Propoganda

Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and wow, things have changed A LOT. Like, a lot.

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i dont wanna mooooove my ankle huuuuuurts

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i hurts to walk it hurts to walk ejfgkvbsdfcv screams

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no i didnt it was just like kinda sore yesterday when i went out with my friends for like the entire day and i did a few errands too 

I ALSO KIND OF TRIPPED A FEW TIMES AND THEN THE LAST TIME I TRIPPED MY ANKL GAVE OUT and then POP oops its not supposed to be facing that way

its ok im used to breakING MY FINGERS BUT NOT MY GODDAMN ANKLE HOLY SHIT

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turntechsnoopdogg replied to your post: 

u ok

no

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voicelesstestified replied to your post: 

{{ Oh god. }}

timaeustumbling replied to your post: 

:O

IT HURTS LIKE FUCK WHEN I WOKE UP

ITS FUCKING PURPLE JESUS CHRIXST

im gonna cry

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i broke my ankle. fricking OUCH

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GOES TO BED KNOWING EVERYONES CUTE

GOODDAY EVERYONE

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TIME TO PUT AWAY THE UKULELE AND PULL OUT THE FUCKING WOODEN RECORDER BITCHES

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PLAYS A SAD UKULELE SONG IN THE BASEMENT

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PLAYS THE UKULELE IN CHAIR

CROSSES LEGS AND EATS OREOS WHILST PLAYING PUTS SUNGLASSES ON AT 10 AT NIGHT

FUCKER TONIGHT IS A SAD ASS NIGHT 

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I GET IT WAS A JOKE GOMEN I SUCK OK GOODBYE HOPS OFF TO OTHER ACCOUNTS AND PLAYS THE UKULELE SADLY

SINGS CHURCH SONGS

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None of my alternates look like they wish to speak to me. Thats very rude of myself to do that.

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Jane: Be the man.

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Nonsense. I insist we have a nice dinner with ceasar salad and steak.

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Sounds great but too bad im on the other side of the state.

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Jane: Be the man.

How about I treat you to dinner on a date.

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Oh you dont have to.

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I googled “Robot Jimmies” and got this.

You humans crack me up sometimes.

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