been here too long

This isn't a homestuck blog anymore but I still love this little mushroom man

[those-fucking-feratu]

i love the idea of this version of akasha thinking of lestat as like. her purse dog. he’s her chihuahua with gucci shades. he runs around outside and brings her little treasures. he does tricks for her. he gives her cuteness aggression. she owns him.

[skyrigel]

[nextchapter]

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

[reputayswift]

I think he's in a really good place <3

[literarywitch]

It's very possible that the combo of seeing Primus and losing Teor in the same night will reignite Kattigan's determination for vengeance. If he teams up with One-Track Revenge Train Thimble and Julien "Chop-til-you-drop" Davinos, there is a non-zero chance that the next party split will result in the formation of Occtis and the Tachonis Killers

[justchoro]

you make the mess, i clean it up 👻

[gvalesdraws]

hello we are team bird watching and we like to risk our lives

(+ even more scribbles bc i like them very much + i think that they should quit whatever their revenge is and go for circus. circus is calling them)

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[bloodraven55]

they see him rolling and not a single person's hating bc he's adorable

[endiness]

Season 3, Episode 1 "Detroit" THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2022–)

[qiffreyz]

witch hat atelier — episode 5; chapters 6 & 7

[funshinebf]

dads with the pet they didnt want

[chipchopclipclop]

read the new wha chapters

[stickandthorn]

Love Astrid and Eadwulf’s presence in almost every episode. Show up. Do something ethically heinous. Villain pose. Think longingly about Bren. And you just know Eadwulf’s gonna make a quip. And then they leave. They’re like Team Rocket if Team Rocket was actually evil and if Meowth was the long lost 3rd member of their throuple.

[helimir]

fucking superb you evil little bisexuals

[alexkablob]

I'm obsessed with the Owelia interrogation going like

Beau: alright yeah let's do good monk bad monk and obviously I'll be bad monk >:(

Beau, five minutes later, watching Caleb make creative use of the heat metal spell: OKAY SO I'M DISCOVERING THAT I'M ACTUALLY A PUSSY

[maidthings]

elf liberalism probably goes insane

[maidthings]

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

[autisticexpression2]

What the fuck does this mean?

[maidthings]

its not my job to educate you