Making Memes Until Naptime

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event. ❞

❝ If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels. If you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it. ❞

❝ Every family has its secrets, doors left unopened. ❞

❝ It's not too late to see a film about a happy little elf. ❞

❝ Your left side is the good one. ❞

❝ I'm sorry, I don't speak 'monkey'. ❞

❝ I must say, you're a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum? ❞

❝ Do you work out? You look good. Healthy, I mean. ❞

❝ Can't you stay for a brief imbibement? A glass of port? Sanka? ❞

❝ I trust you've had your tetanus shots. Polio, smallpox, typhoid, malaria. ❞

❝ I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. ❞ 

❝ 'Pasta puttanesca'. That's Italian for 'very few ingredients', you know. ❞

❝ That's not a pot... It's a spittoon. ❞

❝ Do you think anything will ever feel like home again? ❞

❝ I've been contemplating our situation and I realize that I've been a bit standoffish, shall we say? ❞

❝ There's always something. ❞

❝ Bite the head off that elf. ❞

❝ I don't mean to rush you. ❞

❝ Can't we discuss this like reasonable men? ❞

❝ I'm going to get you. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I'll find you. ❞

❝ You are so deceased. ❞ 

❝ Do you remember me? I don't suppose so, you were just a little baby at the time. ❞

❝ What a firm grip! Like a Burmese python! ❞

❝ You look so much like your dear mother. ❞

❝ Oh, did I mention we're going to Peru? ❞

❝ We may have one or two things here that aren't in books. ❞

❝ Do you know snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them? ❞

❝ I may know better than anyone what you're going through. ❞

❝ We'll be among people who understand us. People who are like us. ❞

❝ Alas, my mission is not to weave happy endings where they do not occur. ❞

❝ Well, I am a fan, if I may gush. ❞

❝ I've been bitten forty three... seven hundred times. Mostly on the face. ❞

❝ There is no good moment, of course, for a notorious villain to arrive. ❞

❝ Everything happens for a reason. ❞

❝ Children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one. I know that they are an important part of, the, uh, ecosystem. ❞

❝ You have a wonderful gift for storytelling! ❞ 

❝ It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. ❞

❝ I do feel somewhat responsible for this tragedy. ❞

❝ You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, 'who woke me up at nine in the morning for this?' ❞

❝ I'm sorry, it's so chilly in here. Sometimes it gets so cold I can hardly stand it! ❞

❝ Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find? ❞

❝ I never cook anything hot. I'm afraid that the stove will burst into flames. ❞

❝ Come away from the fridge, if it falls it will crush you flat. ❞

❝ Would you like to see some pictures? ❞

❝ I don't like the way I look in that picture. ❞

❝ He was eaten by leeches. ❞

❝ Oh, God I hate it here. ❞

❝ I'm terrified of realtors. ❞

❝ We gotta get her out of the house. ❞

❝ The black plague! Is it the black plague?! ❞

❝ Why, without your good grammar, the whole darn shootin' match could go arse over tea kettle. ❞

❝ He's just a boy barely out of his OshKosh B'Gosh. ❞

❝ Why didn't I wait an hour before swimming? Why? Why? Why?! ❞

❝ I'm as lonely as a gull on a rock. ❞

❝ Would... you come to my house for dinner this evening? ❞

❝ You better tie your hair up. ❞

❝ Ever read any books on sailing?  ❞

❝ It is one thing to do something in theory, another to do it in practice. ❞

❝ There are good people and bad people in the world. The ones who start the fires and the ones put them out. ❞

❝ We're sinking, sinking, sinking! Doomed, doomed! ❞

❝ I'll go away. I'll dye my hair, I'll change my name. ❞

❝ I suppose I don't have to kill you. ❞

❝ Well. We've done all we can do. ❞

❝ You will not devour this boy's head today! ❞

❝ You have proven yourself to be an exceptionally capable guardian. ❞

❝ Don't try to get on my good side. ❞

❝ Hey, marriage is no picnic. You gotta work at it. ❞

❝ You should know by now that you can't have everything you want. ❞

❝ You're going to help me get what I want... tonight. ❞

❝ These things don't just happen. ❞

❝ No one ever listens to children. ❞

❝ What do you think? Too diabolical? Give me some feedback! ❞

❝ If you do anything to me, you're just sinking to my level. ❞

❝ ____ was captured for crimes too numerous to mention. ❞

❝ Before we leave, perhaps there's time for... one last stop. ❞

❝ At times, the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say there is much more good in it than bad. ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] The Final Destination (2009)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ Thanks for making me take a study break. I really, really needed this. ❞

❝ And I thought chivalry was dead. ❞

❝ Hey, how old is this place? ❞

❝ Is it safe to sit here? ❞

❝ Have you all lost your fucking minds?! ❞

❝ Why are we still alive? ❞

❝ I just had a really bad nightmare. ❞

❝ My ass is on fire! ❞

❝ I feel like there's something in the room with me. What's happening to me? ❞

❝ Someone got killed on this block, dragged down the street on fire. ❞

❝ It's girls' night out tonight, first time in months, and I'm so looking forward to this. ❞

