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"I like her because she's both literally and figuratively mommy."

-Matt, GMMore #2718

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"Good boys finish last....... and I'm the good boys."

-Link, GMMore #2718

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"A roasted, seasoned carrot, in your ass?"

-Jordan, Texting Embarrassing Things To Our Parents

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"If I want to devote the rest of my life to something, it's the even distribution of contents of breakfast burritos."

-Link, GMM #2713

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"That's a meaty wiener"

-Fortune, GMM #2713

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"There's some things that you could be doing to help, but they're only in my mind."

-Link, GMMore #2713

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"Because it will only be as wide... as it is wide."

-Rhett, GMMore #2713

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"-and maybe this is a heterosexual thing, I'm not familiar with."

-Stevie, GMMore #2707

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"You have a third party that services you??"

-Stevie, GMMore #2707

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"It seemed like a good idea, three years ago in the hot tub..."

-Rhett, GMMore #2707

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"Dear God or whatever... ...what're you into?"

-Emily, Recreating Mafia Meals From The 1920s

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"This is... spiritually adjacent to a pirogi."

-Josh, Recreating Mafia Meals From The 1920s

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"You never wrapped up a whole nut?"

-Josh, Recreating Mafia Meals From The 1920s

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"Come on, I already put my thumb in your mouth!"

-Link, GMMore #2705

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"Yup, that's a really special spoon. It looks like a fork."

-Link, GMMore #2705

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"Are you divorced? No?" (strained) "Not yet!"

-Link and Carney, GMMore #2699

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"If I'm gonna draw, like, a pie chart of this fridge, I'd say it's 40% alcohol, 40% sauces."

-Link, GMMore #2699