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This has been stuck in my brain and I know it'll stay until I get it out there:

Who would win?

Cyn

H4CK3R

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

Cyn propaganda:

Has eaten multiple planets

Literally only lost because she was playing with her food

Horrifying eldritch monster shapeshifting

Can throw matter-deleting baseballs

Freakish regen

H4CK3R propaganda:

Low-diffed the cursor (5th or 6th in the verse) despite insane PTSD

Blocked a nuke point-blank

Can manipulate any technology with no upper ceiling (turned off lights in the real world, directly altered the powers of the top two in the verse)

Can and has instakilled before

Cyn slander:

Can't interact with like objects

Can't touch sunlight

Glass cannon held together by duct tape

Can't stop playing with her food

Only confirmed solver host kill is Doll via ambush, needed to send in minions to get the rest

Lost to two former minions and someone with her same powers but worse at using them

H4CK3R slander:

Literally 90% hacks

No stamina whatsoever

Has never once won a straight fight

Lost to a guy playing with his food

Needs to touch people to actually do things to them

Has had his powers for less than a half-hour

Cyn showings:

H4CK3R showings:

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an image speaks a 1000 words which is good because there aren't any words to describe me that are more potent than a shitty photoshop

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What would your agents do in this situation?

perish

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Aside from Turf war are your agents into any other sports?

Four and Neo, no. Cap and Eight, yes.

Four was in a little league Football/Soccer team when she was a kid, but that didn't last very long.

Neo would be interested in American Football by virtue of its a bunch of buff dudes slamming into one another and giving out lots of CTE, but she's too ADHD to sit through the 10 minutes of going over what just happened between every play. There was also a fleeting interest in Hockey, but she doesn't know how to skate and that would put her at a disadvantage in Hockey Fights.

Cap and Eight are both into all the sports where people just beat the shit out of eachother. MMA. Wrestling. Boxing. They don't do it, but they love watching it.

Cap specifically knows how to use a skateboard, but idk if that counts as a sport.

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Do any of your agents read?

Every single one of them reads.

Eight especially loves to read, but she had to actually learn how to read first.

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Did you know writers block applies to questions too? Actual question now, I got into warhammer recently. If you're familer what factions would your agents pick. 40K, Age of Sigmar or Fantasy included.

Oh, I knew that. I knew that writer's block applies to questions. I know that it applies to everything.

I have the most basic, barebones knowledge of Warhammer from watching Total Warhammer 3 videos, so these are gonna be way off.

Cap would be Nurgle

Four would be Vampire Counts

Eight would be Chaos Dwarfs

Neo would be Skaven

No, I'm not explaining why I picked what I picked, because I don't have explanations. I went off of vibes.

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Happy Marie Day

Have some unposted art

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Yo whatup I just wrote 2000 words in one day

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76150211/chapters/200045056

this got way out of hand

SCREENSHOT BECAUSE THE IMBEDDED LINK DONT WORK WOOOOOO

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ok one more and it's my dog this time

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i tried to make simplified designs for everyone and OH MY GOD FOUR

SHES SO CUTE

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i tried to make simplified designs for everyone and OH MY GOD FOUR

SHES SO CUTE

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Merry Squidmas losers

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occopus

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hey everybody, i noticed my posts haven't been getting 500k notes within 30 minutes of posting, so i figured i'd dial up the fan service with the Agony Robot.

imaginary number go up please

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wizz's past

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girl got so much cake she's attracting the aliens

kelis could never

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hey everybody, i noticed my posts haven't been getting 500k notes within 30 minutes of posting, so i figured i'd dial up the fan service with the Agony Robot.

imaginary number go up please

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I will NOT apologize for art.

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Looking good girlie 🥰