❝ Thank you for staying late. ❞

❝ We just lost a really hot milf. ❞

❝ She went from uptight but normal to uptight but totally insane. ❞

❝ Why you gotta be a prick all the time? ❞

❝ Would it kill you to be sensitive? ❞

❝ I'm gonna do what I do best: I'm gonna go and get laid. ❞

❝ Let's go. We shouldn't be here, let's go. ❞

❝ Every day, I ask myself how come it couldn't be me instead of them? ❞

❝ If  I was meant to die, it would have happened by now. ❞

❝ I don't understand now ____ can be so calm about things. ❞

❝ If we're together it makes it easier for ____ to take both of us. ❞

❝ I'm just thankful that we have our whole lives ahead of us, you know? ❞

❝ Hey, is that yogurt place still open? ❞

❝ No. No, I can't keep doing this! ❞

❝ This is a giant choc-uccino with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, caramel, and sprinkles. ❞

❝ I'm going into a diabetic coma just looking at it. ❞

❝ You saved a lot of lives, man. ❞

❝ Hey, uh, space cadet, you wanna come back down to Earth? ❞

❝ What if we didn't change anything? ❞

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[Sentence Starters] RWBY Vol. 1

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ But even the most brilliant lights eventually flicker and die. ❞

❝ You got a death wish or something? ❞

❝ Are you... robbing me? ❞

❝ As much as I'd love to stick around, I'm afraid this is where we part ways. ❞

❝ I don't wanna be the 'bee's knees', okay? I don't wanna be any kind of knees! ❞

❝ I guess home isn't too far after all. ❞

❝ All I'm saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on! ❞

❝ I'm kind of a dork when it comes to weapons. ❞

❝ Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days. ❞

❝ My mom always says, 'strangers are just friends you haven't met yet'. ❞

❝ Over here! I saved you a spot! ❞

❝ Where am I supposed to find another nice, quirky girl to talk to?! ❞

❝ You've got friends all around you, you just haven't met them yet! ❞

❝ Aren't you that girl who exploded? ❞

❝ As a girl, I wanted to be just like those heroes in the books. ❞

❝ Unfortunately, the real world isn't the same as a fairytale. ❞ 

❝ Can you imitate a sloth? ❞

❝ I don't need people to help me grow up! I drink milk. ❞

❝ I'm sure everyone must be eager to unite with a such a strong, well-known individual such as yourself. ❞

❝ I can see it now: we'll be popular! We'll be celebrities! We'll get perfect grades! ❞

❝ You know what else is great? Me. ❞

❝ Well, hot-stuff, play your cards right and maybe you could join up with the winning team. ❞

❝ Why are you so bossy? ❞

❝ I'm not perfect! Not yet. But I'm still leagues better than you. ❞

❝ Great! The gang's all here. Now we can die together. ❞

❝ I suppose I can be a bit... difficult. ❞

❝ If we're going to do this, we're going to have to do this together. ❞

❝ Run and live! That is an idea I can get behind. ❞

❝ I! HOPE! YOU'RE! HUNGRY! ❞

❝ It looks like things are shaping up to be an... interesting year. ❞

❝ What in the world is wrong with you? ❞

❝ Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces. ❞

❝ Now what will you do without your weapon? ❞

❝ You've done nothing to earn your position! ❞

❝ I've made more mistakes than any man, woman, and child on this planet. ❞

❝ I see a girl before me who has spent her entire life getting exactly what she wanted. ❞

❝ If you are not always performing at your absolute best, then what reason do you give others to follow you? ❞

❝ Instead of fretting of what you don't have, savor what you do. ❞

❝ You've been burdened with a daunting responsibility. ❞

❝ I always wanted bunk beds as a kid. ❞

❝ It's just that... you seem a little... not okay. ❞

❝ You know if you ever need help you can just ask. ❞

❝ You know, I really will break his legs. ❞

❝ I know I'm going through a hard time right now, but I'm not THAT depressed... ❞

❝ If I can't do this on my own, then what good am I? ❞

❝ I never expected you to be such a rebel. ❞

❝ You know, you're not the easiest person to talk to about this stuff. ❞

❝ Oh, you can control poles. ❞

❝ You should come down! ____ made pancakes~. ❞

❝ Would you still be willing to help me? ❞ 

❝ I don't think I've ever seen you smile this much, ____. It's kinda weirding me out. ❞

❝ The amount of planning and organization that goes into this event is simply breathtaking! ❞

❝ You really know how to take a good thing and make it sound boring. ❞

❝ I'm combat ready! ❞

❝ Do you always break the law without a second thought? ❞

❝ Hey, weren't you in a cult or something? ❞

❝ I'm still not quite sure how I feel about you! ❞

❝ You should know better than to go running around in a strange city. ❞

❝ Your time will come. ❞

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[Sentence Starters] BoJack Horseman Season 2

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ Why did I wake up in an alley? ❞

❝ (He's) got a very soothing face and I like looking at it! ❞

❝ You're a clown, you know that? ❞

❝ You don't know how lucky you are to have me. ❞

❝ Can we PLEASE get some alcohol into my mouth?! ❞

❝ You're seriously killing it in the department of kicking ass. ❞

❝ You must think I'm a real monster. ❞

❝ You come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you. ❞

❝ You were born broken. ❞

❝ I want to do things with you fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours. ❞

