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Ahh i am so hungry ! Feed me yumy bricks!
Pukicho what's going on with the notebook in ur new merch
I kept accidentally putting him inside another notebook, I donāt know how but I thought it looked neat so I kept it
I also put him on a bag, but this oneās too fucked up to sell so you just get to look at itĀ
please please please sell that bag
It would literally be 60 dollars
AND?
if you want it then okay, but Iām going to make sure you know itās very stupid, that youāre a stupid fucking idiot for buying this bag, and that it makes no fucking sense, I am going to make every step of the purchasing process remind you that itās extremely stupid of you to buy this stupid bag
yell all you want weāre still buying it
Jesus Christ. HERE then
You stupid fucking idiotĀ
āBlink Motherfuckerā an essay of Papyrusā battle.
Papyrusā battle is fucking weird an unnatural and hereās why.
Ok so, think about the battle sprites.Ā
Nabstablookās eyes shake so, constatly moving.Ā
Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.
(I couldnāt find a good gif so uhĀ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YEĀ If you want proof)
Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind.Ā
Mad Dummy? bouncing.Ā
Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out.Ā
Asgore? bounceing.Ā
Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound.Ā
Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side.Ā
Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well.Ā
Whatās weird about Papyrusā battle is he doesnāt move at all.
His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know whatās REALLY WEIRD?? During the battleā¦Papyrusā mouth doesnāt even move. watch a playthrough againā¦.iām right.Ā
During Papyrusā date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, heās very active.Ā
But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. Itās like thereās a cardboard cut out of Papyrus. Ā Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch.Ā
Blink Motherfucker.
Hey so, real quick.
A Bunch or the reactions are people sayĀ āOh! Heās concentrating on not killing you!ā
Whichā¦..I actually took the exact opposite interpretation.
Because, think about the movement in battles. Who moves the most?
Omega Flowey
Undyne the undying
Asriel Dankerr
Mettaton
Mad Dummy
People who are putting their ALL into killing you. Putting in all their concentration and effort into ending your little motherfukn lifu.
The people who move the least? (besides Papyrus the paper cutout)
Toriel
Nabstablook
most of the minor battles
Asgore
So, Toriel: Who does not want to kill you, and due to her lack of concentration on her attacks and more on her emotions causes the attacks to miss you. (Can still easily accidentally kill you) But still, distracted. Not putting her all into the battle
Nabstablook: Who needs ghost depression therapy. Really not feeling up to it right now. Not putting their all into it.
Minor monster battles: They do MOVE, and a lot of them do extensively, but theyāre more still than like, Undyne or MTT. Theyāre only fighting you out of obligation. Not putting their all into it.
Asgore: He moves more than the otherās I pointed out, but his movements are small. He bounces slightly and slowly, if he moves itās for his trident attack. Because well, he does NOT want you dead. He does NOT want that seventh soul. Heās not putting his all into it.
(Note: Sans is kinda an inbetween. bc he bounces a bunch and dodges and teleports a HELL of a lot. moves his arm. but he also like, aint moving a lot compaired to Asriel and Undying if you get me.)
D-Do you get where iām coming from?
The Sprites that move the most? Putting in EVERYTHING into this battle. They want you dead. They are using all their energy and strength to end you.
The Sprites that stay still? Not putting in their all.
Not putting in their all.
Papyrus has the same amount of energy he usually has during his date, and the finale. He zips and zooms around the screen like a ping pong ball.Ā
He is always putting in 110% into every little thing he does.
In his battle, he is still. A statue. A motherfucking plastic barbie. Not even moving his mouth.Ā
(Note: I think some sprites donāt move their mouths in battle screens, but Papyrus moves his jaw later on the date, the dump, and in the finale. There is no excuse for him not moving his mouth during battle. But you know who else never moves their mouth bc heās to lazy to? Sans the mother fu-. Sans is never putting in his all and doesnāt even bother to move his mouth to words.)
(Also note the only time he makes a diffrent expression is when you hit him, and not for long)
Papyrus isnāt putting in all his energy.Ā
Papyrus isnāt putting in all his power.
Now listen, If when using his bare minimum, he can still control his attacks to a point where you cannot die, he can summon words spelled out and a GIANT FUCKING BONE, have a whole conversation with himself and not paying attention while fighting you, holy fuck.
I donāt want to know what Papyrus is like putting in his all.
The real reason Flowey befriended Papyrus was because of Papyrusā unmatched raw power.
Good time to bring back the fact that everyone has two vines around them except Papyrus who has four.
