyfriend dresses me’ idea. That’ll get views.

...a little. In my defense, you do have a very crazy life, I wouldn’t put the most insane stories past you. I do! I thought it was genius and honestly, it was iconic. I’ve never seen such a good mugshot in my life,I mean conventionally speaking. Really? Great! I can text you my information and we can figure out when to film. My tailor is going to love you.

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@lavieenmarley​ uploaded a new photo to Instagram

Who has the best boyfriend? That would be me! @kurturehummel​ came over to my place for some lunch and for a followup video on my channel (look out for a #BoyfriendTag vid in the next few days!) and brought me roses! How considerate AND fitting 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 #HummelRose #HumRose #TheNextZalfie #ExceptAmerican #Roses #BestBoyfriend 😘

♡ 355,128 LIKES 🗨 4,631 COMMENTS

@kaceykat: OBSESSED ALREADY! #OTP #hummelrose > zalfie! @bowtietrash: YOU BITCH STOP DATING BLAINE’S MAN! #PR!!! @hummelfannum1: SO PRETTY…And Marley looks good too 😂😜 @gigibanks: When a no talent having bitch can’t even get herself a straight man lmfaoooo CLICK TO READ MORE

[kurturehummel]

text || marley ⇄ kurt

MARLEY: Is there anything to fanfiction BUT sex scenes?

MARLEY: Yeah, I know, it makes sense. Ugh, no, I can't imagine you two together just because you're both gay. It's so weird to assume that of you two just because of your sexuality.

MARLEY: I mean, aren't all people related at some point? The circle of life and all of that? Oh well. Even if we ARE somehow, at least we aren't doing anything. And we're already soul siblings anyways

MARLEY: Sounds good to me. I'd love to see what I can answer about you. Including how you don't have a favorite sports team unlike me.

KURT: Okay, you do have a point there.

KURT: Exactly. I was hoping Blaine would tie down a guy before it got so crazy but I saw I had to take things into my own hands.

KURT: That just made me think of Jason DiLaurentis.

KURT: I'll think of a sports team by then. The blue socks are a team, right?

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verifiedhunter:

Sure do. Yeah, I’ve seen you around. Sounds good, man. I’m sure there is many fun things we could do together.

Wait, now you’re kidding, right? Oh my god, really?!- I mean, cool. That’s cool. To be honest, I’m a bit of a fan.  I’ve been watching your videos and you’re really good, I can see why you’ve blown up so quickly. I even own your mugshot shirt. Right! I think we work on something along on your skincare routine or can do some sort of “Boyfriend” tries to dress me, or just friend because I don’t want to feed into the rumors when I just announced I was dating Marley.

[kurturehummel]

@kurturehummel  has uploaded a new video!

LET’S PLAY DREAM DADDY W/ TINA!!! LOOKING FOR THE CULT ENDING?!

Due to an overwhelming popular demand, I got together with my good friend Tina (Cntrl+T) to bring to you KURT AND TINA PLAY DREAM DADDY! I know this a bit of a departure from my usual content but it was fun and it was great to see my friend again. It was fun to just do something silly for a change. I was thinking of starting a side channel so like me know if that’s something you would be interested in! Also, a “special” guest decided to crash the party in the middle filming...

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TOP COMMENTS

VULPIXWITHWIGS 2 hours ago

Why does puck look so much like craig though?

BUBLINGS 1 hour ago

Of course kurt would play dream daddy, he probably has more daddy issues than willam, trisha, and chloe kardashian put together.

[kurturehummel]

text ✉ PRINCESS ⇆ PUCKZILLA

PUCK: expose me on jbi's blog i dare u. at this point it'd probably make my fucking socialblade go up

PUCK: i mean the damage was done... i dont think she cares

PUCK: what do you think? yeah my audience is super accepting they threw my a pride parade lmfao

KURT: I won't actually show them unless you give me a reason to.

KURT: She obviously is still angry at what you did and an apology would be nice. And it's show you have some remorse...but maybe she was right and you are too thickheaded to understand what you did.

KURT: Right, should have figured.

KURT: Aren't you worried you'll get outted if you're flirting with guys so openly.

KURT: I could have turned out to be a villain and sent these screenshots straight to gurugossip.

[kurturehummel]

verifiedhunter:

What’s up fellow attention lovers? I hope your social blade is as green as can be. Mine, surprisingly, is. Who would’ve thought getting arrested was great for subs? I reccomend it. Literally hit me up right now if you want to be exposed to my now over a million subscribers. I need more collabs in my life. Oh, how I love helping out the smaller ones.