❝ When I cry it messes up my make up and then I get really bummed out. ❞

❝ No one knows how to get under your skin like family, right? ❞

❝ There is no meaning in death. That's why it's so terrifying. ❞

❝ There's no shame in dying for nothing. That's why most people die. ❞

❝ No matter what, we're going to stick together. ❞

❝ We don't know each other at all. ❞

❝ We only have so many days together. I want every one to be a happy one. ❞

❝ I wake up in the morning and I feel like I have no purpose. ❞

❝ I got a bucket full of mystery stuff! ❞

❝ I don't wanna get eaten! ❞

❝ I'm calling this road trip 007 'cause we are gonna bond! ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely related wacky misadventures. ❞

❝ I shouldn't even be alive right now. ❞

❝ I need you in my corner now because I don't have anybody else. ❞

❝ I can't die! I'm endangered! ❞

❝ If you're going to survive, you'll need to harden up. ❞

❝ If you really wanted the simple life, you'd have a simple life. ❞

❝ Is it cool if I crash here a couple nights? I didn't know where else to go... ❞

❝ I don't recall accidentally ingesting poison, and yet here you are trying to make me vomit. ❞

❝ Why is it so daytime right now? ❞

❝ When you look at someone though rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. ❞

❝ When's the last time you were actually happy? ❞

❝ When's the last time you slept? You look like shit. ❞

❝ Taking pictures before prom is so bourgeois. ❞

❝ You're young, you can do whatever you want. ❞

❝ Sometimes when you're an adult, the right thing isn't always the best thing. ❞

❝ Everyone always treats me like a kid. ❞

❝ I have condoms in my room and I know how to put one on with my mouth. ❞

❝ You know, you can't escape... you. ❞

❝ I keep making these bad decisions and hurting people. ❞

❝ It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say 'yeah, another day, let's do it'! ❞

❝ You'll probably be better off without me. ❞

❝ I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself! ❞

❝ Ow. Crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. ❞

❝ Everything is the worst. ❞

❝ Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier. ❞

[rp-grannies]

[ Sentence Starters ] Just Pokemon Things

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

JOKES AND PUNS

❝ What do you call a Pikachu that fixes computers? A Geek-achu! ❞

❝ What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let's Rock! ❞

❝ Which Pokémon is a Pirate? Arrrrrrr-bok! ❞

❝ Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side! ❞

❝ What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune! ❞

❝ Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean? To get to the other tide! ❞

❝ What sorta Pokémon does Dracula keep by his side at night? Koffin'! ❞

❝ Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore! ❞

❝ What happens when you give Eevee a French stone? You get a Napoleon! ❞

❝ How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes? They let bagons be bagons! ❞

❝ What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke? The Exeggution! ❞

❝ What do you call Pokémon sing alongs? Gary-oake! ❞

❝ What did the Pokéball say to the Pokémon? Catch ya later! ❞

❝ My Pikachu misses me a lot, but her aim is getting better. ❞

PICK UP LINES

❝ You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot. ❞

❝ Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. ❞

❝ You remind me of Deoxys. You’re out of this world. ❞

❝ Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. ❞

❝ Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up. ❞

❝ Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you. ❞

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[Sentence Starters] BoJack Horseman Season 1

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ I don't think I should drive right now. I'm incredibly drunk. ❞

❝ Even though you don't want anyone to know it, you secretly have a good heart. ❞

❝ It takes a lot of beer to get me drunk. ❞

❝ Oh, face it! You're afraid of commitment. ❞

❝ I don't know how you can expect anyone else to love you when you so clearly hate yourself. ❞

❝ You've never had a day of stress in your life. ❞

❝ I can't say no to people because I want everyone to like me. ❞

❝ It doesn't get easier. It never gets easier. ❞

❝ I get kinda awkward at parties. ❞

❝ You're responsible for your own happiness, you know? ❞

❝ You not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person. ❞

❝ What was your childhood like? ❞

❝ In this world you can either do things the easy way or the right way. ❞

❝ You want a day-old hamburger bun? ❞

❝ You stick with me and I promise you everything's gonna be just fine. ❞

❝ I'm gonna be sexy forever! ❞

❝ Is it cool if instead of confronting my problems head on I just hide out here for a little bit? ❞

❝ I'm no longer cute so I have nothing to offer this world. ❞

❝ I feel like we don't ever hang out. ❞

❝ Your boob is a very impractical way to put out a fire. ❞

❝ Hey, notice how I've been ignoring you, playing hard to get? Only makes you want me more. ❞

❝ I didn't do anything wrong because I can't do anything wrong. ❞

❝ We're all just products of our environment bouncing around like marbles in the game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that is our random and cruel universe. ❞

❝ Hooray! Everything is meaningless! Nothing I do has consequence! ❞

❝ For a second I actually convinced myself I was more than a worthless screw-up. ❞

❝ Why don't you do something productive like bang your head against a wall until your brain isn't so stupid? ❞

❝ If you can't find a way to let off some steam, you're going to explode. ❞

❝ Even if no one appreciates you, it's important that you don't stop being good. ❞

❝ Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets! ❞

❝ Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems. ❞

❝ I actually kinda hate myself a lot of the time. ❞

❝ When I'm with you, I don't hate myself. ❞

❝ You gotta get your shit together. ❞

❝ Clearly we're in love with each other! ❞

❝ You look at your reflection too long, you might fall in love. ❞

❝ Ruin any lives lately? ❞

❝ I'll be alive tomorrow. After that? Who knows. ❞

❝ We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. ❞

❝ Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it? ❞

❝ Maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person so that way I won't get hurt when you're not. ❞

