Sapphic

Varsha. 🏳️‍🌈. They/them. ENFP/J. SPQR. ♉️.

[friendfrog-deactivated20161123]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM

[bluesturngold-deactivated201803]

he smely

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[theocseason4]

The antichrist

[tiktokarchive]

"Babe smell that? There's nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It's tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one..."

[firefliesandacorns]

This is the same energy as the guy making puns out of ikea furniture names and I’m living for it

[frickinmbti]

MBTI as things I’ve heard in my IB classes

INFP: AD-HD because everything is in HD

INFJ: (laughing) You know when you’re dead inside but you can’t stop laughing

INTP: I was high when I wrote this………..no I wasn’t i have asthma

INTJ: Can you like fix your face real quick

ISFP: You know what don’t lie? These hips

ISFJ: Ugh yeahhhh………….twitter

ISTP: I have this switch that i flip and it goes: the world doesnt exist anymore

ISTJ: Shark Tank is booked for the next five years so there go my grad plan

ENFP: 2020 gf when? Ha i wish i was dead

ENFJ: Dropping out of school to join the army is the male equivalent of dropping out to become a stripper

ENTP: Ok liberal but how many cats do i have? None. How many cats do you have? Six.

ENTJ:I don’t like that therefore it doesn’t exist

ESFP: I’m just a skater hater, am I right boys 

ESFJ: I would say that to connor mczaddy

ESTP:*wears a bright pink bowl on her head* “MY HAT”

ESTJ: I experience the sweet catharsis of death through my sims

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Making a bigger door

[nusovaoto]

[pauzamro]

happy MCR return day!! this band is my favorite thing Ever. I’ll put out a Revenge themed sticker pack next week, this is one of them!❤️

[doggosource]

suprise

[doggosource]

[ratspleens]

What vibes do I give off? :

Eldest child

Middle child

Youngest child

Only child

[teathattast]

[ahsadler]

[fortheloveofskz]

Landon Cider appreciation post #2

[solareve]

Draagula Season 3 Premiere Looks Part 1

📸: Davide Laffe

[wheeloffortunefortunes]

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you

[teaboot]

Three bears went through my trash

[hcseokie]

might fuck around and start dating the demon from the corner of my room

[naturexthot-deactivated20200822]

Turns out it was a pile of clothes .