Goldfish

Dumb shit by a dumb person :)

[love-personal]

[tamper]

[anxietyproblem]

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

Me looking at my empty bank account: me too

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Go Escape - FREEDOM!

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Looper - tap on the beat!

Dodgeball Duel - fast paced dodgeball game!

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Grass Cut - cutting the grass is surprisingly satisfying

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Hoop Smash - tap to smash!

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[goldfish-lover03]

True friendship is hard to come by 🖤

[goldfish-lover03]

Current mood

[fate]

via weheartit

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[mrcamillaa]

Take care of yourself or else Seth will steal your hair!

[adrenaline]

[chattermaxunderthesink]

IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.

[chattermaxunderthesink]

here, by request of more than one person:

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

Now this is what I call wholesome

[goldfish-lover03]

Did you ever find out what the finished room looks like?

[lum1natrix]

[goldfish-lover03]

And today on things I didnt know I needed to hear

[qualitees]

Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month!

[silverinkwings]

I want one or maybe two

[consensualclowns]

is this a bi joke

[captainilikeboysandgirlswow-blog]

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

[rogueartz]

I would definitely bi one of these

[there-is-purpose-to-be]

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

[amber-issues-deactivated2023061]

These puns are pretty ace.

[narratorquestionmark]

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

[sheshiresat-deactivated20181203]

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[franksars]

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

[just-shower-thoughts]

For all we know, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs could have actually been a UFO crashing…and we’re the aliens.