Sincerely, The Diary

Hello there! I'm Rachel and this is my personal blog. I'm really just a kid striving to live a simple, yet beautiful life.

[nosdrinker]

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

[nosdrinker]

when did I post this

[thebootydiaries]

need me a smart girl who know big words like Congregate

[sockysblog]

precipitation

[thebootydiaries]

[veltaes]

there are many things i wish i didn’t see… as in this. i didn’t want to see this.

[showerthoughtspost]

The CIA probably laugh about conspiracies as they listen to us talk about conspiracies.

[valtsv]

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

[hydro-homies]

I’d watch that

[bestofironictiktok]

[takeman2016]

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

[toastbutteregg]

someone: im 5′8″

me: im 5 ft 0.6 inches

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[drugget]

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

[socialist-whore]

Dress up games

[bubonickitten]

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out  🎶 you better wATCH OUT  🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT  🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt  🎶

[joyquill]

need a gentle boy to love the SHIT out of me already

[tastefullyoffensive]

This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

[egggheads]

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy. 

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff. 

[depraved-heart-murder]

My dog would adore this!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The cactus will forgive you, doggo

[medusabraids]

‪screaming at ethan hawke swapping seats with his son so he can talk to rihanna ‬

[medusabraids]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

an array of supremely unsexy happenings

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

a number of goings-on that just werent very cash money

[owlmylove]

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]

[wegotmonsters-deactivated202202]

Grow some balls and say how you feel directly and stop wasting your own time thinking about shoulda coulda wouldas.