❝ It's never too late to be the person you want to be. ❞

❝ Can we stay exactly like this for the rest of our lives, please? ❞

❝ Do you think it's too late for me? Am I just doomed to be the person I am? ❞

❝ What do you do when you get sad? ❞

❝ There's more to being an adult than just work and business and the tall person rides at Disneyland! ❞

❝ They see greatness in me and they mistake it for goodness, but I... I know there's nothing there. ❞

❝ Let's go feel grass between our toes. ❞

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[Sentence Starters] Chop Chop Fruit salad Mystery Jam DokiDoki Dating Sim Thingy

So I played a fruit dating sim made in the golden age of Tumblr. Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^ (pls don’t take this too seriously fdkslfjasf)

Content Warning for: strong language & suggestive situations

❝ I'm not fond of mornings. ❞

❝ Bwahaha hahahahhaha! ❞

❝ Did you read about that incident? ❞

❝ I'm scared as hell. ❞

❝ What is WITH you? Give me a 'YO', give me a 'hah'!, give me a 'wassup'! ❞

❝ It's not like I l-like you or anything, you fucking baka. ❞

❝ You suck. Sleep at night you fucking bakamono. ❞

❝ Youcouldleanagainstmeyouknow. ❞

❝ I need to stop thinking of weird things. ❞

❝ That's gonna become a bruise... Shit. ❞

❝ Uwaaa... That huuuurt. ❞

❝ Are you hurt? Do I need to call an ambulance? ❞

❝ Do you like being choked sexually? ❞

❝ Wanna play some basketball? ❞

❝ I will avenge them. ❞

❝ Do not worry, (fair fruit). I will protect you. ❞

❝ Tomato, more like ToMOEto. ❞

❝ My moves are sexy. I'm very humble too. ❞

❝ Tehee... I'll chop you up finely now. ❞

❝ HIAAAAAAAH! ❞

❝ So... You wanna come over to my place? ❞

❝ It's not like I wanna see (Tomato) in the shower or anything. Totally not. ❞

❝ I... I... I suki you. ❞

❝ Let's make love all night, I'll buy roses to spread on the bed for a romantic feeling! ❞

❝ Well, here I am anyway, whether you like it or not. ❞

❝ You tsun piece of shit. ❞

❝ I wonder what the fruity juicy fuck is wrong with me. ❞

❝ Why won't you notice me? ❞

❝ I'm your friend... (Apple)... remember? ❞

❝ The fuck, man? I did not sign up for this! ❞

❝ Are you going to kill me? Just go ahead and kill me. ❞

❝ There is something I need to tell you. ❞

❝ I... I... Iloveyou. ❞

❝ Let's fuck. ❞

❝ Let's have a very emotional bonding on the bed tonight, baby. ❞

❝ I grow roses under my bed. ❞

❝ God damn fruit juice. ❞

❝ Behold... CORN! ❞

❝ You look like a ghost or something. ❞

❝ Thou art kind of hot. Wanna come over to my place? I got a leather couch. ❞

❝ I totally do not like you, man. ❞

❝ Apparently no one likes me today... ❞

❝ I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but I comply. ❞

❝ Daaaamn, that booty is fine. ❞

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[Sentence Starters] Final Fantasy X

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ Listen to my story. This...may be our last chance. ❞

❝ This is my story. It'll go the way I want it...or I'll end it here! ❞

❝ This is it. This... is your story. It all begins here. ❞

❝ Every story must have an ending. ❞

❝ I wanted to change the world too, but I changed nothing. That is my story. ❞

❝ I've... learned how to smile... Even when I'm feeling sad. ❞

❝ Err, 'helly doo sad wee' to you, too. ❞

❝ Hey! You okay? ❞

❝ Why do today what you can leave for tomorrow? ❞

❝ Boom! Like happy festival fireworks, ya? ❞

❝ Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life. ❞

❝ ( Name )'s... a bit lacking in the imagination department. ❞

❝ I told her all the things...we could...we could...and all along the whole time, I didn't know anything! ❞

❝ Disappear on us, will ya? Rotten son of a shoopuf! ❞

❝ You, with a woman? You can't even catch a ball! ❞

❝ Those sand-blasted grease monkeys! ❞

❝ No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew. ❞

❝ I trust my guardians with my life. But they are also my friends. I will not stand by and watch them be hurt. ❞

❝ Why didn't I just shut my big mouth...? ❞

❝ When you got the ball, you gotta score! ❞

❝ Not the most... graceful win. ❞

❝ Those with power use that power. ❞

❝ Pick spot. Shut up. Wait. ❞

❝ Cry, cry. That's the only thing you're good for! ❞

❝ But there is no salvation for the damned! ❞

❝ Let's go to the sea, before sunrise. The city lights go out, one by one, the stars fade, then the horizon glows, almost like it’s on fire. It's kinda rose-colored, right? First the sea, then it spreads to the sky, then to the whole city. It gets brighter and brighter till everything…glows. It’s really pretty. I know you'd like it. ❞

