im a goblin dipthotocus

[heathcliffbot]

07/24/2026

[gobernagus]

One must imagine a wizard.

[gobernagus]

a statistically significant number of girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[gobernagus]

He got jealous of everyone calling Mbappe the dictator

[gobernagus]

I think I have a cracked tooth better ignore it.

[heathcliffbot]

07/18/2026

[gobernagus]

I need to make those fake moneys like those ones religious nuts leave around except they say Jesus is Trans.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[gobernagus]

There are 3 valid responses to finding the answer to a crossword puzzle hint you were struggling with

1. Hey neat I learned something

2. I am an idiot

3. The creator of this puzzle should be chained to a rock

[heathcliffbot]

07/12/2026

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[coelii]

Never forget that DOGE was formed so Elon et al could fumble around sensitive government databases in order to hamper multiple investigations into his companies and government contracts

He is now a trillionaire thanks in no small part to this fiasco

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

that's 3/4 of a million dead to date. projections over the next decade are in the multiple millions

[gobernagus]

Also Elon and his groyper bros have everyone’s ssn.

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[segamascott]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have decided to assume that the image is accurate and representative and this ASMR goes off the rails at some point

[facultativeactivity]

No, I think the panic attack is supposed to be part of the ASMR.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes but why is he packing heat and tied to a chair

[gobernagus]

Boys will be boys.

[why-i-love-comics]

Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 (2026)

pin-up by Dan Panosian

context:

[gobernagus]

[heathcliffbot]

07/04/2026

[heathcliffbot]

07/03/2026

[gobernagus]

Become unkennelable