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𝔸ℂ𝕋 𝕀𝕀, 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉; —- if pirates are danger and vampires are death, i’ll extend my prayer for thee- that thine eyes never see a Vampirate … and they never lay a hand on thee // independent and selective ( 𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 ) based on Pirates of the Caribbean’s franchise, // as written by maruja.
[Sentence Starters] Disney’s Hercules
Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^
❝ Ooh, I’d like to make some sweet music with him… ❞
❝ Whoah, excuse me! Hot stuff, coming through! ❞
❝ I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself. ❞
❝ Memo to me: maim you after my meeting. ❞
❝ You look fabulous. I mean, you look like a fate worse than death. ❞
❝ After all these years, is this the kind of hello you give your father? ❞
❝ You sure this is the right place? ❞
❝ Every single one of these bums let me down! Flatter than a discus. ❞
❝ I am too old to get mixed up in this stuff again. ❞
❝ You’re my one last hope so you’ll have to do. ❞
❝ But you… Are… Aren’t you, a damsel in distress…? ❞
❝ My friends call me (Name). At least they would if I had any friends. ❞
❝ Did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? ❞
❝ Well you know how men are. They think ‘no’ means 'yes’ and 'get lost’ means 'take me, I’m yours’. ❞
❝ I’ll be all right. I’m a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. ❞
❝ Just stare at the sidewalk, come on. Don’t make eye contact, the people here are nuts. ❞
❝ Let’s get ready to rumble! ❞
❝ Will you forget that head slicing thing!? ❞
❝ He was so hot, steam looked cool. ❞
❝ It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed. ❞
❝ So, this is what heroes do on their days off. ❞
❝ That play, that, that Oedipus thing? Man! I thought I had problems! ❞
❝ I didn’t know that playing hooky could be so much fun. ❞
❝ When I’m with you, I, I don’t feel so alone. ❞
❝ Sometimes it’s better to be alone… Nobody can hurt you. ❞
❝ That’s it. Next time, I drive. ❞
❝ It’s too cliché, I won’t say I’m in love. ❞
❝ Check that grin, you’re in love. ❞
❝ (Name), (Name), (Name), my sweet, deluded little minion. ❞
❝ Aw, how can I come down there when I’m feeling so up! ❞
❝ Baboom. Name is (Name), lord of the (dead). Hi. How ya doin’? ❞
❝ Hey, hey, I only need a few seconds and I’m a fast talker, all right? ❞
❝ We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. ❞
❝ Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn’t about me, it’s about (Name). ❞
❝ People always do crazy things when they’re in love. ❞
❝ You’re gonna be all right. I promise. ❞
❝ My intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you! ❞
❝ You know, (Name)’s running with a new crowd these days, and not a very lively one at that. ❞
❝ For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. ❞
❝ Don’t lose hope when you’re forlorn ❞
𝚂𝙲!
𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚆 “𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃” 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚈 attire edit 2 / endless.
Status: not dead!
How do I define myself? 80% trill and 30% dope.
It’s okay if u don’t like me , not everyone has a good taste
🥇👊.•° "𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺" 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂┆ “ @atyped / accepting.
“Shut the fuck up.”
𝙲𝙰𝙽'𝚃 𝚂𝙰𝚈 𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙸𝙳𝙽'𝚃 𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝙸𝚃! ------- ❛ what? ❜ he pushes it, his luck, shoulders bounce as hands are tucked into the front pocket of his jeans; a ghost stands in front of her door, don’t let him in ❛ i thought you’d be happy to see me ... ❜ yeah right, Brody, especially after disappearing the way you did. ❛ ... i heard you were worried ❜
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
🥇👊.•° 𝙻𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙴𝙿𝙴𝚁┆ “ gets a starter.
❛ 𝙰 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙳𝚅𝙸𝙲𝙴? 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚆 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼 ❜ ——- bittersweet, there’s resentment hidden behind the smile he carries whilst holding the half - empty bottle of whatever he had been drinking ❛ listen man, they don’t give a fuck okay? they don’t give a fuck about us ❜ sponsors, media, they don’t care and they never will ❛ they expect perfection from us and i’m tired of that so i will call it for what it is: bullshit! ❜
And look, you’re just a boy, grieving until he too is a thing to grieve.
Donte Collins, from Autopsy (via buttonpoetry)
🥇👊.•° 𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙲┆ “ gets a starter.
❛ 𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙼𝙰𝙽 ! ❜ ——- he calls out whilst a smug smile accompanies his motions ❛ big fan ❜ he’s the dumbest, i know ❛ welcome to Emerald Bay, first time? ❜
𝚂𝙲!
IT’S OCTOBER 31ST!!!!!!
where is maruja: the thing is ... i know i’ve been absent but it was due to my grandpa’s passing, we had to travel to his town to bury him 12 days ago and ever since i’ve been spending time with the family ... so ... yeah life’s been a piece of shit lately and i haven’t been feeling motivated at all, i’ll be around sometime next week or next month, i’m sorry for the troubles ...
In 6 days Zac Efron will turn 32 and I'm 😍💙
I'll try to be around tomorrow 💙 thank you all for sticking around and not ... you know ... unfollow Brody, it really means a lot.
