Bandit

-Tattiana -23 5’7 420 -witch -Pisces

[byjove]

I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

[canadianslut]

Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

[pachatata-deactivated20180510]

Davi Kopenawa, Shaman and leader of the Brazilian Yanomami.

[memescomedy]

[xeppeli]

[ampervadasz]

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

[thebootydiaries]

when u see sephora getting robbed but u remember they charged u $42 for a lipstick

[lessorganizedthanchromatin]

Really? That doesn’t mean they should be robbed. You’re the person who bought the $42 lipstick. If no one bought makeup that was that expensive, they wouldn’t be in business. If you didn’t want to buy something that expensive, there are plenty of other options. 

[thebootydiaries]

[simplyhotguys]

[xcathenny]

[cewn]

[starkwillendurestone]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[reuscaptivus]

When you accept a help wanted quest in stardew that you know you’re not going to complete

[samflewaway-deactivated20211001]

[nostrem]

who wants to see my cats when they were kittens

[nostrem]

[yupinmywhitetee]

please show us what they look like now

[nostrem]

[good-night-bandit]

Yes, very good.

[supportinglesbians]

Okay, so fuck the way they built up drama for no reason, but overall this was super cute  😭

[free-range-tiddies]

[lyndzielegend]

[teathattast]

[deleteduser-mchnsthnk-deactivat]

[dankmemeuniversity]