Just an old country doctor.

The name's Leonard H. McCoy of the USS Enterprise. But everyone, and I mean everyone, just calls me Bones. Don't ask, kid. Just don't. I'm the ship's CMO. You needin' patched up? Status: Single M!A: None ((Independent RP blog for Bones for Star Trek, the rebooted version. I own none of the artwork or gifs, unless otherwise stated. NSFW is likely.))

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

And now I must go! I likely won't be back tonight or for a few days. I have to actually go home, where there's no internet.

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie snorted slightly, before she felt the blush rising to her cheeks. “Hey! That’s not what I—” Her teeth chewed her lip for a moment. “They’d cover enough.  Not that you haven’t see me mostly naked anyway, it’s not like there’s much left to imagine.” She chuckled. “Well, Superman, I’m sure you’ve got plenty to do. So I should, uh … Get back to the bridge.” Jamie nods, before turning and sauntering off.

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"Darlin', I've seen you completely naked. I'm your doctor." He laughed and rolled hiis eyes at her, "Sort of. I can't touch hypos, so no one is gettin' stuck with one today." He waved at her, watching her as she left, "Come back for lunch or somethin'." 

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie’s nose wrinkled as she laughed. “It was just a … You said Superman, the first thing my mind went to was Lois Lane.” She snorted, before feigning shock. “Does this mean you have x-ray vision? If so, for shame, Leonard McCoy.” Jamie chuckled, covering herself with her hands.

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"Lois Lane, huh? That mean your my beautiful, rebellious lover who's always in danger?" He paused and blinked, "....Actually, that's fairly accurate." He cocked a brow at her, a smirk playing on his lips, "I don't know. And if I do, you hands aren't goin' to cover much. " He winked and chuckled, "Shame? Says the woman who thought of it."

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

“Mhm.” She responded with a nod. “Does this mean I have to be the damsel in distress?”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Amusement colored the Georgian's features, "You could be my damsel in distress. But I think it's more likely you'll kick someone's ass before I get there."

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"Super-human now. Well....For the next four hours anyway." 

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

“Y’all are lucky  I can’t give you any vaccinations for a while.” The doctor snorted, trying not to break a glass in his hands. 

[yeomangaila]

“… would this be a bad time to say I need my pheromone suppressant?”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"Uh, yeah. Since I can't even touch 'em." He rubbed the back of his neck, expression a tad sheepish, "A doctor that can't touch hypos."

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

“Y’all are lucky  I can’t give you any vaccinations for a while.” The doctor snorted, trying not to break a glass in his hands. 

[claimingmystars-deactivated2014]

“Why not?”  Janie frowned, but then stepped back a bit.  ”Not that I’m complaining about that.”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"I guess I'm allergic to them for the next four hours?" He guessed, then yelped as the glass shattered in his hands, "And I'm apparently super-human."

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

“Y’all are lucky  I can’t give you any vaccinations for a while.” The doctor snorted, trying not to break a glass in his hands. 

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

“What the hell did you do this time?”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"....You know that old superhero? Super-man?" He fidgeted and shrugged, "Yeah, I'm basically him."

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

As he picked her up, she curled into him almost as if she’d done it a hundred times. “We’ll talk about this in the morning.” Jamie murmured, snuggling down into the blankets. She hoped this wouldn’t be one of those awkward morning afters like she usually had. But it was Bones.  Bones was different, right?

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Leonard nodded, "We'll tallk about it when you're rested and sober, darlin'." He pulled the covers over her and kissed her temple.

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"Y'all are lucky  I can't give you any vaccinations for a while." The doctor snorted, trying not to break a glass in his hands. 

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Kryptonite-hyposprays are the only thing to stop you for four hours

Kryptonite: Well, aren't you a hunk. You've got super strength, speed, x-ray vision, and dazzling hair. There's only one thing that can stop you, and that's (anon decides

"Well, this is interesting." He grasped a pen in his hand, but it snapped in seconds, ".....Shit."

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Here's a M!A List Spread It Like A Fatal Disease

Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren't some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you'll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.

Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____

Little Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, not big enough to fly. Yes, big enough that you might need to cut holes in your shirt.

Lips Like Morphine: You want to kiss everyone who says your name for the next ____.

Super Psycho Love: For the next ___, you're on a quest to make out with the one person you know you shouldn't.

Use Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for _____.

Nice Guys Finish Last: If you're a nice guy, now you're bad. If you're a bad guy, you're now nice. If you're somewhere in the middle, you're now a fuckin' cat.

Just a Little Girl: No, I don't give a fuck about your gender. For the next ____, you're a little girl.

The Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself -- your good and your evil, for ___.

Automatisch: You are now a robot or a cyborg (have metallic parts) for _____.

Anyway You Want It: You have to follow the next 5 commands in your inbox, no matter what. (Can only be refuted by another anon).

Chained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length).

Brainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name. Lasts for _____.

