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// As requested by @weekly-wander ,a reply to a continuation started by a charming blog @hourly-hater with ( in this case,subtle? ) Skeleton Dance in it as a celebration of coming back and also testing out Paint Tool Sai that all the cool kids are using WOWOWOW I’m so glad I tried it,the lines make it very easy to work with,they turn out so smooth! :O If you like to draw and have not given Paint Tool Sai a chance,I strongly recommend you do cause it really knows how to make your life easier!

Yes,henlo,mun here! Nope,I’m not dead yet,and you WILL get your reply soon I am VERY sorry I’m so horrible at replying on time,please forgive me <8C OR DON’T,whatever floats your goat I really don’t care HAHAHA just kidding I feel really bad and hope what follows will make up for the wait- the asks AND the messages I mean <8);; I believe I owe a lot of people a lot of replies and it’s- hehehe highly pressuring on lil ol me BUT!!! NOTHING I CAN’T HANDLE!!! SO IS COOL don’t feel like you need to hold anything back or anything! //

#Wander over Yonder #Skeleton Dance #weekly-wander #hourly-hater #Wander #Lord Hater #Hater #Handsome Devil #Geez Wander #Hater JUST got into those clothes #SaveWOY

“Also that’s LORD HATER to you! Signing out.”

[and then upon receiving your coordinates he just turns the skullship around and goes into a complete different direction waaaay off course to your planet just to give his autograph and then act like your planet was right next to his ship all along “what a surprise”]

“Sir what are you DOING where are we GOING? We’re supposed to be at the Gablorzranok #45 in 10 minutes! Our soldiers are there waiting for our signal to begin the operation!”

“Yeah yeah yeah,we’ll get there,this is just - really quick and REALLY important!”

“Sir the soldiers have limited time on their cloaking suits,if they get spotted,our mission might as well be in shambles! This is crucial,we planned through this,PLEASE turn around?”

#but he did not turn around lmao #Hey good tactic to distract him from doing evil!#Lord Hater #Wander over Yonder #Peepers #1 superstar #WoY #SaveWOY

“Need I also point out that all you did just now - the whole spending your energy and attention on impersonating him - you didn’t have to do ANY of that?”

“I WAS JUST GETTING MY POINT OF HOW POINTLESS AND ANNOYING HE IS,PEEPERS,GEEZ! WHAT DO YOU THINK I-”

“Didn’t you say you were gonna IGNORE every question that has anything to do with Wander whatsoever?”

“....Uh....”

“...Sir,why is there a hot dog on the ceiling?”

#(( [cough] he can never ignore bae [cough] ))#(( I FORGOT TO USE WANDERS' ACCENT A LITTLE TOO LATE i hate myself ))#(( Peepers was that really a sarcasm? ))#(( F) ))#(( >BD ))#Wander over Yonder #Wander #Lord Hater #no rest for the peepers #Commander Peepers #Save WoY #Skeleton Dance?#Skeleton Dance #Death Glare?#Death Glare #I put my blood sweat and tears into the silliest things

“Kay lets see..Jam..Nachos..Pizza sliiiiiice...Sub..Eeeeeeeggs..Bacooooon..Waaaander..Soda caaannnssss..Jar-o-Glorfrogsssss,uh-carton bag?..Salmooooon..

UGH! WHERE ARE THE STUPID SAUCES WE JUST GOT ‘EM TODA- [freezes (and not because he was in front of the fridge,but from realization on what’s on the menu.]

[^THAT]

“mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo,mustard or mayo?”

“GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!!!

SERIOUSLY,CAN A SUPER COOL SUPERVILLAIN NOT EVEN GET A NORMAL GENUINE LUNCH WITHOUT FUZZY WEIRDOS POPPING OUT OF EVERYWHERE?!”

[As Wander runs off giggling because of the nutritious,adorable,surprise,totally anonymous lunch made with love he left there,despite Haters’ choice of NOT chasing him down,the overlord has yet to realize that his nachos and sub sandwich- as well as..well... Everything else that’s not safely covered- is covered in orange fur...]

#(( HAHA WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG #I've been WAITING for this question #(( I LOVE MAKING THESE LOOK AT 'EM GO #Wander over Yonder #SAVEWOY #Lord Hater #Wander #Mustard or Mayo #mustardormayomustardormayo #Wanders on the menu B9 #Shhhh #Skeleton dance?#Skeleton Dance

To my non-russian speaking friends,let me explain the joke here C: :

“Take off/Take someone off” is also “Take a picture/Take a picture of someone” in russian. They’re completely the same!

“...Take him off.”

“[Click]”

“...............”

“DELETE IT”

“Right,that’s gonna happen.”

(( [SNRK] C’X >

YOU STILL HAVE 1 MILLISECOND BEFORE IT GETS POSTED,HATER! SYLVIA RUN! THE CHASE IS ON. >:D ))

#whats this i hear about certain wanderers not feeling well?#unacceptable #have a joke #sorry its russian #THEM FACES ARE FUN #Wanders three haired chin tickle though #THE MORE YOU LOOK INTO THOSE EYES THE MORE JKERHGKJEQHRJKGHQR #Sylvia you TROLL #Hater has some real stretchy bones #Not sure if Wander is happy about the joke Sylvia just dropped or the fact that now there will be a memory #If Hater won't catch them and destroy the phone that is #Does anyone else have the thing where you mimic every expression you draw in real life?#I LOVE THEM ALL SOB #THEM I mean not my art #still needs work #LIGHTNING BOLTS ARE THE HARDERST THING TO DRAW for me #I wonder if anyone is actually reading these 8l #Wander Over Yonder #SaveWOY #SAVETHEFRIGGINWOY #It is not a TOY #Here's a joke to deploy #here come dat bo-#NO #Wander #Lord Hater #Sylvia #Skeleton Dance?#Skeleton Dance #SKELETON DANCE <333

thebigbluezbornak

Sylvia? Was -that your name? I wouldn't write to you unless it's NECESSARY,of course >8C...I don't know why you two are separated,nor do I care >FC but- I'm on my way to a new galaxy on this G.E.T. L.O.S.T. ( Galaxy Exploration Train -something something something don't care ) and GEE-WHIZ! CAN YOU GUESS WHO ENDED UP BEING IN THE SAME TRAIN? You're his "best friend" how do you make him stop? Does he have a /button/? A secret code word? HOW DO YOU MAKE HIM STOP. TALKING.

“Hoooo boy…” Sylvia sighed and texted him back. “Look, just humor him, things will go faster. I’m on my way to pick him up.”

goforhater-blog

Almost immediately,Sylvias’ phone vibrated again.

“Oooooooh! OOOOOOH is THAT what I should do?! Tsk,such SHAME on this particuar day I forgot my clown costume back at my ship. FLARPING- *DO I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS TO BE /LAUGHED/ AT TO YOU?!* ”

#thebigbluezbornak #goforhater #Wander over Yonder

HATE"S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!

zzzz–WH- OH [FIERCE POSE,LIGHTNING BOLTS] RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

#what a supportive anon

Hi?

Hey? Why are you hiding? Afraaaaid? C:<

Is this blog still running? ;_;

( It has only been brought back to life recently! So yes,it is! C: )

#stupid dumb #WANDER GET YOUR BUTT OFF MY BUTT #oh forget it #Wander over Yonder #Lord Hater #Wander #nomad?#more like very mad #comforting paps

HAAAAAAAAAAAATE

Boiling kettle sounds

#WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT #YOU WANNA GO #YOU WANNA GO?!#Lord Hater #Wander over Yonder

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