Huh, it’s nice to see that you have great wifi in prison...that was a joke, sorry. I’m Kurt. We’ve met briefly before. I’ve been planning to do AuGUEST on my channel so if you’re interested in collabing with me then I’m sure we can make some sort of arrangement. 

[kurturehummel]

text ✉ PRINCESS ⇆ PUCKZILLA

PUCK: fuck after that santana video every fucking guy thinks im out to out him

PUCK: it was an ACCIDENT I literally turned off the camera the SECOND i saw her

PUCK:everyone always acts like just because i'm a fucking badass i cant like dick

KURT: I can't believe this. I'm screenshoting this conversation. Just in case.

KURT: Does she know that?

KURT: I suppose that's true, does your audience know?

[kurturehummel]

glitzygurusnix:

He’s too thickheaded to back down, even if he’s catching a lot of crap for it. As for me, I’m gaining even more followers from this, which filled in the spots of my more conservative subscribers who unsubscribed from my channel, good riddance. Not sure why they were following me anyway, but I guess they need lots of help their makeup to to distract from their deformed inbred faces and their boring personality.

That’s right, because you are so in love with the Marley chick, huh? Is this what I looked out before I came out? I don’t think he’s that senseless to actually do it again on purpose. 

I suppose I just have to wonder how much backlash would he have to face to admit to what he did? It is nice to have an understanding of your audience though, losing subscribers but ultimately it’s like spring cleaning. Out with the negative and open to the new and positive.

Let’s not throw the word love around just yet. But yes, I do like Marley a lot. More than any other girl I’ve had the honor to have been with. I don’t know, you have to have very little sense to do a prank channel.

[kurturehummel]

text || marley ⇄ kurt

MARLEY: I'm so glad there's no fanfic about me that I know of...I hope this doesn't encourage anyone to writer hummelrose. Which is a cuter name anyways 😘

MARLEY: 😊😊😊

MARLEY: Okay. You know I'm not in the business of pushing anyone out or anything. I know it's a hard choice...

MARLEY: I know. But I think most of your fans wouldn't care. They'd probably get really excited about it, actually. Then again, that could be the shippers...

MARLEY: I guess it's at least giving us both some new subscribers. Should we have me do a boyfriend tag back? Related looking or not lol

KURT: I hope it does, we can recreate fan fiction written about us. Minus all the sex scenes.

KURT: 💛💛💛

KURT: Exactly, and I don't want to have to face the wrath of the angry klainers when I do come out and I say that me and Blaine are not together. He's like my brother, it'd just be weird.

KURT: Hey, I never noticed we looked like cousins till people pointed it out and now I'm wondering if we're somehow related...I mean, I hope not. That would still be weird.

KURT: But yes, we didn't get through all the questions so we can do the boyfriend tag on your channel. I can come over tomorrow night if you want.

[kurturehummel]

text ✉ PRINCESS ⇆ PUCKZILLA

PUCK: i was using some of my best moves on you at playlist

PUCK: did you seriously not notice??

KURT: This isn't funny.

KURT: If you're going to mock me then this conversation is over.

[kurturehummel]

text || marley ⇄ kurt

MARLEY: And you're a handsome boyfriend, sweetheart.

MARLEY: Yeah, those klainers ARE a bit insane...

MARLEY: Yes, but I like hearing it.

MARLEY: So do you not plan on coming out, like, at all?

KURT: We're such a cute couple.

KURT: I know and the fan fiction is even weirder.

KURT: you is kind, you is smart, you is important.

KURT: I do. And I will come out when the time comes, I'm just not ready right now.

KURT: I'm not even out yet and I already get so much hate. I don't know if I'm ready to handle what people will say about me once I decide to be open about it.

[kurturehummel]

text ✉ PRINCESS ⇆ PUCKZILLA

PUCK: you really need me to spell it out for you?

PUCK: you: 🙇 me: 😈 us: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 💦 🍆 🎆

KURT: I'm sorry, I'm very confused.

KURT: You're gay?

[kurturehummel]

glitzygurusnix:

It was beyond sucky, but karma is a bitch and all will be right with the world. I mean I’m far away from jumping on a Puerto Rican Pride float down in flannel chanting ‘it get’s better’, but I might as well use it so hopefully other women will search themselves and hopefully come to terms with it better then I did. 

That is true, I’m still shocked and his channel is still up. You’d think that he’d take a break or at spawn some sort of apology. He approached me at Playlist and all I could think of was that he was going to try making outting people a pranking trend, not that I’m gay. But you know. Still, it’s very admirable of you to use this as a way to help others. Not many would be able to bounce back up like you have. So Brava.