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Tristyn Gabrielli. Sharks are perf. May be slightly obsessed with butts, love to have fun. check out my etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Homemadewithspunk

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Crocheted Rick plushie!

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Earth toned crocheted Snorlax!

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Crocheted Rick plushie!

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Crocheted Rick plushie!!

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Earth toned crocheted Snorlax!

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[pathologising]

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

[pathologising]

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

[pandyssian-deactivated20210112]

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

[dameofspace]

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

[heyaeya]

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

[thevvinterbeard]

OH MY GOD

[syristones-deactivated20131109]

I will never not laugh at this.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated.  He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it.  327.  I’ll never forget that number.  And every day at school, he would talk about this.  It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary.  He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we’d always threaten to move tables so he’d stop.  He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly.  Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude.  Like…even after class we’d ask him about that stuff and be like “dude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,” and he’d always look at us like we were crazy and say “what the hell are you talking about?”  I’ll never forget that classmate.  His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school.  He was a one of a kind guy.  His name was Norman Reedus.

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[torileighhall]

[fyeahcutetattoos]

[zylv-blog]

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

[purixie]

omg how cute what are they???

[zylv-blog]

[homofarts-gonebye]

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

[skyjelly-blog]

oMFG

[kanafinwer]

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

[goldenheartedsouls-deactivated2]

(◎♊◉✿)

[etotheoneeyeowl]

They’re -large train drives by-

[tooiconic]

….. I’m upset.

[formerblaire-white]

What are they?

[nunyabizni]

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

[formerblaire-white]

They look cool, I want one

[yourladyindank]

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

[salty-fiend-deactivated20190805]

Oh hey ********************************

[jenfluff]

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

[pocketfox]

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

[maureenlycaon]

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

[jesliey]

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

[locallibrabinch]

reblogging for the timing of the last reply

[reblogable-memes]

I hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying

[thexfiles]

shoutout to this week for ending

[riskysitch]

Sara (20 Photo)

[mad-main]

I told the stars about you.

[tiktokarchive]

Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?

[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.