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@golden-dynasty
Ah Lukas, I need you to be able to shoot with your feet perfectly by next practice. It's very important you master it by then.
…….
You want me to… What?…. Why?
Why don’t you just ask Li? She can do it.
It's a male only event, there is going to be a female only event next month.
Ah Lukas, I need you to be able to shoot with your feet perfectly by next practice. It's very important you master it by then.
…….
You want me to… What?…. Why?
There is an event coming up soon and I wish for you to take part in it. I'm putting my faith in you. The grand prize is extraordinary!
[has a sudden urge to give Lukas an impossible task in archery next practice]
I don't see why students get to go in free and teachers get only a 35% discount.Â
[mumble mumble old man mumble]
Cuddle, date, incinerate: Aileen, Marianne, Arthur.
Thats easy.
Cuddle: Marianne
Date: Aileen
Incinerate: Arthur.
Sorry friend, but the fire is your home for now.
Much appreciated.
When you have two lovely ladies to pick from you have to incinerate the only male. Sorry. Or would you have preferred to cuddle with me dear friend?
Cuddle, date, incinerate: Aileen, Marianne, Arthur.
Thats easy.
Cuddle: Marianne
Date: Aileen
Incinerate: Arthur.
Sorry friend, but the fire is your home for now.
Hello kitty underwear wasnt what i meant by ‘cute porn’
Yao probably (via ms-mckinney)
Oh? Someones so jealous of my beautiful skin that they go and try to spread some rumors of botox, hahaha. How sweet.
When I get my hands on the person who said that I'm going to murder them.
Someones talking about me. I can feel it in my bones.
Kiss me!
Sorry, I don't give free kisses away to the undeserving anymore.
[they could always do what his mother did]
[keep going till the doctor says to stop]
[the more kids the more fawning you'll get when you're old and wrinkly]
 No way… I’m not falling for something like that again…
Do I want to know what happened the first time?
 You think I’m that stupid? You can’t trick me into getting into trouble that easy!
If I'm allowing it then you won't get in any trouble. I swear it.
I think Arthur is a swell teacher and has many reasons to be loved by his students. At least he never gets in any physical altercations with them.
 What you’re you gonna do? Swat me to death with those twigs you call arms?
Gilbert, let me show you. I give you permission to try to attack me.
[not sure if that is a good idea] …
I’m scared she’ll start planning a wedding.
It's very liker her, but I'm sure I can keep her from it.
[wishes he wouldn’t do that he’s not a kid anymore]
I’m sure she already knows, I haven’t told her about Valentina yet, last time I even mentioned a girl’s name she went wild and demanded to meet her.
Best to let me bring her up, she shouldn't demand to meet her after talking to me.
