wake up, kick ass, repeat

Tumblr du forum rpg GODS AMONG US. Parce que c'est dur, la vie de héros. Ou de vilain, on juge personne, chacun ses choix.

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donna: Diana, what's the fastest way into a man's heart?

diana: through the fourth and fifth ribs

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barry: are you nervous?

wally: am I nervous -

wally: barry, I've been nervous for 23 years

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selina: so she doesn't like you, it happens

selina: I mean, not to me. but not everyone has my combination of grace, elegance and charm

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carol: top reasons to get married?

hal: firmly saying "THAT'S MY WIFE!" and knocking someone out in one punch

hal: and love I guess

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layla: orm, you shouldn't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you feel about them

orm: you're right, I should tell them to fuck off now

layla: wait, no -

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teth: did you stab that guy?

shani: no...

shani: should I? I can go back

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floyd: are you laughing at the video of digger falling?

harley: no!

harley: I'm laughing at the comments

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ray: diana, I can't get Nate out of his room

diana: tell him I said something

ray: like what?

diana: anything factually incorrect

*three seconds later*

nathaniel: YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET?!

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damian: I have no fears!

dick: what if one day you wake up and all your daggers are gone?

damian: I have one fear

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etrigan: did I offend you in some way?

jason: you tried to kill me?!

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carol: well, it looks like the knife missed your femoral artery

hal: well, that's good

carol: no babe, you had a knife inside of you. that's the opposite of good

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nicolas: I could kill you right now

john: go ahead, do it

john: but i'll warn you, when I come back, I'm going to be pissed

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priest: repeat after me

rosalie: after me

priest, turning to lucian: are you sure this is the one you want?

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shani: it's okay, I calculated the risks

teth: you almost DIED

shani: I never said I was good at maths!

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barry: can we talk about the message you sent to the justice league's headquarters?

hal: it was a critical update

barry: it just says "I'm back on my bullshit"

hal: people need to know!

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kory: is four followers a lot?

rachel: depends on the context. on instagram? no. in a dark alley? kind of

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clark: who's turn to give the pep talk?

diana: bruce's

bruce: fuck shit up and don't die