❝ We were just worried you guys might've gone crazy! ❞

❝ I hate this place. ❞

❝ I won't tell ya to be careful. Do your worst, kiddo! ❞

❝ You can STUFF your taboos! ❞

❝ Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal. ❞

❝ Memories are nice, but that's all they are. ❞

❝ I will share your pain. ❞

❝ Oh, sure! Soon! Like 'tomorrow' soon, I bet! ❞

❝ The ferryman asks a high price. ❞

❝ You were always such a stiff. But that's what I like about you. ❞

❝ Sometimes, when I got a lot on my mind, it just helps to go, "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" ❞

❝ I was waiting for you. ❞

❝ Pitiful mortal... Your hope ends here! ❞

❝ AH HA HA HA HA HA HA ❞

❝ Just a feeling, but I think my dad kinda likes you. ❞

❝ A day with you is never dull! ❞

❝ I love you. ❞

❝ Did you...hit your head or something? ❞

❝ You know...for the first time, I'm glad...to have you as my father. ❞

❝ There is no need for fear. I will go with you. ❞

❝ Unpleasant. Very well. I will give you your death. You seem to want it so. ❞

❝ Keep your head down, say "sir" a lot, and you'll do fine. ❞

❝ Hope is comforting. It allows us to accept fate, no matter how tragic it might be. ❞

❝ Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it. ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Final Fantasy VII

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❝ A floating city... pretty unsettling scenery. ❞

❝ Don't fight here! You'll ruin the flowers! ❞

❝ A promise is a promise. ❞

❝ Can't sleep? ❞

❝ Your hair looks like a Chocobo! ❞

❝ Cetra? That some kinda disease? ❞

❝ If everything's a dream, don't wake me. ❞

❝ I made it this far, believing in the memories we shared. This isn't happening! It's too cruel! ❞

❝ D-d-d-damn! My head hurts! ❞

❝ I don't like two-legged things. ❞

❝ Ordinary luck. It will be an active fortune. Give into the good will of others, and something big'll happen after summer. ❞

❝ I want to know you. The REAL you. ❞

❝ Who you callin' Mr. ( Name )? That don't sound right! ❞

❝ Any way you look at it, I'd say I make a fine human being. ❞

❝ Alright everybody, let's mosey ! ❞

❝ It's all right. You're here... Everyone's all together. Together... we can do anything. ❞

❝ Be careful of forgetfulness. Your lucky color is...blue? ❞

❝ Why don't we continue on as we did before? ❞

❝ Shit! The hell you so calm about? You bustin' up my rhythm... ❞

❝ Something bothers me. I think it's your way of life. You don't get paid. You don't get praised. Yet, you still risk your lives and continue on your journey. Seeing that makes me... it just makes me think about my life. ❞

❝ Quit slapping me! You old wench!!! ❞

❝ Let's just say I'm against capital punishment. Besides... I hate this broad. ❞

❝ I'm a light sleeper. It's a SOLDIER thing. ❞

❝ This day will never come again, so let me have this moment. ❞

❝ But, damn man, that thing gives me the creeps... ❞

❝ Hey, do you know who I am? I'm ( Name )—that's who the hell I am! Now just let me handle it! ❞

❝ Let's see how compatible we are! ❞

❝ Haeey!! Baaeby!! ❞

❝ We've worked this hard already. ❞

❝ It's really something, having a smoke at a place like this. ❞

❝ I don't want to regret not having done something later. ❞

❝ You Spiky Haired Jerk! ❞

❝ What you pursue will be yours... but you will lose something dear. ❞

❝ We're busy runnin' back and forth! Even my bikini goddess would be pantin' about now! ❞

❝ It's pretty hard standing on two feet. ❞

❝ My occupation is... forget it. ❞

❝ Escape from a world of illusions... Hmph... I wonder which is better. ❞

❝ As long as I'm with you... As long as you're by my side... I won't give up even if I'm scared. ❞

❝ Maybe God'd forgive an ugly shit like you, but I won't! ❞

❝ I know you want my help because I'm so good! ❞

❝ Only death awaits you all, but do not fear. For it is through death that a new spirit energy is born. ❞

❝ Don't...push...your luck... ❞

❝ Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA! ❞

❝ These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power. ❞

❝ People are ignorant. They'll feel better as long as someone is punished. ❞

❝ I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it. ❞

❝ Remember, if you piss me off... it'll cost you!! ❞

❝ God, I can't stand it! ❞

❝ Cold? Hmmm... I guess that's just the way I am, sorry. ❞

❝ Soon, you will live again as a part of me. ❞

❝ Would you like to be my guinea pig? ❞

❝ You are just a puppet... You have no heart... and cannot feel any pain... How can there be any meaning in the memory of such a being? ❞

❝ You gotta do it then. You gotta live true to yourself. ❞

❝ A pro isn't someone who sacrifices himself for his job. That's just a fool. ❞

❝ With things looking like this, you better be ready for pay cuts... ❞

❝ Such a waste of good fireworks, just to get rid of vermin like you... ❞

❝ Will you press 'up' please? ❞

❝ Just lookin' at you is makin' me sober. ❞

❝ I'm ashamed of myself. ❞

❝ There are so many frivolous things in this world. ❞

❝ I don't like being taken for a fool. ❞

❝ It's so stupid! They always talk about who they like or don't like. ❞

❝ That should keep the planet going...at least a little longer. ❞

❝ Don't step on the flowers. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I'll do my job. ❞

