[borderlinexcrazy]

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

[garnet-xx-rose]

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

[autisticbabayaga]

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

[hopeidontgetaddictedtothis-deac]

GHOST FILES | The Devil Baby of The Hull-House Museum PUPPET HISTORY | The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

[everythingfox]

Paraglider and black vulture chilling

(via)

[theriu]

I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

[lesbianirl]

this owns lmao

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lesbianboyfriend]

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

this has broken me

[kiiingsnake]

happy penis friday yall

[kiiingsnake]

guess what day it is

[mumblesplash]

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[lost-carcosa]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[valtsv]

my autopsy results came back inconclusive

[valtsv]

theyre not even sure what i am

[valtsv]

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

[thatstupidache]

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

What month were you born in?

December/January

February/March

April/May

June/July

August/September

October/November

Voting ended onMar 7, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

[caustic-light]

Well i don't know what I expected the results to be...