I actually would like to see said counterarguments, but this do be mad funny.

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I actually would like to see said counterarguments, but this do be mad funny.
This is my gift for @guess1mjustheren0w for the Redcrackle fireworks summer event! They said they liked Player and Crackles beef as well as post canon fluff and crack so I drew Player bugging Crackle while he and Carmen are on a date! I hope you like it
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Day 5: Dance [Reminiscence of the past]
I missed their models from the early volumes. 🥹 especially in the dance party.
Au where everything’s the same except the guy’s wear clothes.
Ok so a couple things/headcanons-
I didn’t add Charmy, Starline, or Clutch bc I just imagine their pants just their leg color. :|
I didn’t do big because I think all he’d wear is just shorts. So…shorts.
Rough & Tumble’s outfits change depending on who they work for. They get different uniforms. But I just drew default clothes.
Rough & Tumble’s clothes are inspired by their beta designs. (Tumble stole a biker jacket and secretly wants to be a motorcyclist. Rough wants him to get one so he can sit in the sidecar.)
Same thing goes for Silver where his clothes change depending on the state of his future.
Knuckles’ has a change of clothes when he’s on his island that’s more traditional, but he wears normal clothes when he’s off the island.
Kit’s raincoat has a hood that he rarely uses.
They’re not as visible, but Espio’s belt has samurai sword holders.
Tails’ overalls pockets are constantly filled with tools, nuts, bolts, and mints.
Shadow’s legs are shaded weird because I attempted latex shading…
Metal Sonic gets nothing. He’s a robot.
9 Days of Lancaster Day3: Other’s POV
Summer:Y’know when I was growing up I was often told to win a guy over by making a delicious meal. Not to brag but I think I make an exceptional steak; yet despite all odds, my dear husband chooses to decline mine in favor of a restaurant’s. It’s a good thing my pride isn’t easily bruised~
Tai:*red* Summer, it’s our anniversary. Neither of us should be cooking. We’re on a date!
Summer:Hehe, I’m just teasing. Still, it’s a bit funny you chose a steakhouse.
Tai:Well it has a certain someone’s favorite dessert I can’t seem to recreate.*looks at menu*
Summer:Don’t feel bad. Strawberry tarts might as well be arcane sorcery. I can only make like three perfect ones. Of course that means I only eat one while the rest go to-
Tai:….*looks up* Summer?
Summer:Ruby?
Tai:Yeah, she does love them as much as-
Summer:No, Ruby. Look.
He looked over his shoulder and sure enough, several tables away was their daughter in a pink dress with strawberries on it, sitting patiently in a booth. Before either of them could question why, the girl’s head perks up as a well dressed Jaune approaches and sits on the opposite end of the booth.
Tai:Are they on a date!?
Summer:That’s not the shocking part. Our little girl is in pink! When did she even buy that?
Tai:Well she has gotten a friend that’s rather high class. Should we embarrass them?
Summer:Taiyang Xiao Long…
Tai:It was a jooooke. I won’t bother her. I’m not that mean.
Even from here, Summer could tell her girl was twiddling her thumbs. She also did that when she was nervous. Ruby’s face was permanently pink and her eyes, though a little avoidant, always returned to their target with the softest gaze that melted Summer’s heart. Tai couldn’t hear the conversation between the two, but he could see that they were giggling nonstop.
Summer:Our little girl is really in love, isn’t she?
Tai:No doubt about it. I remember you used to make that same face when we studied together.
Summer:Cross our fingers that boy doesn’t pick someone else then.
Tai:Wooooow, you’re feisty today.
Summer:I kid, I kid. Honestly the fact those two are on a date is proof she’s leagues ahead of me at her age.
Tai:Maybe one day this will be their anniversary spot.
Summer:Don’t make me cry! *raises hand* Waiter!
Waiter:Hmm? Is something wrong?
Summer:No. sniffles Just…send a plate of strawberry tarts to that young couple over there. Keep it anonymous.
Waiter:Consider it done. *walks away*
Tai:She’s definitely going to know something is up.
Summer:She’ll be distracted by pastries.
Tai:Guess I’ll go ahead and pay their bill too. Wouldn’t want Ruby to eat all this man’s money.
Summer:Oh? Has he earned your respect? A guy good enough for your babygirl?
Tai:*red*…I like how attentive he seems to be. It makes her smile; not to mention she’s constantly bringing him up. If she’s happy, I’m happy.
Summer:Awww, how cute. I just might fall for you all over again.
Tai:Well it is our anniversary. *holds hand* Shall we pretend it’s our first date all over again? *kisses hand.
Summer:*blushes* I remember how that ended.
Tai:I meant the dinner and butterflies!
Summer:Hehe, yes. To all of it.
Tai:How greedy.
Summer:You know who you married.
ACT II: UNREST IN PIECES
Prologue (here) -> Next (soon)
|| Start ACT I here or explore Pinned Masterpost ||
Now Available on Ao3 || ComicFury
Aino: Good news, guys! Turns out the bread we've been teleporting eating isn't riddled with mold!
Ineffa: It appears to be a new organic kuuvahki that only inhabits wheat products and gets more sentient with every teleportation.
Aino: Which means we're clear! So long as nobody keeps teleporting bread.
Columbina: Question.
Aino: What is it, Kuutar?
Columbina: I teleported bread.
Aino: ... How. Much.
Columbina: I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Lauma: Lady Kuutar! Why is there a mutated Mandragora at the shrine?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
IT’S HER AGAIN
SHE’S BACK
SHE CAME ALL THIS WAY
AND SHE FUCKING YEET’D THE MINICAPTAIN INTO MAKOTO’S ARMS HOLY SHIT SHE HAS RETURNED
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO HAPPY YOU IDIOT SHE’S A TSUNDEDRE AND SHE’S MAD SHE’S ABOUT TO FUCKING KICKING YOU ASS RIGHT NOW
SEE WHAT I FUCKING MEANT?
...
KAGUYA HOW DARE YOU? IT WOULD BE UNDERSTANDABLE IF IT WAS POISON, BUT DECAF? UNFORGIVABLE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN, I'M A PROGRAMMER WHO RUNS ON COFFEE AND EVEN I AIN'T THAT ADDICTED TO IT
KAGUYA WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MEASURE THAT YOU NEED A TAPE, I BET THERE'S EASIER WAYS TO GET WHAT SIZE HIS CLOTHES ARE
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Blade's guide to raising a child ~
Just some warm, heartfelt moments between Caelus and his depressed, dysfunctional dad 👀
Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?
Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".
So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?
He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???
Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)
Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺
Runaways 🖤💛
Blacksun my beloveds
Holy shit they’re dnd-ing
Twilight's anxiety is used for comedy most of the time, however, I am ready to see it explored more seriously.
In the latest chapter (spoilers?), he is literally so terrified and stressed his stomach was KILLING him the entire time. I realize it was meant to be funny (and it very much is!), but it is a serious issue that is genuinely debilitating for him quite often.
Maybe in the next chapter Yor will notice his stress and come up with an excuse to leave the party! Or possibly Yuri will be the one to notice and try to help in a strange, begrudging way. Loid's anxious side could serve as a flaw to relieve Yuri's jealousy over the fact that he's the "perfect husband" :)
This is not a criticism of Spy X Family in any way! I just think it would be interesting to see a flaw in an otherwise extremely competent character being explored in a serious manner.
Someone in my YT comments made this joke and I think it’s hilarious! 😂
Btw, if you’re interested in checking out my indie animated film, Alicia and the Kingdom of Starlight, here’s the teaser trailer: https://youtu.be/fUhlHr41xLg?si=SNd7qY0LnWyoqst3
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