Pretty lame.

Have fun. Check out the links.

[comedycentral]

[marieduplessis]

holy shit

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Don't you work at 7/11? When's free slushie day?

Basically…it’s every day that I’m working cause I let people steal

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

am so obsessed with this little interaction in the comments of some buzzfeed article…like i dont know what this means but its literally love

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

its awesome andnkind your soul is a flutter even if its just lust or lonelyness eating away at you it catapults new emotions and itneractions you clock in and praya cute person approaches you and enagges eith you because itd be a douboe duty, getting paid to talk to someone mayeb a new friend your hands bundle i njoy as the skie rips apart and the whorish beak of grys snaps and caws without regard and all on your birthday.

i call this poem working on yoir birthday and complimenting the gay couple with matching disney tees yhat further their gay relationship into the physical manifestation.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

ok

[geniusoflove]

judge: i sentence you to life in prison for a seemingly impossible amount of heinous crimes. do you have anything you wish to say

me: *taps mic* you are just mad because you are angry

[pukicho]

having fun? whore.

Yeah! Thanks man!

[rcktpwr]

dick fell off at the gym again. you know how it is

[catchymemes]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

huh?

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[hamletmustdie]

[yuri-caps]

[kyleblackpaw]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

[thycatsays]

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh

[habits-white-rabbit]

Flabotomist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder

[wayneradiotv]

this dude is stuck in a time loop

[wayneradiotv]

[coldtake]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[rossgellermagazine-blog]