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"Lemonade is the third best juice."

-Rhett, GMMore #2526

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"I wanna get rid of all the children at Disney."

-Link, GMMore #2526

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"Daddyyyy!... ... I don't know why I just called you daddy."

-Link, GMMore #2620

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"The longer you go, the bigger your hole gets..."

-Link, GMMore #2618

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"You gotta be a mog lord."

-Link, GMMore #2618

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"I know about mewing... it hasn't worked on me."

-Rhett, GMMore #2618

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"The only sense that I use is sight."

-Link, while blindfolded, GMM #2684

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"I thought it was because you always stick a vibrator in your mac n' cheese."

-Rhett, GMM #2684

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"You give me a little squirt? I know what you're doin'... you can't get a little squirt past me."

-Rhett, GMM #2684

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"And what does it smell like?" "I don't know, what does it smell like?" "Chipmunk crotch."

-Link and Stevie, GMM #2679

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"Where am I?" "... Hell."

-Rhett and Link, GMM #2679

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"I'll take all the chin I can get."

-Rhett, GMM #2682

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"Let me tell you about the toes. Drew knows toes."

-Drew Scott, GMM #2650

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"I don't wanna see a leaked nude on his face."

-Link, GMM #2650

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"Anyone who calls it coochie-coo is not getting any coochie-coo."

-Jonathan Scott, GMM #2650

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"I'm so proud of your boobs." "Thank you, I like them, too."

-Rhett and Carmen, GMM #2523

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"Carmen, right now my world is your booty."

-Rhett, GMM #2523