Tang 🍜📕

Again, I made a LMK roleplay sideblog for the girlies (by the girlies I mean me).

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Hello, Tumblr Users!

I’m Tang. I guess I’m just hanging out on this website?

Mei’s on these blogs all the time. I figured I’d see what the hype was all about.

I like mythology! My favorite story is Journey to the West and I’m currently working on a rendition of my own. If you’d like words of wisdom, don’t be afraid to leave me an ask. I’d be happy to provide them for you!

I also enjoy food (😻). If you want to find me, I’m probably at Pigsy’s.

Uh…Yeah! Stick around if you’d like to.

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Mod’s Note:

Hi! Mars speaking here. I don’t have a lot to say except this:

I’m totally fine with other roleplay blogs interacting with me. I actually encourage it! But PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME NSFW STUFF in the inbox. I’m on my hands and knees begging. Other than that, go crazy!

Main Blog: @pickljar

My Macaque Fankid Blog: @rabbitrazorblade

My Nezha Fankid Blog: @funky-mandarinnz

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How many kids do you have? Cause I know about MK but have you collected any of the Shadowpeach children from both Wukongs and Míhous?

Well—there’s Màfan, but she’s not exactly mine.

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Tang, how are you losing everybody?!

I DONT KNOW!!

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Papa, hello, greetings

-MK

MK? H-Hey! What’s up, kiddo?

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No, not really which is strange because normally we have very eventful lives, anyway, you seen Màfanshe isn't answering anyone's phones and last time I saw her she was with Bao

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Hm. Have I?

Last time I talked to her was…when she was at a strange temple of some sort!

Uh oh.

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Huh oh?

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Uh…

Hey, why don’t I go look for her for you?

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Uh- are you sure papa?

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Yep! I’m sure I can figure it out.

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Okay....? Call me if anything goes wrong? Also Where's auntie? I have got her spare clothes

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Yes, of course! I should be off now—

Oh! Uhm. Jìngyí? She’s in her room.

Right?

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Papa, hello, greetings

-MK

MK? H-Hey! What’s up, kiddo?

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

No, not really which is strange because normally we have very eventful lives, anyway, you seen Màfanshe isn't answering anyone's phones and last time I saw her she was with Bao

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Hm. Have I?

Last time I talked to her was…when she was at a strange temple of some sort!

Uh oh.

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Huh oh?

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Uh…

Hey, why don’t I go look for her for you?

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Uh- are you sure papa?

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Yep! I’m sure I can figure it out.

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Tang how do you get your hair so shiny…

Oh! Uh…conditioner?

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Papa, hello, greetings

-MK

MK? H-Hey! What’s up, kiddo?

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

No, not really which is strange because normally we have very eventful lives, anyway, you seen Màfanshe isn't answering anyone's phones and last time I saw her she was with Bao

[goldencicadatang]

Hm. Have I?

Last time I talked to her was…when she was at a strange temple of some sort!

Uh oh.

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Huh oh?

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Uh…

Hey, why don’t I go look for her for you?

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Papa, hello, greetings

-MK

MK? H-Hey! What’s up, kiddo?

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

No, not really which is strange because normally we have very eventful lives, anyway, you seen Màfanshe isn't answering anyone's phones and last time I saw her she was with Bao

[goldencicadatang]

Hm. Have I?

Last time I talked to her was…when she was at a strange temple of some sort!

Uh oh.

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Papa, hello, greetings

-MK

MK? H-Hey! What’s up, kiddo?

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What was MK like as a kid? Was he a leashed or unleashed child?

MK was…something! He wasn’t a terror, per se, but he would climb onto anything he could. That’s why we started calling him Monkie Kid.

As for leashing…I don’t think Pigsy and I ever really considered it? Whenever we were out and about, we just held onto his hands. Really tightly.

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𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝑮𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏!

- @thewhitehorsedragonaolie

AH! Ao Lie! The White Horse Dragon! How GREAT IT IS TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

W-Was there something you needed?

[thewhitehorsedragonaolie]

𝑯𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊 :)

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Y-Yes! Hello!

[thewhitehorsedragonaolie]

I need your help with my family tree, cause apparently it has expanded since I was last awake

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Your family tree? I’m…honored, you came to me!

[thewhitehorsedragonaolie]

Thank you!

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So! Family tree. Let’s see…you know Mei, correct?

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𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝑮𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏!

- @thewhitehorsedragonaolie

AH! Ao Lie! The White Horse Dragon! How GREAT IT IS TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

W-Was there something you needed?

[thewhitehorsedragonaolie]

𝑯𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊 :)

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Y-Yes! Hello!

[thewhitehorsedragonaolie]

I need your help with my family tree, cause apparently it has expanded since I was last awake

[goldencicadatang]

Your family tree? I’m…honored, you came to me!

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𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝑮𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏!

- @thewhitehorsedragonaolie

AH! Ao Lie! The White Horse Dragon! How GREAT IT IS TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

W-Was there something you needed?

[thewhitehorsedragonaolie]

𝑯𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊 :)

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Y-Yes! Hello!

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𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝑮𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏!

- @thewhitehorsedragonaolie

AH! Ao Lie! The White Horse Dragon! How GREAT IT IS TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

W-Was there something you needed?

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TANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

, FOR ONCE IN YOUR 4 DECADES OF EXISTENCE PICK UP YOUR PHONE I NEED HELP FROM A SMART PERSON!

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I—huh? What happened??

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I found a weird underground temple and I don't know who it's for since the statue is headless....HELP ME!!!!

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A headless statue…fascinating. I know of a temple with a bunch of different headless Buddha statues! Or maybe it’s—

Wait—are you still in there?

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TANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

, FOR ONCE IN YOUR 4 DECADES OF EXISTENCE PICK UP YOUR PHONE I NEED HELP FROM A SMART PERSON!

( @goldencicadatang )

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I—huh? What happened??

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AGGRESSIVE POINTING

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- (Màfan)

M-MÁFAN! Hello!

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"Hello munk"' her shadow signed

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Uh…you doing alright, muffin?

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"Nope~"! (*she appears from behind him*)

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Huh—what’s wrong??

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Why are you nice to me? Really.

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We’ve been over this! I think?

You’re my son’s sibling. If you’re important to him, you’re important to me.