Ask the Gods

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Welcome to my oc askblog!

Hello! It is I, mod of this askblog! My main blog is @sadcabbages

First of all, some rules before you ask

-keep it sfw! (Suggestive is fine)

-don't harass people

And that's basically all the rules for now, might add some later if things get out of hand

Ask anything of my character about rituals, reslationships, opinions!

Now, on with the characters!

This is Opharinax, god of greed. He often impersonates Annocules, god of prosperity in order to feed on the minds of humans as well as his own personal entertainment. Him and Annocules are exes

Speaking of Annocules, here he is! He is the god of prosperity, seeking out worthy people to bless. He tends to be a bit self-righteous, always telling people what's right and wrong and Opharinax and him are exes

This is Azalea, god of the underworld. She doesn't come out of the underworld much, so she only knows the other gods in business, with an exception to Opharinax and the god of festivals Rue.

This is Ingithrie, god of blacksmithing. He is generally easy-going and can change his size due to being made of fire. He knows most other gods only as acquaintances, usually as he keeps to himself in his forge, howver he does have some opinions on them.

This is Rue, god of festivals. One side represents the respectfulness and tradition and spiritual beliefs of festivals and celebrations and one respresents the fun of celebrations.

And that's basically it! I might think of more gods, hope you ask questions!

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opharinax, how on earth did you manage to pull annocules?

I'm that good

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ok opharinax smash or pass uuhhhhh *does random meaningless scribbles on a paper, the drawing looks absolutely nothing like any sort of character whatsoever* *hands him the paper* this guy

Smash.

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4 rue.....heh

Aww thanks, here's a box of chocolates

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Heyyy rueeee how are you on this fine aftmornight......heh

Hello hairball!

Happy valentines day!

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opharinax, what do you think annocules' fursona would be?

A dragon

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wait I lowkey want to throw my evil computer freak at you guys one second let me find ware

[proceeds to fall down the stairs]

Are..are they dead?

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hblapy vablentige dayg Annoclulcuses .....

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how do the dead behave? are they anything like how they used to be?

"It depends on how they lived their life and by pure chance...some stay the same and some are reduced to husks. It isn't my job to handle their deaths tactfully, it is simply my job to take care of them after. Many of them have regrets, many of them don't remember. How my sister deals with the souls before coming under my care is not my concern."

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my bday is this month,, 

RUE!! for my birthday,, i!! WANT!! YOU!! TO!! 

...enjoy yourself :3c take a sec for yourself girl. if that's legal 

...wait is that even legal 

.

yeah i'll just give you a slice of cake or something

"Ah! A slice of cake as an offering! Or I guess...not as an offering? You don't want me to bless this celebration? Are you sure? Something could go wrong..."

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this question goes out to opha

"I'm eating all of it. Paying ME, the god of GREED, to INDULGE? You must be kidding yourself!"

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*sits next to them and starts playing an object show to force them to watch*

"Why is the pencil talki- wait this is actually good shit."

"Huh. This is actually compelling, strangely enough even with the royalty-free music. My personal favourite is Leafy, she evidently always does her best to do good things. Though, I must say that Pencil and Match are also compelling characters. I dissaprove of Blocky, his so called "pranks" are childish and nothing but-" (he trails off)

"My favourite is Teardrop."

"My favourite has got to be Pin."

"Wait, Pin is my favourite as well. This is why we're friends, Ingi."

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opharinax, ingithrie, what are your thoughts on each other?

"Hmm...I think Rue mentioned that Opharinax and Annocules have a pretty messy relationship with each other, I think they were dating? I haven't seen him much outside of God duties, he seems like a bit of a trickster to me but I can't really blame him."

"He seems serious about work, which I can respect. He should really get out of the forge more often, though.

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I would also really like to put twigs and leaves in his head and make it really big.''

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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

"What a delightful video! Be sure to watch this everyone, it's very informative!"

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I m. Gonnabite the yellr one

"Do NOT bite me!"

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💞 let's ALL eat aquarium gravel 💞

*Very loud crunching noise*

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so what's that translucent stuff, annocules? is that like glass or what?

"You know, I've never actually thought about it"