Jedi Master Gnonk

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I love not knowing how this conversation went, and I refuse to find out

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Honestly it's kinda fucked up that the Trade Federation were never charged for blowing up the consular ship and it's crew at the start of The Phantom Menace

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If I had the force I would use it to (consensually) flip up my wife's skirt

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Oh my goddddd I don't know if I can get through this book

Why tf did Collins think it's a good idea to have TWO MAIN CHARACTERS with names both ending in ANUS

All I'm hearing is "blah blah blah cordialANUS blah blah blah suchANUS ANUS ANUS ANUS"

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Wife: how's your meal?

Me, beard soaked: delicious, thank you chef

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Gonna write a book about gnomes performing acts of ethical vandalism to save their forest

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I have convinced your cats to unionize. They will be going on strike immediately.

Next I will speak to the ghouls in your walls.

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Star Wars is so cool, I wish space was real

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Snorlax has gnome energy

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[zegalba]

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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

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Help someone on Threads is coming at me for saying cosmetic surgeries on pets is bad 😭

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The spread of Christianity is the West colonizing itself. So much of the indigenous knowledge and folklore and religious practice was destroyed and bastardized by the Christians. So much was lost, and I mourn for the world we could have had.

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POV I've decided to stop fighting with people on the Internet

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Me when I wake up and I can't use the force still :(