Clef

Throw the toaster into the bathtub when White Rabbit peaks! acct for @drgravessmorgue 's SCP universe's Clef. enjoy.

[godkiller4231]

Name's clef. Old enough to know better. Don't be weird.

@drgravessmorgue universe Alto Clef blog

[godkiller4231]

Old lady is sad. Thinks she ain't pretty.

Insists it ain't my fault.

It's refreshing though. She doesn't react like she did when she got into these moods. No clue how to help. Partially thankful for nothing being thrown at me.

[professional-tough-guy]

Cleffing it in a way one has never clefferd before.

[heartbreakhalo]

[godkiller4231]

what if you did kill me 🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Hmmmmmm am I getting paid for it?

[drgravessmorgue]

Also, embarrassing:

The fucking end of my tongue ring came oFF IN A MEETING WITH CROW AND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE AND I HAD TO LIKE. STEALTHILY SCREW IT BACK ON.

Agatha was LAUGHING AT ME. BITCH. /Jk love u Aggie

[godkiller4231]

You've been messing with that damn thing ever since this morning. Want me to do it for ya?

[godkiller4231]

Just so y'all know I probably won't kill you if you send asks.

Probably.

[longbeard2500]

[godkiller4231]

This. This is why I gave you a chance lol.

[ducissatenebrarum]

Inferno (detail) ca. 1825 - 1828, Joseph Anton Koch.

[dctraltoclef]

Oh my god, there's two of you.

— 7

APPARENTLY. That one’s from an alternate universe or somethin. Weird shit right?

Sooo he’s a liiittle different. Lot taller than me, guess I musta missed a growth spurt. Equally handsome mug tho. ;.)

[nalkannamedseven]

Wowie, are you guyS like, beSt friendS or Something ?

If you find other of youS, you guyS Should have a big rock paper SciSSor competition to See who'S the beSt .

[dctraltoclef]

Oh hell yea, we hang out all the time. I’d be down.

@godkiller4231 you wanna go head-to-head in rock paper scissors RN? 👁️👁️👁️

[godkiller4231]

Uh, hell yeah, brother!

[godkiller4231]

You are a worm burrowing through space and time. Blind to the burrow you leave behind.

@hedrondivided

Wow.

Do you think Thana would still love me if I was a worm?

[dctraltoclef]

Worms eat decaying shit, don’t they? You could stick around n’ clean off some bones for her fuckin’… bone collection or whatever.

Does she have a bone collection? Gothy chicks like bones, I think.

Anyway I think she’d keep you in a lil jar a’dirt. Romantical.

[godkiller4231]

Oh yeah she definitely has a bone collection. Has some human skulls the foundation let her keep. Pretty cool actually.

But she also has a collection of toe tags so what do I know.

I hope she'd put me in a jar or something.

[godkiller4231]

Hey, who are you? There seems to be a lot of hype around you. Also, what's your deal?

— 7

Depends on who you ask what my deal is. I think Thana just gave you a dollar to go to a concert or somethin?

Uhhh anyway I'm Clef. I work at the scp foundation killin things. I willingly hang out with a mayaswell be dead chick and also myself and Glass.

There's not much else I wanna talk about. Read the file. I ain't gettin into it.

[godkiller4231]

You are a worm burrowing through space and time. Blind to the burrow you leave behind.

@hedrondivided

Wow.

Do you think Thana would still love me if I was a worm?

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[molabuddy]

i am naturally observant and sexy but not in this case specifically despite what it seems because i only saw this bc i was reminded of if you see someone drowning lol then call 911

[dctraltoclef]

They just announced the game of the year is Tiddlywinks

[godkiller4231]

FINALLY A GAME WE CAN PLAY

[godkiller4231]

What I said : Hey Thana, you should probably take your makeup off before you pass out on my bed for the third day straight.

What she heard: Hey Thana, please cut your arm off and give it to me to beat you with it.