Humour-Forget Everything And Enjoy

It is the best place for clean and funniest jokes on internet,

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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE?

Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !

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A Gentle Push

Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”. The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: “You can have mine.”

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When you breathe

When you breathe, you respire!  Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire!  Wah Wah!  When you don't breathe, you expire!

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3rd pregnant lady

Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today. Lady: But I'm not pregnant. Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.

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Best place for virtual machine hosting. If you are an It professional, then this is your place. You must at least visit this site once to know about its flawless services.

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'Hooka Bar' Lyrics

Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks & Still U R Laughing.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:" I'm Wondering How I Got 5 Marks.. .. I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics...

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Women Nature

Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. Q- Why can't Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? A- There are no Shopping Centers.. Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

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Perfect ENGINEER

 Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The Morning? 2. Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pillow? 3. Attend Classes Only For Attendance? … 4. See The Calendar For Holidays ? 5. Cell In Place Of A Pen ? If The Above Is Happening With You.. Congratulations -! You are a Perfect ENGINEER.

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heartbeat, & Say "Its too early.Let me sleep again"

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Hardest thing ever in students life

Hardest thing ever in students life, . . Is . . . Controlling your laughter at serious times in front of Teachers.." . . Agree?..