Gobville

straight up chomping rn

[goblinchief]

goblin to e4

[goblinchief]

guy can summon anything but he works at taco bell so he just summons tacos

[goblinchief]

*knock knock knock*

police. open up.

whats your deepest fear

[goblinchief]

comedian that only eats flavored air: whats up with plain air food?

[goblinchief]

building an ark. goblins only.

[goofy-goblins]

Can I bring my squigs and trolls too?

[goblinchief]

you can bring one squig but the trolls stay.

[goblinchief]

building an ark. goblins only.

[goblinchief]

theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

[goofy-goblins]

Is she nice?

[goblinchief]

no she keeps putting glue on the seat. i was stuck in there for three hours

[goblinchief]

theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

[bone-yokel-deactivated20260704]

are there no suitable swamps near by? if so i can summon a lovely swamp for them

[goblinchief]

are you trying to poach my swamp hag

[goblinchief]

theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

[goblinchief]

covering you in command strips and sticking you to the inside of a well

[goblinchief]

most stuff is rocks

[casperwyomingxer]

As a geologist I can confirm most stuff is rocks

[goblinchief]

mountains, for example

[goblinchief]

most stuff is rocks

[goblinchief]

selling this angry lizard i found

[goblinchief]

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

[goblinchief]

like just in an office job or something

[goblinchief]

he starts live streaming and tell chat that one of them is gonna get in a really bad car crash but he doesnt say who

he has four viewers

[goblinchief]

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

[goblinchief]

like just in an office job or something

[goblinchief]

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

[goblinchief]

cooking up a batch of hotdog water. anyone know where i can get rid of the sausages when i’m done?

[blarg2429]

I'll eat them. I know it's been three days, but I'll still eat them if they're available.

[goblinchief]

unfortunately i cut them up, put them on kebabs, and sold them to unsuspecting travelers.

i’ll keep you in mind next time i make hotdog water!