hi

em // 23 // atx

[abyssal-plains]

[tainbocuailnge]

me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok

[gloomamigo]

.........

What's up I'm back for like an hour until I inevitably disappear for months again

[shitpostgenerator]

WE ARE ALL GIRL IGUANAS

[romanonariver]

No, that’s just @gloomamigo

[gloomamigo]

I'm a NB iguana

[gloomamigo]

It's my quarter annual time to return to Tumblr for like five minutes so hello

[gloomamigo]

It's been a while so here's me face

[gloomamigo]

cat: you have a snack, I want that

me: it's an apple, you don't like it

cat: but WHAT IF i DID

me: *sighs* fine, try this

cat: *scrunches nose* I CN'T BELIEVE YOU TREID TO POISON ME

[thecutestofthecute]

When you actually have to DO things 

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[thenightbaker]

Me going into 2017 like:

I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me

[fuckyeahragetoons]

[yoshisnothere-deactivated202006]

[cvberitual]

like a fella once said, “ain’t that a dick in the hand?”

[funnylime]

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[gloomamigo]

Hello it’s been a while what is tumblr

[gloomamigo]

EVERYONE HAS CHANGED THEIR URLS AND I DONT KNOW WHO ANYONE IS

[gloomamigo]

Hello it’s been a while what is tumblr