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My Carrd Heyyo! I'm Lucas, I'm 21 and welcome to my slumber party where we're going to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes and play ke$ha until 9:00 pm (thats my bedtime) If you're cool enough, I might let you hold one of these bad boys:
what is it, you ask?
ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho ho. ho. That, my dear, fermentable friend, is none other than my bestest, most prized possession.
A cowboy.
If you allow him to, he will whisper the sweet secrets to the song of my heart which is: - BG3 - Dnd - The Legend of Drizzt - Knights of Guenviere - wait a fucking second this is just my interests list. who's that guy?????
That's szordrin. you're going to see him a lot because i would rather smear peanut butter on the wall next to my bed where i know im gonna roll over and press my face into it instead of, like, attending to any other of my responsibilities.
If you wanna stay chaazed up at my slumber party u gotta be cool with this guy: NO: being gross. If you wouldn't say it to someone at a slumber party don't say it to me NO: minors. It's a 21+ event man IDK what to say, we're smoking cigarettes up in here NO: proship stuff. It gets into a whole can of worms and in reality, I just really don't wanna see it. you got your space, i got mine. NO: STAYING UP PAST 9 pm OR ELSE MY DAD WILL LOOK THROUGH MY TEXT MESSAGES AND I DO NOT WANT HIM SEEING MY ERP WHERE IM A WHITE ONION ABOUT TO BE DICED. NO: being a dick. man im so good at these So what makes you the most coniferous candidate? (Please interact if...:)
You like dnd
Are interested in discussing drow lore
you want to do art trades
enjoy a bit of strange humor
you like bg3
want to request some art
want to commission some art
On a real note, you might wonder why I allow requests with commissions. I do it for the love of the game. I don't mind making you a sfw piece of art for free (I love making gift art!), and I love to try and expand my skills. Just ask, and I'll let you know if it's something I'm okay with making or not. Commissions are there as a bonus, because I don't want to add a tip jar to my posts, but if you want to pay me for my art, I will always be super appreciative of it! I have a google form on my carrd that goes over my TOS and what you can expect for prices and whatnot.
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