daddy isn't very happy about your false interpretation of anti imperialist political theory, kitten.
Matthew 21:12
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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daddy isn't very happy about your false interpretation of anti imperialist political theory, kitten.
Matthew 21:12
Girls don’t like boys, girls like the body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ. And other girls.
jesus no
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
God Loves His Lesbian Children (Digital Media, 2023) by salmonbyte
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(tone of complete and utter exhaustion) this is the day that the Lord hath made
Wedding at Cana
A lot went in to writing this, and it comes from a place of both reverence and experimentation. I put a lot of my thoughts on the nature of religion and the character of Jesus into it (and how i feel things are often badly misinterpreted); I hope the comic doesn’t come off as alienating or strange and that my intent shows through.
This is really, really good. Even if you aren’t a spiritual person, I’d still recommend reading this. It’s exceptional.
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
tasteful underboob exists and thus we have no other option but to believe in the existence of a merciful and kind god
Are you like the only guy who hasn’t been in Jerusalem this weekend? still one of the funniest beats in Scripture
While they were talking and discussing together, Jesus himself drew near and went with them. But their eyes were kept from recognizing him. And he said to them, “What is this conversation that you are holding with each other as you walk?” And they stood still, looking sad. Then one of them, named Cleopas, answered him, “Are you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?” (Luke 24:15-18)
the funniest part to me is honestly the next part, when Jesus plays dumb:
“What things?” he asked. (Luke 24:19a)
The men asked him if he was the only person in the city who didn't know the latest drama and he just tilted his head and batted his eyes and went "What drama?" like he wasn't The Drama™
While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.”
Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins."
pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.
wait did something happen to Jesus
The inherent homoeroticism of kissing the cheek of the man you are about to betray
"is this about the bible" I didn't say SHIT. What inspired this post is between me and god
STOP TAGGING THIS WITH HAPPY EASTER
Judas and Jesus