Stay True 2 You

Its 100% factual you can buy my love with buffallo wings. Snapchat: Desiainmymind

[slaveney]

[onlytwitterpics]

[marvelgifs]

[dagangstapenguin]

The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

doc: sir we need you to be a donor, your wife needs a blood transfusion

me:

[idiosyncraticdream-deactivated2]

Not sure I understand? Penis reference?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

white people

[holyrackofisles]

im white and this makes zero sense

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

white people please stop rebloggin this post :(

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

lmao

[wronglynamedbonnie]

HOOOMMMGGG YAL

[bilyvinit]

DO NOT TELL THEM LMFAOOO

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

[typac]

[j0nawithazero]

NAME A WOMAN

[kehlso]

[geneva-diva]

[realitytvshow]

[moonry]

I knew this bitch was gay before I even knew what gay was

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Noob the Loser

[besnurched]

Please for the love of god LOOK AT THIS

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[mattandjones]

Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch

[goodgaldes]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[blackmen]

[euphorbic]

#idris elba looks like good cologne smells

[cryoverkiltmilk]

someone finally found the words

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS SO TRUE

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you ever been so stressed that youre calm