“I have an intelligence of six. I know what I’m doing.”
“Never attack the bedding before you know the thread count.”
“You lost our ______, you unconscious bastard!”
“With great power comes great responsibility, shut up!”
“In fact, we’ll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and, I believe, your pride.” “I’m killing someone. Hold, please.”
“In the darkness, I say, ‘FUCK.’”
“The first thing I’m going to do is shoot twice in the face of this asshole.”
“______! Thanks!”
“Don’t worry, that hard wood is the boat.”
“Screw you, I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.”
“No one’s on a first name basis with ______.”
“Yeah, you should have a fancy fighting name.”
“You will leave when I tells you to leave.”
“He smells like sandalwood, and dismissiveness.”
“Don’t you fly away from me, motherfucker.”
“Talk about my sister again.”
“Dagger’s so sharp it could cut the sexual tension.”
“Your soul is forfeit!”
“Hello, I’d like to share the news of our lord and savior, my axe in your face!”
“Throwing everything we’ve got at this door!”
“The buttflap of my soul is down.”
“Oh my god, is it a holy feast?”
“You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in ______. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.”
“You know I’m in love with you, right?”
“Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death?” “
You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart.”
“I’d like to arm wrestle in case I need to eat my way out of sadness with pies.” “Do not go far from me.”
“I’ve missed you guys. I’ve never met you! But I missed you guys!”
“Learn from my mistakes!”
“Secrets aren’t safe when _____ is around!”
“It’s all shittyy, so it just depends on how you look at it. You can dwell on the sshit, or you can just leave it behind in people’s beds and keep going.”
“Your secret is safe with my indifference.”
“A volcano is nature’s candle, what a stupid question!”
“You know, I’m really good at reading people, and I know you’re telling me the truth right now.”
“At dawn, we plan.”
“I’m sorry, who’s talking, who is this?”
“I think you’ll probably have mercy on him, right?”
“Yeah, no, I’m actually going to hire him. He’s been great.”
“I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you.”
“Life needs things to live.”
“My heart is someone else’s.”
“I’d like to live long enough to be someone else.”
“It’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything; we might as well try it once and see if we like it.”
“Is there a weak point?”
“Would you like to talk before or after?”
“I need you to be positive.”
“I’m positive this is impossible.”
“Don’t cry. I’m just a little cold.”
“I thought he’d never leave.”
“We don’t do anything with dignity.”
“You act as though the laws of the anthill affect the boot that crushes it.”
“It’s so cute that you think either of us are going to heaven.”
“What’s the best thing you’ve got? That’s, you know, within reason.”
“Hey, guys… We’re friends, right?”
“Worse. We’re family.”
“There actually is a curse on our family. It’s called diabeetus.”
“We’re gods. It’s fine.”
“I guess I’ll punch a baby.”
“I even learned from _____ the… The type of man/woman I want to marry some day.”
