Your Groom

Just a man, looking for love. Could you be the one?

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Did i frighten you? I’m awfully sorry, I didn’t mean to.

We’ve met before, haven’t we? I know I’ve seen your face.

New Eddie rp account dropped, who cheered?

Run by @sergeanthatredbignaturals, you can call me Madeon or Moth ooc. I’m part of a system, we have an Eddie introject but this is in no way run by him, I am the host and will (for the foreseeable future) be the only one posting here.

The body is 18, so feel free to freak out in the asks, though keep in mind that depending on what is asked, I may not answer.

Any overly 18+ asks/answers will be tagged as #nsft in case anyone wants to filter that out.

And of course, it should go without saying but I’ll say it anyway, if you are a minor please do not send 18+ asks, as anon asks are on I don’t have any way of knowing, but I would appreciate if people could be normal on this matter, please and thank you.

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Mr Groom, I bet i could out run you. even in one of your dresses. You won't catch me🦭

I may not be the fastest, darling, but I am persistent. You may escape for now, but I shall not relent!

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You plan to start a family but your current location is too dangerous, do you ever plan of leaving and finding a better home for the upcoming lot

I…. Suppose I hadn’t thought that far ahead. I should start drawing up plans to leave, shouldn’t I? Once I find my darling, I should start looking for a better place to start our family.

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Eddie, could I get a hug? 🥺

Of course you can, darling! Come here!

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“mpreg” refers to the act of a male getting pregnant, mr gluskin. Hope this clears things up

That can happen? I was told that was only something women could experience? I suppose science has progressed since i was last in school.

This changes things…

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Apparently Waylon is scared of you, what do you think about that Mr Groom?

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Oh she’ll come around!

I suppose I may come off a tad strongly, but can you blame a mad for falling in love?

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Are you more of an ass, tits, tummy, or thighs kind of guy?

How vulgar! I don’t believe the greater internet has any need nor right to know what I find most attractive, furthermore I feel no need to reduce my darling down to their physical attributes like some mindless animal!

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Mr Groom, I've been very curious!!

If you could learn another language, what would it be and why? -🫀

I once tried to learn French, language of love and all, I thought it would be a good idea, but my pronunciation was awful I’m afraid.

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How would you feel about an androgynous bride, Mister Gluskin? 🤔

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Androgynous in what way? I know some people simply look that way, but others choose to. If she simply looked more androgynous, I wouldn’t mind at all. However if it was something she was trying to achieve, that may be more of an issue. It depends on whether shes opposed to dressing like a woman, I suppose.

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Darling! How would you react to a bride who used to work as a butcher? 🥩

I wouldn’t mind at all, everyone needs to find some way of making money I suppose. Though once we’re wed, she’ll have no need to concern herself with work, as I can provide for her now.

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thoughts on mpreg?

…..What is “mpreg”?

Darling you cannot make up words and expect me to understand what you’re saying.

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Mr.Groom what if your bride only wants one child? What then? Just curious about it all 🦭

She’ll come around, after we’ve had the first one, she’ll undoubtedly realise what a joy motherhood is, and change her mind.

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Mr groom... what would you do if you did find your bride to-be? im simply curious! 🦭

Why, marry her of course! And after that, start trying for our first child. She’ll look just beautiful round with child, and then we get to start our journey as parents. It will take work, dealing with so many children, but I believe in us.

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Me again, the one that wants to help you escape. We can get married as soon as I figure out how to get around the big guy that calls everyone "Little Pig". I've been hiding in the vents. What do I do? How do I get to you without getting torn apart?

Ah, Walker. You see, her and I had a… fling or sorts, some years back, I suppose it makes sense she would go after my new bride, she must be jealous.

I’m afraid the only advice I can offer, darling, is to try and find your way through the vents.

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Do you like fat bitches

I do! I see no reason to discard what could be the perfect mother and wife for something so fickle, and my darling will spend a large, no pun intended, amount of her time round with my child anyway.

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Mister Gluskin ! I heard you make wonderful dresses ! Would you make one for me please ? :D

Yours truly, a bride-to-be

Of course I will! My darling bride must have a dress for our wedding after all!

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How would you react if your bride was the same height as you? 🦭

I wouldn’t mind at all, nor would i mind were she taller than me. What kind of man disregards someone on the basis of height? To toss aside potentially the perfect mother and bride for such an unbearably fickle reason. No, it makes no difference to me, darling.