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[dctraltoclef]

FACEBOOK SUSPENDED ME AGAIN SO IM HERE INSTEAD. LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF YOU PREFER THIS WEBSITE ANYWAY

YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM I DONT NEED TO TELL YOU ANYTHING ELSE

hi. it’s me again. @ihearthalflife

this blog was made as a joke. and also because of peer pressure. but who knows maybe i’ll take it more seriously??? eventually???

this is just my own interpretation of the character and might be (definitely will be) heavily exaggerated for the bit. yes i will keep typing like an old person who doesn’t know how to use the internet. credit to PTG for the headcanon for the way he types 😭😭😭 yes he’s an asshole . sorry if my interpretation is different from urs but as an #unc with 10+ years in this fandom i prefer the meanest crudest version possible LMAOAOOAO

16+ in general, anything tagged suggestive/mdni 18+ only, yadda yadda, so no shipping or thirsty shit unless you’re 18+, thank you. mod is in their 20s. behave yrself and respect my boundaries thx

[dctraltoclef]

I hope you're ready because me and my accomplices are already preparing to completely cover you in butter and then stuff tomatoes and lettuce and onions between ur asscheeks and then were gonna sprinkle shrimp on you and then take turns licking on you. And yes there will also be free fruit punch as well.

OK ☝🏻WHOEVER YOU AND YOUR “ACCOMPLICES” ARE CLEARLY DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT. ID BE WAY BETTER COVERED IN HONEY WITH SOME BISCUITS ON THE SIDE

[talkingwithsquires]

Youre lowk my foundation crush... but this is anonymous so you wont ever find out who i am hehe :3

If you're going to pull shit like this @dctraltoclef at least try to be less obvious. You're not funny. You're just a pathetic, perverse, waste of my time.

[dctraltoclef]

THAT WASNT EVEN ME 🤣 GOT ME ON YOUR MIND JONNY?

[dctraltoclef]

heyy baby are you a gun? cause i'd load you up and shoot a few rounds

IVE ALREADY HEARD THIS ONE !!! NEXT!

[ihearthalflife]

girls that poop: marrow, squires, glass

bitches that shit: convex, hatchet, clef

[dctraltoclef]

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

[dctraltoclef]

OLIVE DELIGHTS

[applehatchet]

Some peoples will eats ass and complains about a tomatos ons their burger ꉂ(≧▽≦)

[dctraltoclef]

SAY IT TO MY FACE

[dctraltoclef]

TUMBLR BE LIKE WE ADDED SHIT POOP FROM A BUTT ASS IN THIS UPDATE

[dctraltoclef]

I want to crunch on your bones but in a friendly way thanks

NO THANKS . GOT A FEW PPL IN MIND U CAN CRUNCH ON INSTEAD FOR ME IF YA COULD

[dctraltoclef]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

[dctraltoclef]

I heard Dr. Kondraki cut off and ate his own leg with a few buddies a few years ago. Did you get to have some?

DUH. WHO WOULDNT TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TRY IT ONCE IT WAS KIND OF SHIT THOUGH NEEDED MORE SAUCE

[dctraltoclef]

Sowwy :p

OH THAT WAS YOU HUH? HOWS THIS, ILL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY… WHEN YR FULLA LEAD . FREAK

[dctraltoclef]

Clef is my king. His tight man body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to him. One day I'm going to meet him and he'll become my owner. He'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. He would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. He'd talk dirty to me in his sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and he would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", he'd taunt me as I almost choke in his godly brownies. After emptying his bowel into my throat he'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. He'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. He'd bite my balls with his sexy brown teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then he'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like his own mpreg baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" He'd make his breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything he'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become his live sex toy. After a day of loving he'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve him again, be his slave, be his pet. I love you clef.

YEAH YOURE A STRANGE ONE ALRIGHT

[dctraltoclef]

Lemme rub that tummy you fat bitch *drools profusely* uuuuhhhhhh ddduuuuhhhhhhh yurrrrrr tummy boy stummy stummy

🤔 WHO R U CALLIN A BITCH FIRST OFF. ASK A LITTLE NICER WOULDYA … NOT THAT IM LETTIN U 🤣

[dctraltoclef]

Don't mind me while I play in that butt

*MINDS YOU* 👁️👁️👁️

[dctraltoclef]

IM 7 YEARS OLD

[dctraltoclef]

Fmk

Glass, Kondraki, Squires

MFK IN THAT ORDER

[officehoursofglass]

What does fmk mean?

[dctraltoclef]

FUCK MARRY KILL

[officehoursofglass]

WHY WOULD THEY ASK YOU THAT- WHAT

[dctraltoclef]

WHAT CAN I SAY 🤣 YOU KNOW PEOPLE GOT A LOTTA QUESTIONS ABT ME 👁️👁️👁️ GOTTA SAY ITS FUN TO ANSWER SOME OF THESE 🤫EVEN THE DUMB ONES

[officehoursofglass]

I MEANT- um- yeah. I suppose it can be fun.. um, sorry, haha!

Wait, did you say you'd ma-

[dctraltoclef]

OUTTA THE THREE? YEA YOUD MAKE A GOOD WIFEY I MEAN SHIIIITTT THOSE CINNAMON ROLLS? 🚬😮‍💨 THE OTHER TWO ARE OBVIOUS CHOICES TOO NO❓EASIEST ANSWER OF MY LIFE