T-Shirt: You can wear nothing but a t-shirt for ______.

When They Come For Me: Yeah. They're coming. You better run. They'll give up the hunt on _____.

I Don't Like The Drugs: Way to develop a physiological drug dependency for ____. Way to go, Tiger.

Pushing Me Away: You now love everyone you hated. You hate/are scared of the ones closest to you. Relationships that are somewhere in the middle are unaffected. Lasts for _____.

I'm Dying: I'm so...so sorry...

Kryptonite: Well, aren't you a hunk. You've got super strength, speed, x-ray vision, and dazzling hair. There's only one thing that can stop you, and that's (anon decides).

Drunk: Get Home You're drunk for _______. (Anon can specify a KIND of drunk; angry drunk, horny drunk, emotional drunk, etc..)

Killer in You: You want to kill everyone with RP with for ______. The only way to stop it is to kill yourself (you'll come back, obvi. But whether or not you know that...)

Good Life: For _____, you have everything you've ever wanted. When it disappears, though...

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie grumbled slightly, letting her eyes fall shut again. “M’fine. You’d better be. Seeing as how I’m in your bunk.”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"Exactly. I'm not goin' to be leavin' my quarters." Well, at least not for a few hours, when he has to get up for his shift and needs his coffee to function. He moves her into his arms and picks her up, taking her over to the bed, "Just get your ass to sleep."

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

"Don't wanna sleep. Wanna stay awake. Talk t'you. Maybe kiss you s'more" Jamie mumbled out, eyes drifting shut. "Bones, please."

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Leonard said nothing for a moment, letting her eyes slip shut, "Sleep, okay? I'm still going to be here when you make up. I'm not goin' anywhere." 

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie snickered slightly. "Let's be real here. I'm a greeeat Captain. We are going to be fine. Trust me. And as far as your outlook, so you found one bad egg. Personal experience says try again til you find another, but this time, a good egg."

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

He shook his head at her optimism, not able to keep up with it but able to appreciate her view, "You're a good captain. If anyone can keep us alive, it's you. And I'll be sure to keep you alive." He shrugged, "Go ahead and go to sleep before you start rambling drunkenly. Funny as it is, you'll be mortified later." 

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

“In the words of our very chipper, Russian-Whiz kid, ‘I can do that’.” He winked and leaned down to press his lips to hers, testing out the feeling. It wasn’t unpleasant in the least

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

He tasted like bourbon. Like she always thought he would. Her hand grabbed the…

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Leonard was pulled closer, but he didn’t mind. He was more focused on the softness of her lips crushed against his own. A hand slid down to cup the back of her neck. When she pulled away, he laughed, “Nah, darlin’. I’m barely buzzed right now.” He could hold his liquor fairly well. He cupped her cheek and stroked it with his thumb, “You’re a damn fool, you know that? You have the worse taste in men.”

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie let out a small laugh. “Heard that my whole life. Bad taste in men. Commitment issues. Yeah. I’ve heard it all.” She mused, covering his hand with hers. “Not that I have bad taste, just been lookin in all the wrong places.”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

“I wouldn’t say you don’t have bad taste. You were just kissin’ me and I ain’t that much of a catch.” He turned his hand up and intertwined their fingers on habit from his marriage, “How’s the bourbon sittin’ on you?”

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie groaned lightly. “Bourbon is a mans drink. And a man I am not.” She whispered almost lazily. “But. Gave me enough courage to tell you to kiss me.” Her lips twisted into a grin, as her fingers played with his. “Of course you think that way. Everyone thinks they aren’t a catch.”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Leonard shrugged, agreeing in a way, "I suppose that's true. You're lookin' buzzed." He cocked a brow at her, "I'm a thirty-three old, bitter, divorceé with a pessimistic view of the world. And think we're goin' to die in this tin can."

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

“In the words of our very chipper, Russian-Whiz kid, ‘I can do that’.” He winked and leaned down to press his lips to hers, testing out the feeling. It wasn’t unpleasant in the least

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

He tasted like bourbon. Like she always thought he would. Her hand grabbed the…

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

Leonard was pulled closer, but he didn’t mind. He was more focused on the softness of her lips crushed against his own. A hand slid down to cup the back of her neck. When she pulled away, he laughed, “Nah, darlin’. I’m barely buzzed right now.” He could hold his liquor fairly well. He cupped her cheek and stroked it with his thumb, “You’re a damn fool, you know that? You have the worse taste in men.”

[justafarmgirlfromiowax]

Jamie let out a small laugh. “Heard that my whole life. Bad taste in men. Commitment issues. Yeah. I’ve heard it all.” She mused, covering his hand with hers. “Not that I have bad taste, just been lookin in all the wrong places.”

[goddammitjimimadoctor-blog]

"I wouldn't say you don't have bad taste. You were just kissin' me and I ain't that much of a catch." He turned his hand up and intertwined their fingers on habit from his marriage, "How's the bourbon sittin' on you?"