Celestial Bug Reporting v0.2

[edgebug]

cat sounds, rated

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[neonthebright]

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

[wackd-archive]

did he just throw ygor out a window

[incoming-wormhole]

Some of you have never been host to a Goa’uld and it shows

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #092381

user manuals do not properly indicate which is the most up to date version, nor do they seem to use a common language or any uniform terminology. Users have begun fighting wars over interpretations of the administrative privileges in the ‘holy trinity’ described in manual called ‘New Testament’

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #6533790

Localization does not work, languages not translating for users, particularly an issue since some user manuals are in Babylonian cuneiform

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #7436964

As of most recent update rebalancing 'life after death beliefs', users who do not select 'reincarnation' are unable to select anything other than 'harcore survival' mode in difficulty level

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #7654345

Function ‘World_Resource_Generate’ does not seem to trigger when resources are used, as a result, in-world markets are experiencing severe inflation for resources such as gold, and empathy

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #218390

after launching ‘existence.fs’ user is unable to launch in program menu.

raising this issue with local administrator resulted in user being sectioned under the mental health act.

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #445738

Newly Added Species ‘Homo Sapiens’ is unbalanced, combined tool-making and enviromental adaptability allows new species to effectively bring about the extinction of other species.

Please address this.

Submitted by User: NeandertalLife7860BC

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #763289

As of 00:00 0000 AD, Sysadmin ‘God’ has stopped replying to emails, texts, phone calls, shouting, prayers and tapestries.

This has made system maintenance somewhat difficult.