❝ You remembered...my name... ❞

❝ Hmph...you haven't changed. Oh, forget it. ❞

❝ H... hey, I'm one of the 'Turks'! Don't think you can get away with this!? ❞

❝ What you see will eventually become part of life's dream. ❞

❝ You're still sane, right? ❞

❝ Come over here sexy...we'll take good care of you! ❞

❝ I hear her voice... begging me... not to hate your rotten guts. ❞

❝ Strength without determination means nothing... determination without strength is equally useless...! ❞

❝ True beauty is an expression of the heart. A thing without shame, to which notions of gender do not apply. ❞

❝ I figure if I stay alive long enough, something good's bound to happen. ❞

❝ I don't care if it's the end of the world, I just want to sit here and drink cocktails. ❞

❝ Live with the planet, die with the planet. Maybe this is the way it should be. ❞

❝ You're sooo pretty. ❞

❝ Ahh, we're finally alone... All right, pussycat... Come to daddy! ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Final Fantasy XII

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❝ I got you some of those flowers you like. ❞

❝ Hardly fit for a leading man... ❞

❝ I must be strong! ❞

❝ My hands are stained with blood. I see little reason to stay them now. ❞

❝ I hear the cry of a terrible power... ❞

❝ Getting revenge... It's all I ever thought about. ❞

❝ We are the arbiters of our destiny." ❞

❝ I am simply myself. No more and no less. And I want only to be free. ❞

❝ They'll give it back to you if you ask nicely. Sticking them with a sword helps, too. ❞

❝ If I could protect but one person from war's horror, then I would bear any shame. I would bear it proudly. ❞

❝ Got a surprise for you! ❞

❝ I am unwelcome. An unsought guest in their wood. ❞

❝ Even with power, we cannot change what has passed. What is done, is done. ❞

❝ The past can bind a man as surely as irons. ❞

❝ You know what? I'm through with it - I'm through running. I'm ready to find my purpose. To find some answers, some reasons. ❞

❝  I daresay I've soiled my cuffs. ❞

❝ If a dungeon's waiting for us at the end of the night, it had best have a change of wardrobe. ❞

❝ Preen and strut as you like! In the end, we are the same. Blood-thirsting carrion birds, hell-bent on revenge! ❞

❝ The whole affair has the smell of money. I may have to wet my beak a little. ❞

❝ I am the leading man. Might need to do something heroic. ❞

❝ We need ( name ) alive! His corpse fetches but half the bounty! ❞

❝ This is what I came here to see. ❞

❝ Stay away!!! Power-needy ( human )! ❞

❝ It is because the spring remains apart that the flowers bloom. ❞

❝ Word travels fast in this town. New information is born, grows old, and dies in a day. ❞

❝ The gods are toying with us. ❞

❝ It's not easy being this popular, you know. ❞

❝ Humph. Blood alone does not an emperor make. ❞

❝ And lo! How brightly burned their lanthorn! Casts it back the shadow of Occurian design! Testament that Man's history shall be his alone! ❞

❝ Why do you hesitate? Take what is yours. ❞

❝ You've let your eyes betray your heart... ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Stardew Valley Bachelors

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❝ I'd like to get to know you better. ❞

❝ It's a beautiful day, isn't it? I wish I had less work to do. ❞

❝ You have a really healthy glow. That's good. ❞

❝ The older you get, the more memories you're burdened with. ❞

❝ I'm working up the courage to ask someone to dance with me. ❞

❝ I may not be the most exciting guy, but I'll stay loyal to you for the rest of my life. ❞

❝ You look exhausted, ___. Let me give you a massage tonight. ❞

❝ If you're enjoying life, who cares if it's a little repetitive? ❞

❝ You rescued me from a life of loneliness, and filled the emptiness in my heart. Thank you. ❞

❝ Be careful out there! I have nightmares about your limp body being wheeled into the emergency room. ❞

❝ I could sure go for some wine. ❞

❝ Hey, do you wanna hang out with me at the beach some time? Do you have a bikini? ❞

❝ Did you get new pants? You're doing something right. ❞

❝ I'm going to do two hundred sit-ups tonight. I'm pretty dedicated, aren't I? ❞

❝ I wish I could control the weather. ❞

❝ I've been having a hard time staying focused lately. ❞

❝ The sun's shining and I'm bursting with energy! You'd better watch out! ❞

❝ Oh...the smell? I've been eating garlic all day. I'm trying to stay manly... ❞

❝ I was afraid of you when we first met. ❞

❝ I feel weak... I need some protein. ❞

❝ I hope you've come to think of this place as 'home'. ❞

❝ I've been feeling hopeful lately. Perhaps the weather is changing. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wonder if I might just have an inflated self-image and no real skills... ❞

❝ I wish there was more certainty about the future. ❞

❝ I know that I am kind of an 'oddball'. I hope you don't mind. ❞

❝ I was just thinking about you. Maybe you sensed it. ❞

❝ I enjoy seeing you so relaxed. ❞

❝ I wore my best shirt for the dance... This sort of thing doesn't happen very often! ❞

❝ If I stay perfectly still, perhaps a resplendent butterfly will bless my nose with a landing. ❞

❝ Why do you torment me? Can't you see you've shattered all my hopes and dreams? ❞

❝ I don't have to work tomorrow! I've never been so happy. ❞

❝ I know I joke around a lot, but I want you to know that I seriously love you… ❞