Tbh with how much Flowey experimented with resets he could have seen Papyrus actually trying and I wanna see the look on that bastardās face when he got yeeted from the ruins to new home and back.
papyrus could be an all powerful being, literally capable of killing literally everyone in the underground but is likeĀ āNAH, IāM JUST GONNA CHILL OUT HERE WITH MY SPAGHETTI AND DINOSAUR EGGS OATMEALā that just radiates big mood to me, and i wish i knew why
shaggy, papyrus, and kirby are the trifecta of ācan i destroy you in an instant? yes. would i rather just have lunch? also yesā
ā¦THEYāRE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T
also they were originally a form of underwear and I think thatās nifty!
GAUD THIS HAS LONG BEEN COMMON KNOLEDGE
I donāt know what the fuck counts as common knowledge!!! for years I thought everyone knew that lobsters have teeth in their stomachs & blood can be used as an egg substitute. my perspective is slightly skewy!
How much blood contitutes one egg?
¼ cup of blood can be substituted for one medium sized egg
There are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body and this post put all of my cells in attack mode
does it have to be wet blood? because dried blood is more shelf stable
i actually have a similar question regarding the infamous āvirgin blood.ā honestly, the dry stuff is just so much easier to work with
my thought process is that if milk can be powdered, blood probably can be too seeing as mammal milk is just filtered blood
#breast milk is actually called white blood by some people
milk is mostly made out of white blood cells, we should absolutely just refer to it as White Blood
Do I Need To Pull Out The Perpetual Lactation Story?
ā¦yeeeeees? yes.
This is a summary of a branch of medieval theology.
As we all know, women are responsible for original sin, as a result of which mankind was cast from the Garden of Eden and women were cursed with painful childbirth. In addition women have periods, which are the sign of original sin.
Problem: The Virgin Mary was perfect. Canāt have been cursed with original sin. No periods.
Question: Where does the blood go?
For all our wonderful theories about spontaneous generation and phlogiston, we do believe in some form of conservation of matter. If women have all this extra blood all the time, you canāt just have one wandering around with it building up inside her. Itās gotta go somewhere!
Well, we figured it out in the end. You see, as we all know not least from reading the above post, milk is just boiled blood. So for Mary, the blood just sort of condensed and she was in a state of perpetual lactation.
This led to things like a particular saint (itās Bernard) having a vision of the Madonna appearing before him and squirting her breast milk into his mouth, to apply either wisdom or a cure for an eye infection, which has delightfully been depicted in several works of art.
may i change my answer
someone needs to make that painting into a gif tbh
I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too
uh i cover you in goo ok ?
congratulations tumblr user voidimperatrix on winning its first nickelodeon kids choice award
Dude has a death wish
Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.
Truly the family that just keeps giving.
I havenāt seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, hereās the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.
It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what heās doing. For the most part. Hereās his caption:
You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird
Donāt lie sometimes it feels kinda good to be a hater. Sometimes you see someone having a nice day and you just wanna stomp on their sandcastle or push them into a locker or something.
Being 100% honest with you, ⦠no.
Ooo la la look at you on your high horse, above all us rats, us ugly little rats
a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features
do you get it or do you not know anything
more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding
Thatās just how black cats be
as a lethargic pansexual, i can lukewarmly but confidently assert that the sexiest possible hairstyle for woman, man, or enby is (1) crewcut or (2) fully shaved head (i am tired of people shedding hair in my vicinity this has to stop)
Did hair get stuck in your gum textured body again
and every time i try to pluck it out with my cilia IT GETS STUCK TO MY CILIA!!!!!
...do i want to risk looking up what cilia means?
not as bad as i was fearing
wiggles my itty bitty pink cilia at you (and gently reaches out one particularly elongated strand to tenderly caress your cheek) (it leaves behind a trail of mucus)
*uses Gaud to gently exfoliate and moisturize my face*
also been like⦠meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
A helpful visual:
i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
now look what you've done
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot
Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer.
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws arenāt hard to find either, so while thereās minimal effort involved here, weavile isnāt really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult PokĆ©mon in ANY of the gamesāif not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a PokĆ©mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the PokĆ©mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldnāt change the DS systemās time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counterāso you HAD to wait six hours for a PokĆ©mon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the treeās location, and tree could summon any of the āhoney tree PokĆ©monā¦ā
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guessābecause the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your gameās data and then doing some weird complicated math.
Thatās not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isnāt done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.
So to recapā4/21 honey trees (and you donāt know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. Thatās it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find PokĆ©mon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hot⦠Try again.
Bitch.
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