I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!

[gonesoft]

EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIIIIIIIME

[marveldaily]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 + Smiling/Laughing

[gonesoft]

PRINCESS:

❝   i’ll accept that as a compliment. where are we headed, then ?   ❞

“...Y’got a cool head for someone with a 25k bounty. ‘Spect y’all do this often.”

[gonesoft]

ooc. hi this is d here to apologize for being an absentee father

[gonesoft]

THIEF:

“ you couldn’t afford me. “

it’s not for her; it’s for s.h.i.e.l.d. analysis. ever since the avengers teamed up with the guardians, s.h.i.e.l.d.’s hunger for the unknown has been insatiable. sending her into space was just another one of their manoeuvres to go further than any man has gone before ( they forget that peter quill is mostly human ). 

she’s never seen any of these species before, but she’s pretty sure she’s not underestimating herself when she thinks she can take the guys holding her down. the magical arrow does give a girl pause, though.

“Ain’t lookin’ to buy you off - I wanna know how much more I can get for my cargo than what’s been offered me.”

He’s got more than enough thieves and bandits to take what he needs - the point of interest is exclusively money. Tough as she looks, she’s not much use to him unless her name’s got a bounty attached to it; though, now that he thinks of it...

“‘Course, if you’re not up for sharin’, I can always see how much someone’s paying for you - how ‘bout that?”

[wirtgay]

[gonesoft]

gonesoft:

ooc. does michael rooker actually exist

does michael rooker actually exist: follow up

[brolinjosh]

Yondu’s little helper. 

[bpdvoid]

a bad person? who, me? that would be correct,

[susierpt]

3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“I guess so…”

“I guess not.”

“Love me, please.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Please, hold me.”

“Pain changes people.”

“You haven’t changed.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Look behind you.”

“Go kill yourself.”

“I can change.”

“Don’t ever change.”

“Want a hit?”

“Do you smoke?”

“Fuck me now.”

“Take my hand.”

“Lead the way.”

“Duck and cover!”

“Just go home.”

“Take me home.”

“Walk me there?”

“Everyone, shut up!”

“Just shut up.”

“Please stop it.”

“Please don’t die.”

“I need you.”

“I want you.”

“Want a hug?”

“Want a kiss?”

“Are you sure?”

“Are you lying?”

“That’s the truth.”

“I’m not lying.”

“Oh my God.”

“For fuck’s sake!”

“I got it.”

“I found it.”

“Call me later.”

“Text me later.”

“Don’t call me.”

“Are you crying?”

“I wasn’t crying.”

“Please don’t laugh.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“That’s a lie.”

“What’d they say?”

“What’ll it be?”

“It’s last call.”

“It’s almost midnight.”

“Do you promise?”

“That’s a promise.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t bullshit me.”

“I punched him.”

“I killed him.”

“I kissed him.”

“I love him.”

“I hate him.”

“I lied before.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’ll come over.”

“Can you come?”

“Want to cuddle?”

“Maybe we should.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t.”

“You don’t say.”

“Make me come.”

“Did you come?”

“I stole it.”

“I broke it.”

“Any bones broken?”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“That must’ve hurt.”

“He was lying.”

“It’s our song.”

“Can I help?”

“Help me out.”

“Please, for me?”

“Anything for you.”

“I doubt it.”

“I believe you.”

[huangh]

[gonesoft]

“Ain’t wise to try stealing from a bounty hunter - ‘specially one who’s on his way to get paid.”

She’s got a Ravager holding each arm and an arrow trained straight to her head; dense as many of the Ravagers may be, it can’t be said that Yondu doesn’t have strength in numbers. Besides, it doesn’t matter what it is - an artifact, a hostage, or in this case, an ancient weapon - nobody steals from him, long as he can help it.

“So, how much they offerin’ you for this, girlie?”

@tzariina

[gonesoft]

QUEEN:

         “I do not give threats idly. And you would be wise            to take them seriously. Men with more power and            skill than you have learned that the hard hard. You           would be wise to not follow in their footsteps.” 

“Well, pardon me, but I’d be takin’ y’all a little more seriously if ya hopped off yer cloud and talked to me straight.”

[gonesoft]

ooc. does michael rooker actually exist

[n0rara]

angry space smurf

[gonesoft]

4/5 stars. got it in the "dad" box but realised it must be an off-brand product bc it was blue and packaged offensively with cannibalistic jokes. understood now that this is the unintended but perfect daddy for any skinny and musically-developed man-child.

“Damn right I’m the perfect daddy.”

amazon reviews of yondu || accepting

[surgeonslut]

Review my muse like a product