MAKE AMERICA GOAT AGAIN

Your local Goat shitposter

[goatforpresident2020]

Fuck this shit

[goatforpresident2020]

Why we should actually abort all Children.

"You wouldn't kill a living person, wOulDn't you?"

Conservatives insist that every fetus who isn't aborted is valuable, but neglect to remember that Babies are born illiterate. Babies are dummies until 5. To equate every child to a possible prodigy is absurd. Kids can be baad.

No one is having an abortion because they want to kill a child, If a mother is considering abortion, often it is because there are certain environmental factors, especially in low-income areas that are not suit to support another human life.

"Without responsibility and close attention, no baby could ever become a mega church pastor" - Goat

[goatforpresident2020]

Yeet me that presidency my dude

[goatforpresident2020]

Fight for what you can’t live without

[52catsinatrenchcoat]

[bobertlutece]

[sammy-bryant]

In a 52-47 decision, the Senate has voted to save net neutrality.

[goatforpresident2020]

Yeet

[goatforpresident2020]

Animals Don’t Have Souls

I act out of instinct, not morality. I accept that I don’t have a soul and lack the ability to gague my actions or question them.

My instinct tells me to run for President, not having a soul just gets me closer to being a politician.

[sparklezoi]

Don’t say that. Animals definitely have souls. Anyone who has looked into the eyes of an animal can tell you that.

[pet-related-peeves]

I’m pretty sure OP was trying to troll people.

[goatforpresident2020]

I'm pretty sure OP was trying to inform people.

[goatforpresident2020]

Yes. 

Technology would lead to a fuel efficient, paperless world,

If it wasn’t being ravaged by scammers, aggressive advertising, propaganda and corporate greed.

The Net neutrality bill  is classic corporate greed.

They made a product. The product comes with the internet.

We know you own the devices that can reach the internet.

|The devices that are already maliciously expensive.|

But now you're trying to make money off of the businesses and artists’ who make the content that brought people to your devices. 

I am Goat.

and Ajit pai, I’ll karate your ass all the way back to Kansas. 

[goatforpresident2020]

Peace Between America and Earth

Hey kids,

Our world is divided at every level. Part of my Presidency will be geared towards the unification of America and the rest of the world's peoples. To do this, I will lead a program that reaches out to smaller communities in Africa, China, India and the Middle East. This program teaches these suffering people basic skills and get them on their feet so they don’t immigrate here. We have so much to give and so many to teach, this program has potential to be revolutionary. 

Vote Goat and 

MAKE AMERICA GOAT AGAIN

[goatforpresident2020]

[goatforpresident2020]

I'll thank the Earth when I feel like a fricken part of it

[goatforpresident2020]

Animals Don’t Have Souls

I act out of instinct, not morality. I accept that I don’t have a soul and lack the ability to gague my actions or question them.

My instinct tells me to run for President, not having a soul just gets me closer to being a politician.

[sparklezoi]

Don’t say that. Animals definitely have souls. Anyone who has looked into the eyes of an animal can tell you that.

[goatforpresident2020]

[goatforpresident2020]

Animals Don't Have Souls

I act out of instinct, not morality. I accept that I don't have a soul and lack the ability to gague my actions or question them.

My instinct tells me to run for President, not having a soul just gets me closer to being a politician.

[goatforpresident2020]

Last time I checked, people were happy that I was eating their weeds!!

[goatforpresident2020]

👏These👏are👏the👏facts👏

[goatforpresident2020]

It was never about the numbers, but I'm incredibly grateful for all of my 803 kids. 

Thank you. You're the reason I do this.