Letting the BakuSquad Boys Help with Your Hair
Took a break from the smut to write some self-indulgent fluff with my favorite group of dudes! 100% inspired by my own hair struggles.Β
First of all, say what you want, but in my head, this man wakes up in the morning, takes a shower, shakes his head, and heβs ready to go. Heβs one of those people whose hair just sort of falls how he wants it. Sufficient to say, Bakugo doesnβt know your pain. Heβs willing to learn, albeit very reluctantly.
Β As someone dedicated to being the best at everything he does, helping with your hair is no different. Bakugoβs going to claim that he does it because heβs tired of hearing you complain about your arms hurting, but truthfully, he just wants to show off how good of a boyfriend he is.
The first time he tries to help you detangle? Terrible. Awful. 0/10 Experience. This man dove straight in with a comb and almost snatched every strand out of your scalp AND had the AUDACITY to tell you that he wasnβt too rough; you were just sensitive.
Heβs going to grumble about it, but he means well. Just sit him in front of a couple of YouTube tutorials.
Heβs a quick learner too! Once you get past those initial bumps, itβs like having a live-in hairdresser. Wash days are much MUCH easier.
Has absolutely on more than one occasion threatened to blow some randoβs hands off for trying to touch your hair. You laugh about it, but thereβs like a 50-50 chance that heβs being serious.
βTheyβve lost their rights to handsβ¦β
βWe shouldβ¦we should probably just leave.β
βCome on, at least a couple of fingers.β
Listen, Kirishima has been trying to get his hands in your hair ever since yβall started dating. Itβs just so big and curly, and please let him play in your hair. How are you going to tell your sweet shark boy, no?
Tell him you want to bleach and dye your hair, and you need his help? You would think you had asked him to marry you honestly if this doesnβt turn into a disaster you just might have to.
βWhat color should I do?β
You donβt choose red, you monster. Heβs so disappointed for all of two minutes before heβs back to being excited about βhelping.β
The bleaching process isβ¦rough. Not because he doesnβt know what heβs doing but because he keeps getting distracted by gently pulling your curls and watching them spring back into place. You scold him. He apologizes and goes back to work on another section. Gets distracted again. Lather, rinse, repeat.
At the end of the whole thing, heβs going to tell you that your hair looks like a pretty fluffy (color) cloud and mush his face into it. Itβs the cutest thing ever, just let him have his moment.
Heβs also an expert at taking care of color-treated hair, so your follicles are in great hands with Kirishima. Texts you pictures of hair products he thinks youβd like whenever he comes across them. Deep conditioning/movie dates become your new thing.
First of all, Seroβs the only one in the whole group that has good common sense. Your life and edges are in excellent hands with him.
@reinawritesbnhaβ and I headcanon that he grows his hair out and wears it in braids when he gets older. So between his own hair upkeep and learning to do different tricks with his tape, heβs got the most nimble fingers known to man. Your days of struggling to twist or braid your hair behind your back are over!
You introduce him to the beauty of wearing silk scarves to bed to preserve your hair, and he swears that you are an actual genius.Β
Quickly develops a spidey sense for when your scarf comes off in the middle of the night. Heβs also perfected retying it without waking you too.I told you, this man is going to keep you looking just as fresh as he does.Β
Always buys you scarves with his hero costume colors on them. He actually had them custom made, but heβll never tell you that.
βI like knowing Iβm always on your mind babeβ *finger guns*
ββ¦.why are you the way that you are?β
I know youβre tempted to let your boyfriend help you with your hair, and honestly, nobody can blame you for being on the brink of giving in. Denki has a very convincing puppy dog pout thatβs second to none.
Iβm warning you now. Itβs not a good idea. Please donβt give in to him. Heβs got the attention span of a butterfly, donβt let this man near your hair.
βYou think fish have feelings? Because I read this thing onlineβ¦β and you notice that the straightener has passed over the same piece of hair WAY more times than necessary while he debates whether or not goldfish can have a connection to their owners. He really does mean well, but itβs safer if he just watches.
Having a good day, where your hair isnβt frizzy for once in your life? βHey babe, watch this!β
Before you can stop him from showing you this neat new trick heβs learned with his quirk, your hair is standing on end.
Despite his ridiculous proclivities, Denkiβs very sweet, and he loves you a lot. Will go out of his way to tell you that you look beautiful, especially on days when your hair isnβt quite coming out like you want it to.Β
He may be shitty at actually helping with your routine but he absolutely excels at being your personal hype-man.
Squad Tags: @reinawritesbnhaβΒ @thots4dazeβ @aizawascumslutβ @strawbirbβ @ravenfeet222β @league-of-villians-headcanonsβ @michiieewritesβ @sailor-mangaβ
