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People near me keep saying "nursing assistant" in various contexts and it is taking so much will to not say "nurning anninant" out loud every single time-

#Idk what that's even from #But #it's stuck in my head #Nurning anninant #nursing assistant #Random #thoughts #lol

Call me a sewage worker the way I be goin down manholes

#I say as the camera zooms out to reveal a giant Lesbian flag on the wall behind me #I am NOT attracted to men but I thought this was rlly funny lol #text #text post #funny #Manhole #Sewage worker #?#men #love men

So I've really been wanting to get into Doctor Who lately, but I genuinley cannot figure out where to find it for free(I am broke-) or which version to start with cuz there's a bunch I'm pretty sure-

I figured maybe the Doctor who fandom on Tumblr might maybe be willing to help? lol

#Like it seems so interesting #I just have no idea where to start-#Anybody maybe want to help me?#doctor who #doctor who fandom #text #new fandom #I'm willing to resort to piracy btw if that's smth I'd have to get past #i love piracy #lol

So I'm learning ASL rn and we're doing stuff with noun-verb pairs & the funniest thing rn is stuff like "You CANNOT continuous the baby" it just fries me like every time

#Also with Butter?#“you CANNOT continuous the butter” is so funny to me for some reason #It's giving #do not the cat #Lol #text #text post #asl #sign language #american sign language #Asl student #Student #Does this even make sense #Idk

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Now, I'm a certified Womanliker, but sometimes I think I'm Bi simply because on one hand, women, but on the other hand, Flynn Rider

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Also Prince Sidon from BOTW-

#i mean look at him #he's so nice #and loyal #and so kind #and i love him in the best way #lol #prince sidon #sidon #botw sidon #zora #botw #loz botw

Now, I'm a certified Womanliker, but sometimes I think I'm Bi simply because on one hand, women, but on the other hand, Flynn Rider

#anybody else?#Do fictional men count?#Idk #flynn rider #tangled #eugene fitzherbert #women #i love women #Lesbian #Lesbians #saphic #?#Yeah #Sure #Men #bi curious #bisexual

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I am convinced that anyone who turns to AI generators as a creative outlet doesn't actually give two shits about making something.

Because why do you expect me to care about something that you couldn't even be bothered to make yourself by using a shareholder-fueled gimmick that actively makes the world worse with:

data theft

identity fraud and harmful misinformation

hardware hoarding (RAM crisis)

wrecking the environment (insane water pollution and waste + electricity usage for data centers that's so high that nearby towns and their citizens have to pay the price)

causing corporations and studios to underpay and fire artists and other creative jobs in nearly every creative field because AI is "cheaper"

consistently shitting on the very purpose and meaning of art

eroding critical thinking skills

preying on loneliness and the addiction-prone

Fuck off with that.

Don't serve me lazy, unethically made slop and expect praise.

Pick up a pencil, keyboard or an instrument or idk, go on fucking BeepBox.co - show me some genuine fucking effort in something you made with your own hands and brain and I'll give you your due credit and actually praise you for your efforts, regardless of the actual quality of the end result.

Idk if this is weird(but this is Tumblr so who really cares, right?) but I just started watching MLP for the first time cuz I didnt get the chance as a little kid n I wanted to see why ppl talk about it so much and genuinely I did not expect it to have any sort of plot or be at all funny tbh

I'm sort of reluctant to admit it, but I'm enjoying it so far lol

#Like honestly #Only on ep 1 but i like it i think #enjoyable #its cool #text #text post #mlp g4 #mlp #mlp friendship is magic #mlp fim #new to the fandom #I guess #im not sure #Tbh

"I'll grow into it!" I say as I eye a shirt that's large enough to be a camping tent for a family of 4, knowing full well that I am at most a medium and am done growing

Search history after reasearching for your OCs be like:

"what do they do at the hospital whrn you got your arm severed?" "Types of arm prostgetics" "how muhc does a hybrid prosthrtic cost" "can rabbits eat meat" "is quantum mechanics linked to the study of alternate dimensions" "string theory?" "what type of scientist studies string theory"

Idk what it is about fics written in present tense but it irks me and makes my brain unfathomably itchy

#I still try to read them sometimes tho #I just switch the tense in my head lol #text #text post #funny #lol #first person #fanfic #fanfiction #my opinion #itchy itchy itchy #t-t #irked #it irks me #writing

Just witnessed somebody refer to Life, like just being Alive, as 'getting hazed by God' which?? I guess so??

#I don't think this'll be out of my head for a good while lol #The 'someone' was my own mother btw #We have weird chats sometimes loll

You know you're dehydrated when your hands start having the complexion of a slice of colby jack

#Like I'll be chilling doing nothing #And then I look at my hand and it is so so splotchy #And drinking water helps #So #Yeah #Please tell me this happens to other ppl and not just me-#cheese #colby jack #dehydrated #text #text post #funny #Btw #go drink water #do it #drinking water #drinking

*accidentally misgenders my own OC while explaining lore*...I must now go die in a hole somewhere actually

#I changed their pronouns from He/Him to They/Them like a year or 2 ago and I'm still tripping up sometimes #T-T #I feel so bad about it #text #text post #funny #my ocs #oc #ocs #Misgendering #misgendered #they/them #oc lore

This chocolate will either fix me or make my headache 6x worse, and boy do I love gambling

#anybody else?#or is it just me #Does chocolate actually help or was I lied to as a child #text #text post #chocolate #Specifically #Andes mints #andes #headache #migraine #?#hopefully not #T-T

My absolute favorite laugh that someone can have is that semi-aggressive hoarse wheezing reminiscent of a cough when ur sick, and when they laugh more and it just gets even more scratchy I just LOVE it AUGH

#Also ppl who make funny snorts or squeaks??#Love it #So much #10/10 #Its just an amazing sound cuz it always feels so genuine #text #text post #laughs #Laughing #Side note: why the hecc is Laugh spelled like that #What the frick #funny #my opinion #Don't be self contious of the way u laugh!!#Sm1 out there will love it

Honestly what even is a cosmic brownie. Why does everyone I see seem to go feral over them. They look mediocre at best :/

#Same with Twinkies tbh #Those things are so nasty #I can't fathom how people like them #Like they're just essentially sweet hotdog buns with whip cream in em #eugh #ew #text #text post #cosmic brownie #twinkies #twinky #brownies #my opinion

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