❝ Aren't you cold? Are you sure don't you want my jacket? ❞

❝ If I just disappeared, would it really matter? ❞

❝ Everyone is so happy in the sun. I don't get it. ❞

❝ I usually only go outside after dark. Does that sound weird to you? ❞

❝ I'm glad you showed up. I was starting to get bored. ❞

❝ I should learn how to cook. That would be useful. ❞

❝ Um... You're single, right? Just wondering! ❞

❝ Don't worry about me, I never get cold. ❞

❝ What do you want from me? Money? I'd give you a pot of gold to leave me alone! ❞

❝ If I watch more TV maybe I can forget about life. ❞

❝ Do you ever feel like the whole world is scrutinizing you like some disgusting insect? ❞

❝ Sometimes I stop and realize that I'm nothing more than a bag of juicy, squishy flesh. ❞

[golden-hourglass]

HAPPY NEW YEAR~!!

Let’s make it a better one than it had been the past year! Stay healthy and good fortune to all of you!

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] All The Bright Places (2020)

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❝ This is higher than I thought. ❞

❝ Do you have plans this weekend? My parents are gonna be out of town. ❞

❝ Are you feeling overwhelmed by anything? ❞

❝ I really want to help you, but you've gotta take this seriously. ❞

❝ It couldn't hurt to have a little fun, right? ❞

❝ Yo, do you think it'd be weird to name my kid after a famous person? ❞

❝ Did you do something that I should be worried about? ❞

❝ My young brain is plump with knowledge. ❞

❝ Do you think there's such a thing as a perfect day? ❞

❝ When's the last time you hung out with your friends? ❞

❝ How much longer are you gonna act like this? ❞

❝  What's going on inside that pretty head? ❞

❝ I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. ❞

❝ So... I Googled you. ❞

❝ You're making a big deal out of nothing. ❞

❝ Yeah, people are stupid, but the tiniest few might actually mean well. ❞

❝ Maybe even the smallest of places can mean something. At the very least maybe they can mean something to us. ❞

❝ You've got at least a thousand capacities in you. Even if you don't think so. ❞ 

❝ Sometimes I say and do things without thinking and people don't like that. ❞

❝ Where would you go if you could go anywhere? ❞

❝ Oh, wow, is that a sense of humor you're hiding in there? ❞

❝ It's okay, you know. You're not going to hell for laughing. ❞

❝ People are always telling me what I am. A freak. ❞

❝ It's nice to have a friend again. ❞

❝ You're all the colors in one at full brightness. ❞

❝ I've texted him for the past couple days, and he hasn't responded. ❞

❝ It's easy to pick up your phone and respond. ❞

❝ So what are you most afraid of? ❞

❝ I thought you drowned! ❞

❝ Where do you go when you disappear? ❞

❝ Tell me something real about you. ❞

❝ I need to do things that remind me that I'm in control. ❞

❝ Sometimes I have to go to places that make me feel like myself. ❞

❝ I can't deal with you right now. ❞

❝ Things that seemed meaningful were actually meaningless. ❞

❝ You don't have to climb a mountain to stand on top of the world. ❞

❝ Even the ugliest of places can be beautiful as long as you take the time to look. ❞

❝ It's okay to get lost as long as you find your way back. ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Stardew Valley Bachelorettes

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❝ Ummm... The weather's interesting today, don't you think? ❞

❝ It's hard to run a household all by yourself. ❞

❝ I'm eager to move out. ❞

❝ It's such a burden to be worrying ____ all the time. ❞

❝ When you're lost in a book, it's easy to forget the realities of your life. ❞

❝ If you dig in the dirt you can find some interesting things. ❞

❝ I wonder what is like to live in the city? ❞

❝ Things are looking a little brighter. ❞

❝ I wish I could live in a nice house, someday. ❞

❝ Fall is a sad time of year for me... ❞

❝ There are some truly wonderful people in the world. ❞

❝ Where do you picture yourself in ten years? ❞

❝ Life is so easy for a jellyfish... just letting the waves carry you onward forever. ❞

❝ ____'s trying to convince me to eat a deviled egg. ❞

❝ I used to have the most horrific nightmares, but now I sleep like a baby. ❞

❝ On rainy days my thoughts always drift toward cinnamon and cookies. ❞

❝ I had dreams of marrying you for such a long time. ❞

❝ Sometimes I worry that you aren't eating enough wholesome food. ❞

❝ Do you ever hang out at the cemetery? It's a peaceful place to spend some time alone. ❞

❝ Do you ever get an urge to go exploring? ❞

❝ Your hair looks cool today... Did you do something different? ❞

❝ Doesn't a steaming hot cup of cocoa sound good right now? ❞

❝ Hey! You look like you've been hard at work. Can I help you relax? ❞

❝ I know you're smart, but I still worry about you sometimes. ❞

❝ Just promise me you'll be careful. I don't want to lose you. ❞

❝ Have faith... every day you're taking one more step on the path of your destiny. ❞

