[striders]

me: (making a mistake) (eating a hot piece of potato right out of the oven) (breathing and chewing with my mouth open) HAAAAAAFASASFAFHAA

my gf: (in a completely different room) … what is that sound? are you eating a hot potato?

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

deadbeat daughter

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[sylvanitchi]

got myself some cheapie oil pastels!

[spicymochi]

pup star

[huariqueje]

Carpe diem - Esa Riippa , 2024.

Finnish , b. 1947 -

Etching/aquatint on paper , 33 x 22.5 cm.

[2242706]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[loki-cat2]

[theriverbeyond]

does anyone know if we have Being Afraid tomorrow

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[ofishal-fish-posts]

reblog to join a school of fish with prev

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[suicidalwhistleblower]

sitting in the busytown apple car in the garage with the engine running

[fatmagic]

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[goblinbugthing]

ENIGMA. FUCK

[clownkiss3r]