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@golgothaskterror
????: Oh gosh darn it, hang on a moment
????: Ah! Thats the ticket.
JAKE: Howdy-doodly! The names ENGLISH, JAKE ENGLISH, and im here to answer your most burning questions! JAKE: Or at least thats what i THINK the purpose of this particular method of communication entails....
JAKE: Regardless im more than happy to feel a bit more connected to the world even if it seems somewhat onesided. Say hi! That little handy dandy ask box should be wide open for business
JAKE: Oh!! Hi there dirk! Hope all these ravenous askers arent bothering you too much aha. I suppose i should ask something too, err *fiddles with collar* whos your favorite actor? :b
(@golgothaskterror)
Oh.
Well, hello to you too, English. And no, they haven't. I've seen the entire internet over the course of 200 years, I know what to expect from people, and have prepped accordingly. Despite me being the question asker on such short notice.
And, to answer your question, I am still of the highly held belief that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson's performances as Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff respectively, in the SBAHJ movie, are some of the most important and impactful actors for the role they were given.
hi jake!!! your hair looks amazing!!!! you like guns, so i've heard? what's your favourite if i may ask? ↄ0:
JAKE: I appreciate the compliment! I think its mostly genetics, and trimming the ends when i can. Grandma used to cut it better than i ever could, so it ends up longer than what might be typical.
JAKE: Anyway! I love a good handgun. The amt automag II is a classic, one that grandma left me, even!
did you know you're like the coolest adventurer ever
JAKE: Finally someone sees it!
Jake; why did you put a picture of Brobot beating you.
JAKE: Wh-? ive posted no such picture...
JAKE: Oh! Right, the blog banner! I thought it looked pretty sick.
JAKE: Is it weird or something?
You're named English? Like Jade English?? The renowed scientist and founder of Skaianet???
JAKE: Oh, gosh, isnt that a doozy!
JAKE: Youd be quite right, though, it IS jake english as in jade english, renowned scientist and founder of skaianet.
JAKE: Im sure youve heard of her many exploits and her reputation as a certified BADASS, bright as all get out, one of the most brilliant minds of her generation. She near taught me everything i know.
JAKE: She was always just grandma to me, though, aha. JAKE: ... JAKE: I miss her. :(
Anything you like to do with your free time?
JAKE: Well i suppose MOST of my time is free time, given my tropical isolation.
JAKE: I spend a lot of time chatting to my buddies! Theyre a talkative bunch and i enjoy my time spent talking with most of them, im glad to have their friendship and admiration. Couldnt ask for a closer knit group of buddies to natter away with. Sometimes we watch movies or play video games together! Its really swell.
JAKE: I love to explore! Everyday is an adventure on hellmurder island haha, though i have to keep my wits about me, one time i spent all day in the sun and had a serious case of sunstroke for the next couple days. Not all that fun, but otherwise its a blast.
JAKE: Adventuring is a hoot, but it'd be too dangerous to go out if not for the brobot. I mentioned him before, but my best bro dirk made him for me! Hes one beast of a machine i tell you what, faster than the blink of an eye and a real combat master to boot. I get into strifes with the fella basically every time i wander far enough from home. JAKE: He protects me from the bigger monsters that roam about while also providing a, um, healthy challenge now and then. (Though i think he must enjoy attacking me when my guard is down!! He always shows up at the most inconvenient times too...)
JAKE: In the end i think i spend most of my time watching movies or reading comics. I used to only read the old stuff that grandma left behind for me, but my friends have been helpful in getting me newer copies in recent years (as well as using the internet and a bit of piracy for those not in their grasps either haha) so ive had a lot to catch up on! Other than tending to the pumpkins and such i dont have anything else to do.
whartre you up 2......
JAKE: Doing a little bit of harvesting! Gotta get to them quickly these days.
how we goin', dude-man
JAKE: Im certainly going! Taking things day by day, as one might do in my situation aha
JAKE: Anyhow- huh?
JAKE: Wh- oh, for heavens sake.
JAKE: Confounded stupid gourds...
whats your coolest scar?
JAKE: Good question! Ive picked up a handful over the years, but the coolest looking one....
JAKE: This bad-boy i got when defending myself from one of the great cat-beasts that wonder about the island. Vicious and territorial lot. JAKE: I would have been done for! With its jaws sunk into me and all.
JAKE: But i had a bit of help from that infernal machine that stalks around, too. Much as he gets on my nerves from time to time, im glad he has my back when im in dire straights. JAKE: I hope strider knows that i still appreciate the gift. Even if he can be a pain in the friggin ass from time to time *eyeroll* !
hi jake!!! how goes it? seen any good movies lately? :3
JAKE: Im doing well. And boy-howdy have i!
JAKE: What a phenomenal film! I was hooked for every second, the story, the action... woosh, kapow!! Blew my socks into the stratosphere. JAKE: It might be in my top ten...
JAKE: No reason in particular, though.
whats your favorite comic book and why? ever tried making your own?
JAKE: Well ill read anything i can get my hands on really, but my top three are the hulk, xmen (especially mystique, woof), and spider-woman!
JAKE: Though i guess i'd pick spider-woman as my top favourite if push comes to shove ahaha. Jessica drew is a real friggin badass lady! And her suit much cooler than the spider-man one.
JAKE: As for making my own comic, i suppose ive thought a bit about it.. but..
JAKE: Lets just say im not a very good artist...or much of a compelling storyteller either.... X/
BITING YOU
JAKE: Huh?
JAKE: Oh.
JAKE: Darn mosquitoes.
hey girllllllll
JAKE: !!!
JAKE: Hi! :) JAKE: I suppose i did ask for hellos haha