❝ I still have faith that there's a good person inside you. ❞

❝ I would have made a good clown. I think I missed my calling. ❞

❝ A little sunlight is good for you! Just don't get crispy, okay? ❞

❝ Our vibrational energies are perfectly in tune! Can't you feel it? ❞

❝ Nice makeup. Wait... Are you even wearing any? ❞

❝ It's so hot today! I wish I had some ice cream. ❞

❝ Can I have a kiss before you leave? ❞

❝ Mmm. You smell nice today. ❞ 

❝ I'll be fine on my own. Thanks for the memories. ❞

❝ My skin feels so dry in this weather. ❞

❝ I get scared easily... I think I'm going to stay right here. ❞

❝ I always feel my best when I'm outside, breathing fresh air... ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Dragon’s Dogma (Netflix Series)

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❝ Did someone have a nightmare? ❞

❝ I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! ❞

❝ You make me feel like the best cook in all of the land. ❞

❝ You stood by me after I lost everything. ❞

❝ Preparation is a necessity in life. ❞

❝ What would you do if a dragon really showed up? ❞

❝ You may be a little shit, but you're a brave little shit. ❞

❝ Do not let yourself be consumed by rage. It will only beget more heartache. ❞

❝ Live honorably and just, ____. If you do that, even destiny cannot stop you. ❞

❝ How am I still alive? I shouldn't be here. ❞

❝ You have to eat something. Even if you're not hungry, your body needs it to survive. ❞

❝ Something about sacrificing children just doesn't sit well with me. ❞

❝ They didn't have views like this back home. ❞

❝ We cannot heed every cry for help. ❞

❝ I am your protector. Therefore, I will not leave your side. ❞

❝ You're one hell of a fighter. ❞

❝ I can't be on my feet much longer. That was a very traumatic experience. ❞

❝ Perhaps the gods intended for us to meet. ❞

❝ The only thing a woman can depend on is a man who knows his way around a sword. ❞

❝ You can make the decision to change. ❞

❝ I can't live your life for you. ❞

❝ Humans are such troublesome creatures. ❞

❝ No one else is going to save your ass every time you blindly run into trouble. ❞

❝ Tact is for politicians and liars. ❞

❝ Being a soldier may seem grand, but the reward is not. ❞

❝ Where's your honor? ❞

❝ You're a good (man). Too good a (man). ❞

❝ Those in power want to stay in power, and in order to do that, they have to keep us down. ❞

❝ I'm tired of being treated like a dog. ❞

❝ You're not afraid to fight dirty, eh? ❞

❝ I can't remember the last time I slept in a real bed. ❞

❝ I'm right here,____. I'll always be with you. ❞

❝ It's been so long since we talked. ❞

❝ You don't need to keep isolating yourself. ❞

❝ No one should be forced to live alone. ❞

❝ I've been in love with you since the day we met... and I've never stopped. ❞

❝ I'm not worthy of your love. ❞

❝ I thought I lost you. ❞

❝ I'll never leave you again, I swear it. ❞

❝ Do you sense it? The energy... it feels sinister. ❞

❝ Humans pretend to be moral creatures but are driven by their most base instincts. ❞

❝ Mankind is redeemable. ❞

❝ You think your intentions are benevolent? ❞

❝ You are evil incarnate. ❞

❝ I have come to only ever want for one thing: my death. ❞

❝ Thinking rationally is your specialty, isn't it? ❞

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Klaus (2019)

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❝ Letters. You don't really write many these days, do you? ❞

❝ I give up. Who are you? ❞

❝ Do you know how long it took to press this uniform? I don't know either, but it took somebody hours. ❞

❝ You can look forward to a cozy spot in the gutter. ❞

❝ You can't cheat, bribe, or squirm your way out of this one. ❞

❝ I love this terrible coach ride. ❞

❝ I'd like a hot bath and a look at the dinner menu. ❞

❝ This place is the worst! ❞

❝ Children are liars. ❞

❝ Is this a bad time? I can see you're pretty swamped. ❞

❝ Man, I hate you. ❞

❝ Better alive in the gutter than hacked to pieces! ❞ 

❝ Please don't chop me up and scatter my parts in the woods! ❞ 

❝ Hey, would you, uh... like a brand-new toy? ❞

❝ You really have a way with words, you know? ❞

❝ You just sit there. Be all magical and awesome. ❞

❝ Did you know that arson is down 70%? It's true, when's the last time you saw a house burn down? ❞

❝ It's like everyone's gone mad or something! ❞

❝ A true selfless act always sparks another. ❞

❝ I've been around long enough to know that everyone is out to get something. ❞

❝ Oh look, it can laugh. Mystery solved. ❞

❝ I'm saying it's time to join forces against a common enemy. ❞

❝ You'll love this, I promise. ❞

❝ Back home, I've got pretty much everything. ❞

❝ I'm just another irrelevant, pointless nobody. ❞

❝ You're a pretty good listener, you know? ❞

❝ Who wants some hot cocoa? ❞

❝ The greatest things you'll ever know are invisible. ❞

❝ How have we never defeated you? ❞

❝ Huh? What smile? I wasn't smiling. I was squinting. From the sun. ❞

❝ Someone would have to be pretty stupid to want to wanna leave this place now. ❞

❝ You have no idea what you've done, do you? ❞

❝ I'm sure it's nothing that could fester and eventually become a source of resentment and regret. ❞

❝ I think I may have missed my boat. ❞

❝ We're dead, we're dead, we're dead! ❞

❝ I think you hit your head pretty hard, (dear). You should like back down. ❞

❝ What is on your face? ❞

[golden-hourglass]

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