Team Galactic is now in my control

“... can someone tell me what the “f word” is???? Charon says I’m not allowed to say it.”

"Psst, hey Edith, so I heard you want to learn the F word? I can do that if you really want to."

“Please. I need to know.”

"So so, like.. All you got to say is.. Fuck!"

“... fuck!”

Oh no. Wait until Saturn hears about this one.

#🌌 the destroyer of the galaxy 🌌 advanced grunt mercury #🌌 galactic grunt edith 🌌#🌌 anything but normal 🌌 crack/shitpost #// pluto coming back to base to see saturn beating mercury and he is just so done with him //

"There you go! Now you know what the f word is! Easy to learn, huh? It has many uses too."

“... can someone tell me what the “f word” is???? Charon says I’m not allowed to say it.”

"Psst, hey Edith, so I heard you want to learn the F word? I can do that if you really want to."

“Please. I need to know.”

#🌌 the destroyer of the galaxy 🌌 advanced grunt mercury #🌌 galactic grunt edith 🌌#🌌 anything but normal 🌌 crack/shitpost #// edith: fuck.. //#// saturn: instantly turns to mercury- did you do this..? //#// mercury: who? me? um.. no. //

"So so, like.. All you got to say is.. Fuck!"

“... can someone tell me what the “f word” is???? Charon says I’m not allowed to say it.”

#🌌 the destroyer of the galaxy 🌌 advanced grunt mercury #🌌 galactic grunt edith 🌌#// mercury no-- she baby //

"Psst, hey Edith, so I heard you want to learn the F word? I can do that if you really want to."

"So.. No one was going to tell me that my bro was sent to Unova to do some field research while I am still stick here in Sinnoh? This is an outrage."

#🌌 the destroyer of the galaxy 🌌 advanced grunt mercury #shitpost

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“NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES, MAKES A MAN GO –”

“NOOT NOOT! ! !”

#🌌 sharing the universe 🌌 reblog #// i'm fucking crying //

REPOST. DONT REBLOG

THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN HAPPY:

THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN SAD:

THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN THEY SEE SOMETHING THEY WANT:

THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN THEIR BERSERK BUTTON IS PUSHED:

THE FACE YOUR MUSE MAKES WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE THEY DISLIKE:

TAGGED BY: Stolen from the “dashboard games” tag.

TAGGING: Steal it from me and tag me to let me see your faces.

#dashboard games #🌌 a new bright yet dark future for team galactic 🌌 galactic leader saturn #// i would tag but only got one person to tag //#// afraid to tag others kek //

"Going to get myself a Chimchar and name it after that Rocket guy Proton, because you know.. He is a hot headed monkey who packs a punch."

#🌌 a new bright yet dark future for team galactic 🌌 galactic leader saturn

Entirely for @hellmandraws‘ amusement, and to defend America from the charge of being “weakass babies” I’m going to liveblog eating licorice candy.

okay first of all, the packaging. there’s a cartoon monkey ecstatically making love to a candy monkey. Perhaps an indicator of the orgasmic bliss I’m about to experience. 12/10. my hopes, like the people who designed this bag, are obviously very high

the candy looks like rocks and not jaunty little monkeys. huge disappointment. I had to recreate stonehenge to rally my flagging spirits. 2/10

First taste: wow this is salty! I think I actually like this. I love anise so I’m pretty sure this is going to be a trip to flavortown. 8/10 me rn:

OMG THE SALT WORE OFF IT’S SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED.

IT’S LIKE EATING A SHOE.

IS THIS CANDY?

IS THIS WHAT MAKES SCANDINAVIANS SO POWERFUL?

I’m chewing and it won’t go away

it’s stuck to my teeth, I’ll be tasting this forever. shards of this will be discovered in my teeth when my body is excavated from an archeological dig tens of thousands of years in the future. somehow the smell has traveled up through my nasal cavity and all I can sense, hear, or experience is licorice. the world is an empty vessel filled with remorse and the cloying smell of decay. I’m at the nadir of my existence. -100/12

somehow, here, standing at the edge of eternity, the darkness that consumed me birthed me anew. I’m not only ready for another candy, I’m eager. I can, nay I must, immediately eat another

oh wow it’s salty! 8/10

this time I’m ready for the salt to wear off.

I WAS NOT READY

the flavor this time was different, and somehow so much worse. instead of the leather of a shoe, it was like eating an entire shoe factory. the industrial rubber of the forklift tires, a hint of diesel as secretive as a volkswagen scandal, a soupçon of hot tin roof, the sweat of non-unionized labor, and a pervasive sense that while we’re all in this together, some of us are more all in this than others. 1/10 throw off your shackles, taste buds

#🌌 the destroyer of the galaxy 🌌 advanced grunt mercury #// this is it //#// this is mercury in a nutshell //#// smart as fuck but dumb as a brick //#// and pluto is sitting across the room acting as if he doesn't know his twin //

I can’t believe it but I’m into this. I like this. shocked and disgusted with myself, I shove 2 more into my mouth concurrently.

Hey guys! I restarted my Platinum game, I am playing it as Saturn, what starter Pokémon should I give him and what should I name it?

I will even gladly take requests to be named after Pokémon, Croagunk will automatically be on the team once I reach the safari to get him a girl, but others can be put on his team.

Whether we have roleplayed or not, or even if we are complete strangers, feel free to submit a Pokémon, gender and nickname you want me to add in the game.

If reblogs help get this out there, then so be it.

#🕸 behind the other side of the web 🕸 mun gae speaks #pokémon platinum #pokémon game reset #pokémon name request

“...”

“Do plants have feelings?”